Black Friday seems like a perfect day to do a post on simple shopping lists for your sex toy loving friends.  Since we love using our products, we think we can do a good list of suggestions to help you choose the perfect gifts for men, women and couples.  So we’ll skip the intro and go straight to the list!

Gift Ideas for Men:

1. The Classix Silicone Snatch – Give him the perfect playmate for when he’s alone.  This is a great masturbator at a great price.

He will go nuts for this

2. April Flores’ Voluptuous Pussy – If he has a pulse, he’ll go nuts (literally) over this one.  See our review of this sex toy and you’ll know why.

3. Best Buy Pump – Pump up his manhood and watch him go from average to pumped with this pump.

4. Adonis Pouch – Don’t be a ball buster.  Get him a buzz for his boys!

5. The Original Oro Stimulator – Give him a blow job to go!

Gift Ideas for Women:

1. Ok, this isn’t technically an idea, but it is really a good place to start.  The women at Sextoys.com got together and created an entire category of Gifts for Women, based on what they would want.  Can’t go wrong starting there, right?

2. Silk Binding Sash – This one will let her be tied up in a stylish way.  A must for a little kink.

3. Diamond Lustre – She’ll hit the sweet spot with this one.

4. Rabbit Habit – Because this rabbit is a habit, she has to have it.

5. First Timer’s Strap On Set – We really don’t need to explain how fun this one is.

Gift Ideas for Couples:

1. Kama Sutra Bedside Box – Sarah’s review of this made us all want one for ourselves!

2. Screaming O Plus – Very few products can add a “Plus” to a screaming o, but this one does.

3. Finger in the Ace Kit – Get started with anal play with this great kit.

4. Nina Hartley’s Guide to Anal Sex DVD – Speaking of anal sex, why not get instruction from an expert?

5. Fetish Fantasy Plus Size Strap On – For the curvy fun lovers, this is an awesome choice.

And if nothing here does it for you, with over 20,000 choices, you’re sure to find something you love in our complete inventory.

Guys who have experienced an orgasm via prostate massage can tell you that a prostate massager could easily become a man’s best friend.  And women or men who know how to administer a prostate massage can easily overtake the prostate massager on that guy’s cool list.  But how do you really have fun with a prostate massage?  We have some tips to get you going.

This is the part where, being anal retentive about things, we remind you to go see a doctor and make sure your prostate is in good health before you try this.  An inflamed prostate receiving any pressure at all will definitely make your day a painful one.  Also, you don’t want to cause further injury if your prostate is not healthy.  Get a clean bill of health before you give it a go, especially if you are over 40 years old.

So we’ll start with a little information about the prostate.  From WebMD:

“The prostate is a walnut-sized gland located between the bladder and the penis. The prostate is just in front of the rectum. The urethra runs through the center of the prostate, from the bladder to the penis, letting urine flow out of the body.

The prostate secretes fluid that nourishes and protects sperm. During ejaculation, the prostate squeezes this fluid into the urethra, and it’s expelled with sperm as semen.

The vasa deferentia (singular: vas deferens) bring sperm from the testes to the seminal vesicles. The seminal vesicles contribute fluid to semen during ejaculation.”

Aneros Helix

That’s the long way of saying that when you ejaculate, the prostate is intimately involved.  And, as a side note, frequent ejaculation might actually be good for your prostate.  That’s where a prostate massage can be an added treat.

Now, in some fetish play, prostate massage is used for creating ejaculation alone – or a “ruined orgasm.”  If you are into orgasm denial, that’s your ticket.  But, if like me, you kind of consider an orgasm a fun part of sex, then you might want to go for the prostate massage – masturbation combo.  Or you could even go for the mother of all orgasmic explosions with the prostate massage – perineum massage – oral sex package that will leave you as a collection of jumbled, happy nerve endings.

Here are your tips to get going.  First, start small.  Have your partner use her or his finger to gently massage the prostate.  Simple strokes along it are best for a smooth experience.  I strongly recommend a healthy dose of water based lubricant and a rubber glove for the first time.  And make sure all fingernails are neatly trimmed.  Let your partner massage your prostate while you masturbate.  This will get you comfortable with the stimulation.

Next, experiment with internal massage versus a massage of the perineum alone.  The perineum is a stretch of skin between the testicles and anus.  The perineum is directly below the prostate.  You can do a perineum massage first, if you like, but I always suggest internal first to get a feel for anal stimulation.  You may find that the perineum massage is a better way for you, but remember that the urethra runs along the perineum and some people find it uncomfortable to get that kind of massage.

