Almost everyone knows that sex toys are a great option when you want a little “alone” time during adult play.  And we can’t argue that sometimes, me, myself and I are great play partners who know all the right spots.  But we also know that two people who are having fun can strategically employ sex toys to make orgasms that much more powerful.

Sarah did a great post on kits for couples, and there are great options in it.  Kits of toys definitely get you plenty of bang for your buck.  We also have some other toys that can put lots of bang back into play time.  And for a limited time, you can use the offer code toysfor2 to get a 10% discount on purchases over $30.  Here’s a couple of banging sex toys that qualify for the couples’ offer code!

The Super Sex Sling by SportSheets:

Super Sex Sling

“The Sportsheets Super Sex Sling can help ease you comfortably into new erotic discoveries. This model has a deluxe comfort neck rest, plus extended straps and supports. Fully adjustable.”

This rig retails for $64.89.

Let’s face it, there are many slings out there, and most work fine.  But you add serious posh with this sling.  The padded neck support and ankle cuffs take all of the work out of maintaining the perfect position.  And both partners get to have fun without worrying about angles, sweet spots or anything else.  Just remember to use the offer code toysfor2 to get your discount.

Beginner Strap On For Him

Fetish Fantasy Beginners Strap On For Him:

“Perfect for rear-end rookies! You have teased him with your finger and your tongue, now he wants more. Give your boy-toy the anal satisfaction he craves with this petite 4.24 long curved jelly dong.

The shaft has a diameter ranging up to 1.25. The cleverly curved design will reach his sweet spot with ease. The durable 4-way nylon straps for the harness easily adjust to fit most, while the plush-lined harness comfortably stays in place when the action heats up.

The harness includes three interchangeable rubber rings of varying sizes to hold most of your favorite harness compatible toys. A free satin mask is included for keeping you or your lover guessing as to what comes next. Strap-on the passion and explore your fantasies.”

This awesome strap on retails for $38.89, but you can take 10% off with the offer code toysfor2 while this deal lasts.

Here’s our contribution to this week’s giant “Duh” file.  Holidays can wreak havoc on our sex lives.  Why, you may ask, would a group of people getting ready to indulge in the industry’s coolest office holiday party (we aren’t kidding, our company throws a holiday shindig so cool that if people knew about it, they’d forget trying to crash State dinners at the White House and try to crash our holiday party), be thinking about how their sex lives could be affected?  Easy.  We know that the holiday party is the precursor to the Holiday rush, even for people who devote their time to the best sex toys for couples on earth.

After our party tonight, many of us will be rushing to prepare for family visitors, or to go visit the family.  There will be enough jet lag to keep the sleep medicine companies in business for a while.  Kids will be running amok around us. Grandparents will be pining for the old days. Dogs will take a giant whiz on the old Christmas tree. Uncle Joe will be forced to smoke outside after setting off the fire alarm in the bathroom. All manner of other problems will crop up, not least of which is cooking a dinner for our families and what will seem like several thousand of our closest friends.

To summarize, Après ce soir, le déluge.

For a private moment

And let’s be blunt, a house full of people – even for the most open minded among us – is just not conducive to knocking boots with verve. It’s a stressful time of the year in terms of sex, and if you’re among the lucky who have a healthy and active sexual lifestyle, it can be downright unnerving.  But there are ways to get around the problem, and still keep the old libido satisfied.

Let’s start with those of us flying solo for the holidays this year.  It could be that this isn’t the right time to bring your partner home to meet the family, or whatever other reason.  But you’re in that stage of your relationship where it’s sex, shower, sex, shower again, breakfast, go to work, sex, lunch, shower, go back to work, sex, dinner, sex, sex, sex, sex, shower, go to bed, repeat. It’s a little hard to hit the off button when you’re in that really cool groove.

