On the high desert back road, trucks are being hijacked by a gorgeous gang of topless pirate babes with perfect tits. For what purpose? The drivers are screwed silly and released, but say nothing. Why? Feds and locals are investigating.

Every now and then Jim Holliday jerks a movie clean out of the ballpark. HIGH DESERT PIRATES is just a such a movie, with nine scorching sex scenes and not a dud among them. The only rubbers are on the truck tires.Fast-forwarding pinhead critics who can`t detect Holliday`s plots will be flat out lost in this desert. It`s a mystery, it`s an allegory, it`s a hip and cryptic commentary on historical and contemporary pop culture. But more importantly, it`s a sex fest extraordinaire with the female cast of the year -- marking the return of Sky Lopez to adult features. In fact, it`s pure, vintage classic Holliday from the opening Haiku to the end credits. You will not soon forget the ghost ship that sails the high desert sands.