Well thank goodness the elections are over.  We hope your favorite person won, but either way, if you’re like us, you’ve had to put up with months on end of blowhards telling you who to vote for, why and why it matters.  Sure elections are important, but we weenies would rather get the blowhards gone and get on with the BLOWJOBS!  That’s where a good blowjob bib comes in handy.

You read that correctly, say hello to the BLOWJOB BIB:

Heavy loads are the best

“This wide bib is perfect for a gag gift for the fellatio aficionado in your life. Simply tie behind the neck and get down to business!

Made of terry cloth, this absorbent and machine-washable bib is trimmed in pink with the words “Equipped To Handle Heavy Loads” in pink block lettering in the center. Color: White, Pink Type: Bib / Gag Material: Terrycloth.”

You know you want one!

It’s time to “stud up” your weenie!  This week, get 25% off the Kinky Cock Ring and Ball Harness.  This is one way to make the family jewels shine and turn your partner on.

Kinky Cock Ring and Ball Harness

“Flexible, lightweight neoprene cockring with ball harness provides a snug, comfortable fit and also features metal snaps for multiple size adjustments.” – Check it out!  And remember that you get it for 25% off for this week only!

We’re taking a break from Weenie Wednesday this week to focus on Breast Cancer Awareness Month.  We’ll be back next week with more from Weeniedom.

This review of the Silicone Lover’s Arouser Bunny is sanctioned by His Majesty, Emperor Weenie.  In honor of a favorable review, Sextoys.com is offering this awesome bunny at 25% off for the next week.

Show Me The Bunny

October 6, 2010, Weeniedom – Hooboy “Captain” Happy reporting:

With the help of my faithful assistant, Princess HooHoo, I am proud to report that I have found a new secret weapon in the weenie arsenal – the Silicone Lover’s Arouser Bunny!  Weenies, if you’ve ever had the thought (and I know you have) “Boy, I sure do envy her rabbit,” take heart.  This bunny, while insufficiently masculine in it’s pink color, will absolutely change the course of any day or night operations you undertake.

Right out of the box, this one is a winner.  It had no stinky smell, it is well built and everything was in working order.  The sleeve portion (our body armor) stretches very well, and the bullet slides right into the bunny part of the sex toy.  The nubs along the sleeve are soft, yet firm enough to give extra sensation when you’re all the way in.  Also, the bunny has nubs running down it for extra stimulation for her.

The bullet is powerful and fairly quiet.  But the best part of the bullet is that it will make every weenie vibrate, so we, the weenies, and the rabbit are vibrating simultaneously.  It’s amazing!  It’s like turning every weenie into the perfect rabbit vibrator.  Now, I will say that some love to your princess, and some lube are required to make this operation go off without any hitches.

And, it is better to approach this mission from the bottom.  I tried a few angles, but watching the action from below while she was in ecstasy was the best angle of all.  And hoo boy, was there some action.  She was definitely having some fun courtesy of weeniedom.

On a related note, all of the nubs along the shaft are great for caressing the G-spot at full penetration.  All weenies can do that math: clitoral stimulation + labial vibration + G-spot stimulation + a little weenie magic = ONE SERIOUSLY HAPPY PRINCESS.  Weenies, do not get caught in the field without this weapon at your disposal.

Get the Silicone Lover’s Arouser Bunny for 25% of this week!

<- Eyes Only ->

Special Orders From General Maneim Hung, Weenie Special Forces, 1st Penetration Batallion.

Certification: His Majesty, Emperor Weenie

Circulation: Immediate.

Pass Code: Get It In

<- Begin message -> Weenies, do not wait for reinforcements. (stop)  Immediately begin operations in foreign territory.  (stop)  Penetrate Hoo Hoo headquarters and cause explosive action. (stop)  Pack light, remember your body armor and use the designated vibrating cockring device to begin the detonation sequence. (stop)  Good luck, and good hunting. <- End Message. ->

Get the Vibrating Leather Cockring this week at Sextoys.com for 25% off and fulfill your duty to Weenie and Kingdom.

Cause Explosions in Hoo Hoo Headquarters

The Vibrating Leather Cockring:

“This quality Vibrating Leather Cockring wraps snug around the base of the penis and underneath the testicles to help regulate blood flow and maintain an erection. As a bonus, a powerful vibrating bullet attached at the top adds for great clitoral stimulation for her, and makes your entire package vibrate!

There are three snaps that allow you to find the most comfortable adjustment. “