And now you’re home with the family and you’re still feeling the urges.  We get it.  All of us have been in a similar situation at one time or another.  In fact, that’s why humans invented the shower.  It wasn’t for hygiene, it was to provide a place to wank when the rest of the clan showed up after the annual mammoth hunt.  So there you have it, wank in the shower.  Women can use a discreet vibrator like the White Nights Waterproof Pocket Rocket, and men can freestyle under the water jets with a good masturbator like the Classix Silicone Snatch.

Good for everyone involved

Granted, that’s nothing like the real thing, but as soon as we can figure out how to miniaturize your partner to hide in your overnight bag with a button to restore them to real size when you need them, we’ll be getting a patent and selling “Partner in a Bag” kits.  We already have the miniaturizing down, we’re just trying to get the poor guy back to full size and, boy, is he angry.

For the couples, especially those of you hosting family, you’re really going to have to work together to get through this without putting out the fires.  Guys, pitch in with half the work.  There’s a ton of cleaning to be done – even more if kids are involved – and the breakfasts, lunches and dinners don’t miraculously appear on the tables.  Do everything you can to help.  Ladies, take it easy a little.  Everything doesn’t have to be perfect.  And make sure both of you are showing each other appreciation for the teamwork.

And this would be a great time to go back to our Guy’s Holiday Buying Guide.  This time of year, if ever there was a perfect time, is the time of year to break out the stress fighters.  After everyone’s tucked in, and before you’re tuckered out, break out the massage oil and trade good massages.

And a little cuddling in a nice warm bed is a good way to spend some sensual time together without waking the house.  Of course it could lead to more, but don’t blame us if after the buildup, the moment is spoiled by a fire alarm set off by Uncle Joe trying to sneak a midnight smoke in the bathroom!

Keep your love life simple during the holidays and don’t expect the grand romps you’ve grown accustomed to during the rest of the year.  And if you’re a couple who has the house to themselves this year, you’re duty bound to pick up the slack for everyone dealing with an Uncle Joe.  Try out the Honeymoon Carry On Bag and have a blast!

Happy holidays and safe travels, and keep the fires burning for the New Year!

Only three weeks stand between you and another New Year.  And we at the Sextoys.com Partyology Department know what that means.  Another January 1st with a bad headache, a realization that at least half of your resolutions were broken before you got in the cab to go home, a dry mouth and a sincere desire to remember what happened between 2 and 5 AM.  We’re here to tell you that this year it can be different.

Time to get ready for the New Year

If you’re willing to put the time, effort and thought into a different sort of New Year, we’re willing to give you the tools!  It all starts with the party.  Sure, go have a toast with your friends.  Enjoy the company and wish everyone well.  But before you go, sit down with your partner and make a list of sexual resolutions.  We’re pretty sure that when midnight rolls around, you and your partner will have plenty of reasons to get home as soon as possible.

Here’s a helpful list of suggestions:

Resolution 1: We will start our sexual New Year as soon as possible! 1 AM sounds about right.  We’ll have to get home fast to make it!

Resolution 2: We’re going to try new things this year together.  Oh, we think you have a good idea of new things you want to try.  Sit down and do a bargaining session (I’ll let you use that Strap On if you promise to try the deep throat mints and give it a go!). Ya might want to do this bargaining a little before (like now), since it’s hard to find strap ons and deep throat mints at 1AM on January 1st.

Resolution 3: I’m going to find a different stimulus to get an orgasm.  Oh dear, this could take some time and experimenting.  On the other hand, WOO HOO, it’s going to take time and experimenting!  Heck, let’s make our entire body a playground.  Let’s try some anal play, nipple stimulation, different massages and anything else we can think to tinker with!

Resolution 4: I’m going to turn my play time into something really fun.  Try some games together, maybe fun sex dice, or strip poker, or, well, use your imagination!  You’ll figure out ways to laugh and make love in a whole new way!

Resolution 5: We are going to do this more often.  Do we need to explain this one?

Make your own resolutions and stick to them.  And always remember that the Sextoys.com Partyology Department is here to help you stay on track to a great sex life!

