I must be dreaming because I can’t imagine anything better than Cookie Dough flavored lube!

It’s like the geniuses at Cake dove into my brain and picked out my two favorite things – sweets & sex! Topco’s new line, Cake, comes in four awesome flavors: Angel Food, Cookie Dough, Devil’s Food and Red Velvet and besides lube you can get body butter, lip balm and body spray.

How fun would it be to bake up a tray full of Red Velvet Cupcakes for your sweetie before letting them know that you’re the real dessert!

I really like the simple things in life and that definitely includes basic sex toys like bullet vibes. When I saw the Climax Pop from Topco, I knew I had to try it out, despite the fact that I probably have a dozen toys kind of like it. It’s cute, silicone and I’ve been curious about the Climax line for a while.

The Climax Pop is a one speed bullet vibe that is really as basic as they come. I prefer multi-speed toys myself, but that’s not really a deal breaker for me. Since the ridged sleeve is made from silicone, it’s phthalate-free and body-safe.

This little guy runs on 3 AG13 batteries which are often used for watches. Considering this, it’s a pretty powerful toy. I did have a big problem with the fact that the batteries were drained really quickly. I only used it twice, and not for epic masturbation sessions, and the power was significantly decreased.

Because of the way this vibe sucks power, I don’t recommend it if you don’t have a lot of sex toys. I have actually taken the sleeve off of this vibe and use it with another bullet vibe that is multi-speed and runs on four AAA batteries! I really like the texture of the sleeve and love that it’s made from silicone, so it’s really improved an old bullet vibe that had fallen out of rotation for me. I would actually pay for the sleeve because it is a nice addition to my considerable collection.

If you’re looking for an affordable clit vibe that is, in my opinion, a better option, check out the Pocket Rocket Jr.

I will commend Topco and other big companies for using better materials now, just a couple of years ago, this would have been made out of disgusting jelly. Unfortunately, I think they still have some kinks to work out with this particular toy, but man is that sleeve sweet!

Today’s reviewer is an actual beginner.  She wanted to try a dildo, but never worked up the courage to get one.  Her big hang-up was walking into a store to buy one (hint: we deliver in an inconspicuous package).  So we offered to let her try the Cyberskin Cock and Balls Slimline Dildo from Topco.  To maintain her anonymity, the Experts Team agreed to do a Question and Answer Review.  For the purposes of the review, we’ll call her Alice (her choice).

It’s a first for us, but we think you’ll enjoy it.  So here we go.

One Out of One Newbies Approve

Experts – What was your first impression of the toy?

Alice – I laughed.  Then I laughed some more.  I opened the package and held it for a minute.  It felt like a real penis.  That was a nice surprise.  I expected it to feel funny.

Experts – What did you think of Cyberskin?

Alice – It was clean. I liked that it was smooth and firm.  It was also flexible and not so stiff that it felt like plastic.  It was like the real thing.  I liked it right away.

Experts – What did you think about the size of the toy?

Alice – That was the part that really surprised me.  I thought it looked large in the package.  I was thinking that I wouldn’t be able to use it.  It is long and a little intimidating.  Let’s just say I was not disappointed in trying to use it.  It was a comfortable fit after a few minutes and I LOVED the way it felt.

Experts – What was the best aspect of the toy?

Alice – There were many good things about it.  I liked the look of it – that turned me on after I got over the initial shock.  I loved the way it felt.  It was very realistic and warmed up as I used it.  I liked the texture.  A lot of the dildos I looked at online had these big, ugly veins and ridges.  This one was more like the real thing.  It wasn’t gross.  And I liked how easy it was to clean.  After I read about Cyberskin I thought cleaning would be difficult.  It wasn’t.  And I used cornstarch on it after it dried before I stored it.  Now I can use it again and again.  I will be using it again

Experts – What could be improved?

Alice – I didn’t find many problems.  The only problem I had was controlling it when it got slippery.  Maybe if they put a handle on it or something.

Experts – Would you use another toy?

Alice – I already ordered a glass dildo.

It’s safe to say this one gets 5 stars.

Chatsworth, CA – Leading novelty manufacturer Topco Sales has unleashed 93 new products as part of its 2009 Summer Release. Unveiled for the first time at the ANME Founder’s Trade Show, the 2009 Summer Release encompasses an array of innovation and creativity for several consumer demographics.

New toys for men, women and couples are available from Topco Sales’ well known brands including: Adam & Eve Signature Toys, Bottoms Up, Climax, CyberSkin, Grrl Toyz, Joanna Angel Burning Angel Toys, Lure, Penthouse Toys, Rascal Toys, Sex Tarts, TLC and Wildfire.

Under Adam & Eve Signature Toys is an exciting new line of Silicone Handmaiden products that are beautifully packaged and exquisitely designed. Also new under Adam & Eve Signature Toys is a frosted line of silicone products endorsed by Kayden Kross, whose popularity seems to ever be increasing. These latest innovations under the Adam & Eve brand are rounded out by several new strokers as well as personal care cosmetics.

There are two unique new pieces under the Penthouse Pet Collection. The Foot Job Stroker is molded from Penthouse Pet Justine Joli and is made out of realistic CyberSkin. Her fetish fan base will appreciate this niche must-have. To celebrate Penthouse’s 40th Anniversary there’s the Laura Doone 1974 Hairy Pussy, also made out of CyberSkin. New additions to the Penthouse Mode Collection and Penthouse Secrets line are also part of the Topco Sales 2009 Summer Release.

The Rascal Toy line features a new Double Fister Dong, a powerful Ass Thumper Vibe that must be seen to be believed, and a handy men’s travel kit.

The Joanna Angel Burning Angel Toy line has a unique vibrating double dong, an adorable silicone cock ring, an innovative silicone butt plug shaped like brass knuckles, and a vibrating silicone whip.

Topco’s Climax line has taken an all-time favorite staple item and given it a new twist. Inspired by the Magic Massager, the Climax Twist is a rechargeable massager that twists for more versatility.

The ever-expanding Bottoms Up line has more anal toys in a wider variety of shapes and sizes, all packaged to aesthetically compliment what you already have in stock.

The popular 69 Collection features several yummy new additions, including Head Bang; a fellatio enhancer reminiscent of the popular popping rock candies of the 80′s.

The Lure line of pheromone colognes features a brand extension with the addition of the Lure For Her Shower Seduction Kit, Soy Massage Candle, and personal lubricants.

There are several exciting new products in Grrl Toyz, including a new large size Grrl Shorts and four colorful silicone dongs. Look for new Sex Tart Kits, CyberSkin Ice, and TLC products, too.

“With this release comes a beautiful Super Catalog that showcases every item we manufacture, all in one place,” says Scott Tucker, CEO of Topco Sales. “Showcasing this line at the ANME Founder’s Show surely will make an impact.”

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