Joanna Angel

This week, Weenie Wednesday features an angel.  Ok, so it’s not an “angel,” it’s Joanna Angel.  Ok, so it’s not Joanna Angel, it’s a part of her.  Ok, so its not exactly a part of her… Ah, nevermind.  Let’s get to the point.  Most weenies will never have a chance to experience Joanna Angel.

However, Burning Angel by Topco has made weenies everywhere able to simulate the Joanna Angel experience with the Joanna Angel Vibrating Cyberskin Doggy Style Pussy and Ass.  Say that fast three times.  You may not be able to say it, but you’ll be doing it three times (and more) real fast.  Forward (or rear, as the case may be) thinking weenies report that this one is a pleasure.

And the rear thinking weenies know what they’re talking about!

It feels as good as it looks

The Joanna Angel Vibrating Cyberskin Doggy Style Pussy and Ass:

“Joanna Angel’s Vibrating CyberSkin Pussy and Ass with Virtual Touch technology is hand-painted for realistic detail with separate, ribbed love tunnels and a powerful five-speed love bullet.

Comes complete with Joanna’s actual tattoos for even more realistic pleasure. Takes three AA batteries, sold separately.”

Get one today!

From California Exotics:

“My Pussy and Ass is Perfectly Sculpted to Reveal Every Contour!

This is an exact replica of Tera’s famous bodily attributes. Meticulously sculpted to reveal every luscious texture and soft delicate fold of Tera’s voluptuous ass and hand-painted sensuous pussy. Made of superior quality, soft, supple, super-stretchy Futurotic Plus? material, this is the closest to life-like as you will find. Over 6 pounds of virtual pleasure. The removable double bullets add extra pleasure to her already tight pussy and ass.

Includes: removable double bullets, talc and cherry lube.

This toy requires 2 AA batteries, not included.”

Be sure to check out our complete selection of featured products for men for other great ideas.

From Topco/Adam and Eve:

“Molded from Carmen Luvana herself, this realistic vagina is the closest you can get to actually having sex with her!

From Adam and Eve, Carmen Luvana’s Missionary Style CyberSkin Vibrating Pussy & Ass. Features CyberSkin with Dual Density(R), makes her supple lips and puckered ass soft as silk. Made out of incredibly realistic Cyberskin, this pussy looks and feels so realistic, you may mistake it for the real thing. It has all the details and textures that Carmen herself has and feels amazingly lifelike. This pussy is in the Missionary position and has not only a vaginal entry but an anal entry as well, so you can have sex with her in the spot you desire.

Her tight ribbed inner walls hold the penis with a tight, seductive grip and create an intense sensation. Old-school missionary style makes tradition hot when Carmen takes the position.

Her vaginal and anal entries are hand painted and molded from Carmen’s very own naughty bits. The multi-speed vibrating bullet makes her throb and pulse. To use with the bullet, simply insert it into the opening on the underside of the pussy to send vibrations pulsing throughout the whole toy.

Included is a sample of Cyberskin Renew to help keep Carmen Luvana’s Missionary Style Pussy like new.”

And check out a complete line of featured products for men here!

Cyberskin Perfect Ass Natural

We have featured a few life-like vaginas for the guys out there, but some men just can’t live without a little anal sex.  This toy will fill that void with a realistic feel and a very stimulating ride.  The Perfect Ass is designed to mimic the real thing and as with all cyberskin toys for men, it feels just the same as if you were enjoying anal play with a real person.

From Topco Sales:

“Full and perfectly round CyberSkin ass with dual-vibrating multi-speed Love Bullets that provide independently-controlled fun. Separate deep pussy and ass tunnels are ultra-tight and ribbed. Extra-long (7 inch) vaginal and anal (8 inch) insertion tunnels. Tunnels are correctly positioned for use on flat surfaces and features indents in back of piece for controlled handling.

Complimentary 1 oz. climax personal lubricant and 1/3 oz. bottle CyberSkin Renew. Phthalate free and Made in the USA. Requires 2 AA batteries not included. 16 lbs.”