Black Friday seems like a perfect day to do a post on simple shopping lists for your sex toy loving friends.  Since we love using our products, we think we can do a good list of suggestions to help you choose the perfect gifts for men, women and couples.  So we’ll skip the intro and go straight to the list!

Gift Ideas for Men:

1. The Classix Silicone Snatch – Give him the perfect playmate for when he’s alone.  This is a great masturbator at a great price.

He will go nuts for this

2. April Flores’ Voluptuous Pussy – If he has a pulse, he’ll go nuts (literally) over this one.  See our review of this sex toy and you’ll know why.

3. Best Buy Pump – Pump up his manhood and watch him go from average to pumped with this pump.

4. Adonis Pouch – Don’t be a ball buster.  Get him a buzz for his boys!

5. The Original Oro Stimulator – Give him a blow job to go!

Gift Ideas for Women:

1. Ok, this isn’t technically an idea, but it is really a good place to start.  The women at Sextoys.com got together and created an entire category of Gifts for Women, based on what they would want.  Can’t go wrong starting there, right?

2. Silk Binding Sash – This one will let her be tied up in a stylish way.  A must for a little kink.

3. Diamond Lustre – She’ll hit the sweet spot with this one.

4. Rabbit Habit – Because this rabbit is a habit, she has to have it.

5. First Timer’s Strap On Set – We really don’t need to explain how fun this one is.

Gift Ideas for Couples:

1. Kama Sutra Bedside Box – Sarah’s review of this made us all want one for ourselves!

2. Screaming O Plus – Very few products can add a “Plus” to a screaming o, but this one does.

3. Finger in the Ace Kit – Get started with anal play with this great kit.

4. Nina Hartley’s Guide to Anal Sex DVD – Speaking of anal sex, why not get instruction from an expert?

5. Fetish Fantasy Plus Size Strap On – For the curvy fun lovers, this is an awesome choice.

And if nothing here does it for you, with over 20,000 choices, you’re sure to find something you love in our complete inventory.

Sometimes, spicing up adult play can be as simple as a new position.  And the experimental types among us know that many angles are not nearly as easy to achieve as they look in the photo!  Also, some approaches facilitate easier (and better) access to sensitive spots.  But what if you’ve tried and tried, and just can’t get in THAT position.

That’s where an investment in sex furniture can make a great difference in your sex life.  A good product can make it possible for you to get in the positions that weren’t previously possible.  Like Liberator says, “It’s time to teach your old doggie-style some new tricks.”

We should tell you that like regular furniture, sex furniture varies in quality.  Good sex furniture will last longer than cheaper knock offs, and good sex furniture will perform better than the lower quality items.  If you buy an inflatable product, you will have the problems associated with inflatable products.  While you may save a few bucks up front, your long term return won’t be nearly as good as you would get from a solid sex furniture product.

The Liberator Ramp

Take the Liberator Ramp as a good example of high quality sex furniture:

“Liberator Ramp offers support with a deep slope elevation. It strategically lifts your lover’s hips to an altitude of 12 inches, offering access at critical angles that accentuate sensitivity.

It’s time to teach your old doggie-style some new tricks. The key to perfect rear-entry penetration is supported elevation. Supported elevation prevents falling forward, slipping, sore elbows and wrists and hips buried in the mattress.

With Ramp a couple can sustain the doggie-style position for longer, more satisfying sessions. Other Ramp specialties include positions off the side of the bed and an unbeatable girl-on-top ride.”

And let’s focus for a moment on a sensitive issue.  Some people have been injured, have chronic back or arthritis problems, or are physically incapable for whatever reason, of getting into a pleasurable sex position.  Good sex furniture can give those people their sex lives back.

Consider the Liberator Scoop, which can put someone in the perfect position, which includes almost any position you can imagine:

“Tilt it, tip it, dip it, flip it. The most dynamic of the Liberator line, the Scoop makes its own love locomotion, rocking you into action-packed, thrill-ride climaxes.

