With all of the performing I have doing and will be doing, I am going to take this Sunday to enjoy some peace and quiet.  I am going to let the glitter settle and let a little tranquility into my life.

Exotic Fruit Shower Gel: I am going to take a hot relaxing shower.  If my boy joins me, there won’t be any aftertaste left over from this shower gel made from edible ingredients.

Vibrating Foam Body Spa Sponge: It lathers up nicely, and the pulsations will help me relax.  I may not need my boy in the bath after all.

BWarm Soy Massage Candle: I could use this for a little romantic lighting, but I would rather make a penis candle molded from my boy with the Clone A Willy kit.

Couture Collection – Nirvana.  G-spot Water proof Vibe: Just in case the sponge isn’t enough to get me where I need to be.  It is made from body safe silicone!

Massage Cream – Blazing Cherry: It is edible and skin softening so my boy can give me sweet kisses as he massages me.  Then he can slide over when I use my Natural Contours Petite.  It’s tiny, just like me.

Smart Bikini Colour Kit – Carmine Pink: Bush is back.  What better way to give it a modern day twist then with bright pink pizzazz.  I love new hair-do’s!

In and Out  Penis Gag with Removable Dildo: “This black leather gag comes with two flesh-tone rubber dildos, a 2 inch which is pushed into the mouth and a 6 inch that protrudes on the outside.”  This will keep my boy quiet, but will also make him useful.  You didn’t think it was going to be all shower gels and massage creams did you?