After that, you might want to try out a prostate massager.  Many vibrate, some offer multiple massage points, but almost all of them function better than anything else for a great prostate massage.  Again, start small.  The last thing you want to do is start anal play with the largest sex toy you can find.

Next, always remember to pay close attention to your comfort level.  If something starts to feel uncomfortable, stop the massage.  This is important.  You can cause injury to yourself if you don’t pay close attention.

And finally, some of you have been waiting to hear how to get the best of all combos.  That’s something you and your partner will need to discover together.  Good luck and enjoy the journey!

Hi guys.  Yes, as the title suggests, this one’s for you.  Many guys think that aside from love dolls, sex toys are the best friends of women everywhere.  Not so fast on that assessment; you may find out that a sex toy has your name all over it – figuratively speaking – and you can use more than just your hand when it’s happy time.

Enter the Blowjob Simulator.  Perhaps you don’t have a girlfriend (or boyfriend, if you will).  Or, your partner doesn’t dive below the belt.  It could be that you have, as some guys have been known to do, said something so obnoxious that the U.S.S. Hummer has been put in dry dock indefinitely.  A blow job is only a simulation away.

What once used to require dinner, a foot massage and a luxuriant bubble bath is now compressed into the joys of guy-like engineering in the form of the sufficiently guy designed sounding – Optimum Power Vibro Sucking Stroker.

“Vibrating soft touch stroker with superb sucking action. Penis enhancement while soothing vibrations are delivered throughout. High grade easy pump bulb. Multi-speed, turbo powered battery pack with LED increments. LID included for convenience.

Requires 4 AA batteries, not included.”

Click the picture because you know you will want one of these

And while that blowjob simulator is definitely doing post graduate work at the University of Slobbery Knobbers, it isn’t your only choice.  That’s correct, you can rev the hot rod on some high octane replica lips as well.  Porn star Taylor Wane will tell you how much she’s enjoying your company while she keeps your piston firing.  Seriously.  We can’t make that up – you need to click here to see it.

It doesn’t take a doctor to tell you that giving the tonsils a wet willy is a great way to blow off some steam, but Ol’ Doc Joc thinks he’s created a vent that will let you blow.  Doc Joc’s Incredible Jack Off is just plain intense:

“Doc Jocs Incredible Jack-Off device is a vibrating wonder pump with a textured silicone sleeve that simulates oral sex. Requires 2 AA size batteries, not included.

The good Doc is there for when you have no uvula to knock around

Getting a great blowjob has never been so easy all you have to do is slide your cock into the pump and crank up the vibes for a totally orgasmic masturbation experience!”

What’s that? You say you really aren’t ALL THAT into blowjobs?  Well, why on earth would you want a blowjob simulator.  We understand.  Some guys are just nookie hounds – not that there’s anything wrong with that – and need something to simulate that feeling.  No problem.  Check out our complete line of masturbators for the sensation you want.

Or, you could just go straight for the Vagina, which rhymes with angina, which feels like a heart attack, which is what you’ll simulate when you get your hands on a little Fatty D!

“CyberSkin with Virtual Touch technology creates a soft pussy, with a tight opening and snug love tunnel. Innovative, realistic fleshy folds of skin. Gents can live out their Big Beautiful Woman fantasies.

Warning SERIOUS BOOM BOOM in this box

Full pussy lips and snug ribbed love tunnel. Hand painted pink pussy. Soft, ample thighs unlike anything else on the market. Gents can let her be on top– at 7.8 pounds (124.8 oz.) she feels ultra realistic. Open ended love tunnel. Waterproof. Phthalate free.

9 x 9.5 x 4.5 (22.75 cm x 24 cm x 11.5 cm).”

Ok, we’re a little off our subject of blowjob simulators, but Ms. Flores is worth it!

So check out our Sex Toys for Men category, guys.  It’s a toys for the boys split, bordered by orgasms and a cute, curvy red head on the top!  And get your socks off, man, with these beauties, you don’t need traction!

What are you doing reading this line? You should be shopping for a blowjob simulator already!

Plenty of men use penis pumps and penis extenders, and we sell them.  But you want to make sure you are using them for the right reasons.  So we’re giving you some background to help you do just that.  If you think of penis extension as a tool, or a method to add fun to your adult play time, you’ll be on your way to a bedroom full of fun.

Many guys spend a great deal of time worried about the size of their penis.  And there are plenty of articles around the internet that debunk these concerns.  For instance, I could do a “show of hands” or drop a “YES” in our comments to women on theoretical “Guy A.”  Ok, ladies, “Guy A” is average to good looking, has a stable job, doesn’t whine or complain, brings his girlfriend flowers for no particular reason, knows how to give incredible neck, shoulder, back and foot massages, listens patiently, kisses passionately and has a four and a half to six inch long (which is the global average – source) penis.  Anyone interested in him?