Flip it for a more stable sex setting and superior spinal support. As athletic or anchored as you like. Add other shapes for extra height, slope and support.

The Liberator Scoop

What’s Included: Scoop, dressed to thrill in a machine washable Microfiber cover as well as a silky nylon water-resistant play surface. Scoop-centric position guide to spark and inspire desire.< Black, nylon gig bag for luvin’ on the go.

Please note that Liberator products can only be shipped within the continental United States and cannot be shipped to military addresses.”

Think about what you’ve spent on your couch, your lamps, your coffee table, your bookshelves and even your dining room furniture.  Unless you are a seriously kinky sort (who wouldn’t need any help anyway), none of those things will ever provide the intense orgasm that a good piece of sex furniture can help you to achieve.  A small investment in a good piece of sex furniture can change your life.

And we mean for the better!

So you think you know everything you need to know about sex?  Did you learn everything you need to know in your Sex Education class?  What if you discovered a better technique to stimulate a G Spot orgasm?  What if you learned how to do a provocative strip tease that would have your partner begging for more?  Do you really know what your partner wants?

All of those are simple questions that are answered in many of our Adult Educational DVDs, that are sure to give you information to improve your sex life.  Even the best lovers can learn new tricks and techniques to make sex better than ever.  For instance, our recently much discussed G Spot ideas have a DVD that provides more information:

Unlocking the Secrets of the G Spot

“The G-Spot has long been regarded as one of a woman’s most mysterious, elusive, and sought-after pleasure zones. Through this enlightening DVD, learn how to push through the boundaries of sexual pleasure to reach unprecedented levels of satisfaction.

Learn the power and pleasure of unlocking the secrets to how both women and men can experience The Ultimate O. Attractive couples explicitly instruct in how to find the spot and enhance your G-Spot pleasure.

Men will learn simple but powerful techniques that help them tolerate more stimulation, unlocking the mystery of male multiple climax and how to experience more. Nationally recognized experts dispel myths and teach you and the one you low how to release inhibitions and surrender to pleasure!”

And that’s only the beginning with Adult Educational DVDs.  As we’ve said before, the largest sexual organ is the brain.  Learning to titillate and excite your partner can lead to more fulfilling and passionate sex.  Nina Hartley is an expert at the tease and she gives you all of the inside information you will need to turn your partner into a willing participant in her video “Nina’s Guide to Stripping for Your Partner.”

Those of you who have read our blog for a while know that we’re all about the orgasm.  You don’t have to do all of the work figuring out how to have a better orgasm – though that certainly sounds like a great homework assignment – if you have a good instructor.  The Big O Better Orgasm Guide can give you information you are sure to find useful.

The Big O Better Orgasm Guide

“This is an exciting DVD guide to sexuality’s most pleasurable, intense, and sometimes-elusive experience: the orgasm! If sex sometimes leaves you high and dry, or if you simply want to experience more climaxes that are satisfying more often, The Big O is must-see viewing for your and your partner.

Hosted by Dr. Marty Klein, The Big O delivers both the latest research findings on orgasms, and explicit footage of attractive couples demonstrating how to heighten the orgasmic experience by letting go. You will see how to tune in for a fulfilling climax.

Why women need to avoid faking it. Moreover, how both genders can experience multiple orgasms. In addition, get answers to questions about your role in your partner’s pleasure, styles of arousal, and much more.

The joyful and ecstatic orgasm is yours for the asking. Watch The Big O today with your partner – and start doing what comes naturally!”

You can learn new skills, new ideas and new pleasures if you’re willing to spend a little time watching.  Our Adult Educational DVDs can greatly improve your sex life.  Have a look through the category, located in our DVD Straight section, and find the DVD that will change your life.  You’ll be happy you did.