The last bit, 16 lbs., is important.  As some know, undersized life like toys can be completely impractical to use as they move around too much.  This one is perfect in size, form and weight.  Pick it up and you’ll have anal play whenever you want it.

And you can find a complete selection of life like models in our Sex Toys for Men section.

From the desk of THE Official Semi Permanent Toy Testing Intern:

Fucking Roxy Reynolds

The photo

When our research analyst Bill walked up behind us and said: “One of you interns is doing a review,” the eager go-getter in me greedily volunteered. Spinning ‘round in my chair, I came face to face with a face full of Roxy Reynold’s gorgeous chocolate derriere. “Congratulations, it’s your lucky day,” Bill said with a smile. “Make sure you don’t use an oil-based lube, it’ll melt your toy.”

Sensing that I had perhaps bitten off more than I was capable of chewing, I slipped the heavy parcel under my desk, concealing it in a dark plastic trash bag for the commute home. As soon as I got home I cracked open the box. The first thing that struck me about the CyberSkin material was its life-like movement. Slapping Roxy’s plump posterior sent a satisfying jiggle through the whole toy, solidifying the realization that I would soon be fucking her pussy and ass. I had some time to kill before our bedroom date, so I popped in the DVD (which does not include a case or sleeve, my only gripe ((more of a pet-peeve)) with the product) included in the box.

Despite the fact that it was a soft core video, the included 75-minute “Roxy’s World” was a pleasant surprise. While the sex scenes were your usual soft core fair, the scenes of Roxy and her girls were actually pretty entertaining – and the song that they record and perform is hilarious and definitely worth checking out. For busting a nut though, I needed to grab one of her scenes off of Hotmovies.com and assume the position. And bust a nut I did…

Fucking Roxy’s ass is certainly an experience. While I’ve fucked traditional pocket pussies made with phthalates, her CyberSkin holes are an entirely different beast all together. Filling her with a generous amount of lubricant, I dipped my pole into that rollin’ blackwater. The wonder material instantly and perfectly ensconced my cock. Warming with the kinetic friction of every stroke, Roxy hit and retained the temperature of an actual living female even when I changed holes. The combination of this warmth and the toy’s ribbed form-holding interior proved to be a winning one but creaming up the CyberSkin facsimile of Roxy Reynolds wasn’t even the best part. After I shot my load I let my cock slowly pulse itself flaccid inside of it and the material responded by contracting in turn. It’s 100% true that never will a p-in-the-vagee moment go by when this pussy is not virgin-tight.

Cleaning the toy was a breeze – soap and water flushed through the cleaning holes and a cotton rag did the job. Examining the toy as I cleaned it revealed the secret of the two cleaning holes. Both the vagina and ass have channels leading to both main love tunnels; two paths taking deep courses into the meat of the toy end at the lower cleaning hole while the other two routes stay along the crack of the ass and allow entry from a shallower degree for a total of four unique angles from which to fuck the porn star in nearly every position. As for the physical condition of the toy afterward, it was clear that her cherry had been popped but otherwise Roxy’s CyberSkin was no worse for wear. Many subsequent fucks followed by prompt and thorough cleanings resulted in no visible deterioration, but after Bill’s warning and some research on CyberSkin.com I decided to leave the unit lubed-up for a night to see what would happen. The next morning, there was some slight visible deterioration of the material. I quickly cleaned it and used the recommended process for applying their rejuvenating solution, aptly named Renew, which was also included in the box. For storage, US-based manufacturer Adam and Eve suggests an opaque plastic bag with a dose of Renew placed in a cool, dry place.

As far as lifelike goods go, Roxy’s meticulously hand-painted CyberSkin pussy and ass are second-to-none. Taking a snapshot with my cell, I sent the image to a bunch of my friends with the tag “my new gf’s goods” and only one person responded with “that’s not real.” The quality and durability of the CyberSkin ensure that, with prompt and proper cleaning and the avoidance of oil-based and “mineral oil” lubricants, this toy can last a lifetime. And, because the toy is phthalate-free, a long-term relationship with this porn star won’t adversely affect your health or damage your fertile seed. This is a good thing, of course, as you’ll want to fuck Roxy over and over for a long time. I know I will be!