Colt Vacuum Pump is for FUN

Now, most articles leave it at that.  I’m not going to dismiss your concerns that way.  The fact is that the study in the journal Psychology of Men and Masculinity, sourced above as used in Everyday Health, goes on to add this interesting scope of information:

“In the same study of more than 52,000 participants — men and women — 45 percent of men reported that they were unsatisfied with their penis size and wanted to be larger. Compare that figure to the 16 percent who actually are shorter than average. And the perception didn’t change with age, either — about the same number of older men were unhappy with their penis size as were younger guys.

These concerns of inadequacy have consequences. Men who believed their penis size was too small were less likely to undress in front of their partner, more likely to hide their penis during sex, and more likely to judge themselves unattractive. On the other hand, men who thought they had a large penis were likely to be more self-confident and believe themselves to be attractive. Interestingly, 84 percent of the women surveyed reported that they were satisfied with their partner’s penis size. So it’s not her problem, guys — it’s yours.”

And let’s face fact here, it IS a problem.  If a guy believes that his penis isn’t adequate, that feeling of inadequacy can stretch across a range of psychological and social settings, affecting the quality of his life.  So it is important to address those feelings, because (and you’ll find it odd for a sex toy company to say this) we aren’t aware of anything that will add a permanent 3 – 5 inches to your penis length.

And we’d be lying if we told you we thought it was possible.  If you feel a sense of inadequacy, we strongly suggest that you seek out a licensed clinical professional to help you work through your feelings and get you on the road to a happier life.  But the good news is that doesn’t mean that you have to toss out the idea of having fun with size adding sex toys!

Penis Pumps:

We usually add this disclaimer to penis pumps: “Some men swear by the use of pumps as effective tools for increasing size, while others think pumps have no lasting effect. Pumps can extend length while using, but the question is, will the penis return to original size after using? Unfortunately we do not have that answer and cannot guarantee or be responsible for any results.”  That’s because a penis pump isn’t designed to add permanent size!

But, oh boy, can they add some incredible sensation, temporary engorgement (which really heightens sensitivity for many), and downright pleasurable fun to your play time.  If you use a pump with a sleeve, you basically have a stand alone masturbator that is perfect for solo play.  Or you can use pumps to add sensation to partnered play.  The point is that a penis pump is a penis extender in a small way, but you’ll get more out of your penis pump if you think of it as a sex toy to enhance your adult play time.

Try this for a new twist

Penis Extenders:

Penis extenders are extraordinarily popular sex toys.  Guys in “the know” realize that a penis extender has nothing to do with “bulking up their penis.”  To the contrary, a penis extender is best utilized to bring awesome sensation and stimulation to their partner.  Sure, a penis extender can add length.  But remember that some are designed to add girth and texture as well.

The point is, the penis extender is all about pleasing your partner, not trying to bulk up your package.  You can use it to get extra pressure on your partner’s G Spot, use one to add a wildly different texture to your penis, or just use one to turn your body into a sex toy!  The penis extender isn’t designed to “cover up” for inadequacy.  It’s designed to turn your penis into a playground for you and your partner!

Now, those who have read the blog before know that we ALWAYS remind you that if you are experiencing erectile dysfunction, we strongly advise you to see a doctor, since this can be a symptom of a larger medical problem.  And as we mentioned before, if you worry constantly about penis size, see a licensed professional to address your feelings.  It will be better for you in the long run.

But if you want a downright awesome time with your adult play and want to make your penis the center of attention (which doesn’t sound like a bad deal), use a penis pump or penis extender to change things up from time to time.  But make sure you discuss it with your partner!  Size does matter if you break out an extender that is way too large.

Have fun, and we hope this helps to clear up questions you may have had.  If you have specific questions about a product, always remember to Ask an Expert for more assistance.

A realistic sex toy can make for a really fun time.  Getting a realistic model of a superstar can be even better.  Tera Patrick definitely qualifies as a superstar, and this toy is one great time waiting to happen.

From California Exotics:

“My Pussy and Ass is Perfectly Sculpted to Reveal Every Contour!

This is an exact replica of Tera’s famous bodily attributes. Meticulously sculpted to reveal every luscious texture and soft delicate fold of Tera’s voluptuous ass and hand-painted sensuous pussy. Made of superior quality, soft, supple, super-stretchy Futurotic Plus? material, this is the closest to life-like as you will find. Over 6 pounds of virtual pleasure. The removable double bullets add extra pleasure to her already tight pussy and ass.

Includes: removable double bullets, talc and cherry lube.

This toy requires 2 AA batteries, not included.”

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