Plenty of men use penis pumps and penis extenders, and we sell them.  But you want to make sure you are using them for the right reasons.  So we’re giving you some background to help you do just that.  If you think of penis extension as a tool, or a method to add fun to your adult play time, you’ll be on your way to a bedroom full of fun.

Many guys spend a great deal of time worried about the size of their penis.  And there are plenty of articles around the internet that debunk these concerns.  For instance, I could do a “show of hands” or drop a “YES” in our comments to women on theoretical “Guy A.”  Ok, ladies, “Guy A” is average to good looking, has a stable job, doesn’t whine or complain, brings his girlfriend flowers for no particular reason, knows how to give incredible neck, shoulder, back and foot massages, listens patiently, kisses passionately and has a four and a half to six inch long (which is the global average – source) penis.  Anyone interested in him?

Colt Vacuum Pump is for FUN

Now, most articles leave it at that.  I’m not going to dismiss your concerns that way.  The fact is that the study in the journal Psychology of Men and Masculinity, sourced above as used in Everyday Health, goes on to add this interesting scope of information:

“In the same study of more than 52,000 participants — men and women — 45 percent of men reported that they were unsatisfied with their penis size and wanted to be larger. Compare that figure to the 16 percent who actually are shorter than average. And the perception didn’t change with age, either — about the same number of older men were unhappy with their penis size as were younger guys.

These concerns of inadequacy have consequences. Men who believed their penis size was too small were less likely to undress in front of their partner, more likely to hide their penis during sex, and more likely to judge themselves unattractive. On the other hand, men who thought they had a large penis were likely to be more self-confident and believe themselves to be attractive. Interestingly, 84 percent of the women surveyed reported that they were satisfied with their partner’s penis size. So it’s not her problem, guys — it’s yours.”

And let’s face fact here, it IS a problem.  If a guy believes that his penis isn’t adequate, that feeling of inadequacy can stretch across a range of psychological and social settings, affecting the quality of his life.  So it is important to address those feelings, because (and you’ll find it odd for a sex toy company to say this) we aren’t aware of anything that will add a permanent 3 – 5 inches to your penis length.

And we’d be lying if we told you we thought it was possible.  If you feel a sense of inadequacy, we strongly suggest that you seek out a licensed clinical professional to help you work through your feelings and get you on the road to a happier life.  But the good news is that doesn’t mean that you have to toss out the idea of having fun with size adding sex toys!

Penis Pumps:

We usually add this disclaimer to penis pumps: “Some men swear by the use of pumps as effective tools for increasing size, while others think pumps have no lasting effect. Pumps can extend length while using, but the question is, will the penis return to original size after using? Unfortunately we do not have that answer and cannot guarantee or be responsible for any results.”  That’s because a penis pump isn’t designed to add permanent size!

But, oh boy, can they add some incredible sensation, temporary engorgement (which really heightens sensitivity for many), and downright pleasurable fun to your play time.  If you use a pump with a sleeve, you basically have a stand alone masturbator that is perfect for solo play.  Or you can use pumps to add sensation to partnered play.  The point is that a penis pump is a penis extender in a small way, but you’ll get more out of your penis pump if you think of it as a sex toy to enhance your adult play time.

Try this for a new twist

Penis Extenders:

Penis extenders are extraordinarily popular sex toys.  Guys in “the know” realize that a penis extender has nothing to do with “bulking up their penis.”  To the contrary, a penis extender is best utilized to bring awesome sensation and stimulation to their partner.  Sure, a penis extender can add length.  But remember that some are designed to add girth and texture as well.

The point is, the penis extender is all about pleasing your partner, not trying to bulk up your package.  You can use it to get extra pressure on your partner’s G Spot, use one to add a wildly different texture to your penis, or just use one to turn your body into a sex toy!  The penis extender isn’t designed to “cover up” for inadequacy.  It’s designed to turn your penis into a playground for you and your partner!

Now, those who have read the blog before know that we ALWAYS remind you that if you are experiencing erectile dysfunction, we strongly advise you to see a doctor, since this can be a symptom of a larger medical problem.  And as we mentioned before, if you worry constantly about penis size, see a licensed professional to address your feelings.  It will be better for you in the long run.

But if you want a downright awesome time with your adult play and want to make your penis the center of attention (which doesn’t sound like a bad deal), use a penis pump or penis extender to change things up from time to time.  But make sure you discuss it with your partner!  Size does matter if you break out an extender that is way too large.

Have fun, and we hope this helps to clear up questions you may have had.  If you have specific questions about a product, always remember to Ask an Expert for more assistance.

Bo

We’ve talked about Bo, after it won an AVN Novelty Award.  Now you can get Bo for your own play time.  You’ll love the buzz this will add to your bedroom.

From LELO:

“Lelo Bo is a gentleman’s pleasure object in the form of a rechargeable, pleasure-intensifying ring for men and couples to enjoy together.

Fashioned in soft, attractively flexible material, with a vibrating function easily activated through a simple slide interface, the Lelo Bo is always ready to slip on and adjusts to all sizes. Lelo Bo invites his users to vary the way he is worn and explore new possibilities.

Portable and discreet, making him easy to keep around for when hes needed, Lelo Bo is rechargeable and a 1-hour charge provides up to 4 hours of bliss. Comes presented in an elegant gift box, accessorised with combined charger and storage unit, manual and a 1-year LELO warranty.”

You really need to try this one, if you enjoy vibrating cock rings.

V Ring 7 Deluxe

Ophoria makes great vibrators, and many people love them.  Bliss vibes really do bring the blissful feelings for users.  So it makes sense that they’d expand into the competitive vibrating cock ring market.  We have some of their vibrating rings in stock now, like the V Ring 7 Deluxe.

From Ophoria:

“The V ring 7 is a small disposable vibrating cock ring made of pure phthalate-free silicone material. Stylish raised designs like a large clitoral bump and a small knot handle for sliding it on add pleasure and comfort during use.

To use, simply squeeze the sides of the top until vibration begins; squeeze again to shut off. The included batteries provide approximately 40 minutes of enjoyable vibration, after which the bullet can be removed and replaced with a favorite mini bullet (not included) if desired.

Soft silicone stretches to fit almost any wearer and can be washed with soap and water once the bullet is removed. Use only water-based lubricants with this toy.

Color: Blue Type: Vibrating Silicone Cock Ring Material: Silicone, Plastic Diameter (unstretched): 1 1/2in Diameter (stretched): 2 1/4in Batteries: Included, Disposable Length: 3in Width: 1 3/4in Weight: 2 o (in package).”

You can find a complete listing of vibrating cock rings to spice up you play time here.

We’ll admit, that was a setup title.  Nothing is better than sex or golf.  But we also have to admit that football isn’t far behind.  And since we just wrapped up the first week of U.S. Professional Football’s preseason, we figured it would be a great time to celebrate the World’s Most Physical spectacle with a tribute to fun ways to incorporate football themes into sex (without the violence, because collisions in bed should be far more controlled and less painful).

Cheering for you

And let’s not dilly dally about this, most guys will not watch a game without a peek, or two, at the home team’s cheerleading squad.  After all, the Dallas Cowgirls are as famous, if not moreso than their head banging counterparts, the Dallas Cowboys.  Well guys, why just stare?  Get into the fantasy with Chrissy the Coed Cheerleader Doll:

“Always wanted to do a cheerleader? Here’s your chance to be the jock of this cheerleaders world! She’ll have you cumming in her anally, vaginally, and orally.

Let her cheer you into the best orgasm you’ve craved for years. Enjoy every inch of her athletic little body as she does splits on your pleasure rod. Show her you have some pom-poms of your own that she can cheer with.

Chrissy is an inflatable latex love doll. She has 3 openings.

This is an inflatable love doll. The box cover image may not represent the actual product.”

And since we’re talking Dallas, you might want to get the ability for some instant replays.  True, you don’t have a red flag for a coach’s challenge, but that doesn’t mean you have to wait for a highlight reel to get the best action at your fingertips.  And, suppose you had your own camera?  You know you’d have a cheerleaders’ highlight reel too, right?

How about Debbie Does Dallas for some serious “in game” action?

Highlight Reel

From Classic DVD:

“Dallas Debbie and her young cheerleader friends form Teen Services, an organization dedicated to serving their clients with total satisfaction – for a price – so that they can go to Dallas and earn their place with the coveted Texas Cowgirl Cheerleaders.

The movie is one of the hottest x-rated films ever made. One of the all-time bestsellers on videocassette. A classic, combining a fantasy setting with some very intense and graphic sex action. Starring: Bambi Woods, Misty Winter, Pat Allure, Robyn Byrd, Rikki O’Neal, Arcadia Lake, Paula Head, and Georgette Sanders.”

No football player spends all of his time in a film room.  The best know that you have to get out and practice to become the best player in the league.  And practice for the greats is what made them really stand out.

Average players never really like to practice and it shows.  Build up your game and get in shape (bigger shape) with Dr. Joel’s Stroking Power Pump:

Pump it up

“Pump up your manhood with this powerful pump.

Endorsed and prescribed by Dr. Joel Kaplan, this pump features robotic vertical suction action as well as intense multi-speed vibrations.

The thick plastic cylinder has a stretchy donut sleeve entrance that is shaped like a mouth and a silicone sleeve that is lined with raised nubs for stimulation during stroking.

Suction bulb attachment increases the pressure within the transparent vacuum tube for greater blood flow.

Some men swear by the use of pumps as effective tools for increasing size while others think pumps have no lasting effect. Pumps can extend length while using, but the question is, will the penis return to original size after using? Unfortunately, we do not have that answer and cannot guarantee or be responsible for any results.”

SCORE

Everyone says that Football is a game of inches.  Well, you should take them seriously.  The difference between a turnover and a score can be a matter of inches.  Make sure you get the extra length you need with the Andropenis Extender:

“Andropenis is a penis enlarger which provokes permanent growth in the structure of the penis through a progressive and adaptable traction system. It is the only penis enlargement device with FDA clearance as well as being approved by health authorities in countries around the globe.

The design of Andropenis is based on medical research which supports and guarantees its efficiency and is recommended by prestigious Urologists and Andrologists worldwide. Andropenis is a discreet, easy to use and comfortable device which can be used whilst seated and walking.

Andropenis allows the user to obtain a permanently bigger penis, up to 4 cm in length and 1.5 cm in girth. Other enlargers will claim to give you better results but andropenis has the medical backing to show it works and is safe, it is effective in 97.5% of cases.”

C’mon, Man!  A 97.5% conversion rate in the red zone will make you the talk of the league.

Ok, ok.  Ladies, you need not become a widow during football seaon.  Do you have a guy who spends too much time glued to the set watching the waning minutes of a 3 -3 game between two last place teams?  Some guys can get pathetic about football.  Get his pathetic backside off the couch by confusing him.

Right, don’t argue.  Most guys in a football induced coma are easily susceptible to believing almost anything (like their 4-8 team can come back and get into the playoffs).  Fool him with the BJU Cheerleading costume and he’ll follow you straight to the room.

From Dream Girls:

Distract Him

“This five piece sleepwear set has bra top that ties in the front with a contrast trim and BJU screen print. Includes skirt with cheerleader logo with pink sequin trim, matching thong and 2 pink hair ribbons to add to the look. The material of the costume is 100! Polyester. Your partner can wait to hear you scream some cheers!

Size: one size fits most”

So there you have it.  Get into football season with a sexy twist.  Or make it a team sport with our complete selection of sex toys for couples.  You’re going to love the action.

This Post NOT Endorsed by the National Football League. – But it was sure fun to write.