I love the recent onslaught of porno spoofs. The combination of popular television shows with hot XXX action just does it for me because I need a little bit more than close ups of genitalia slapping together to get me off. Plus, who hasn’t dreamed of seeing their favorite tv stars getting dirty together?! Today’s top five list highlights my favorite of this insanely popular genre.

1. Tru A XXX Parody – True Blood is one of my favorite shows and while it’s super sexy on it’s own, the XXX flick takes it one step further. Plus, we finally get to see Jason Stackhouse and Tara get horizontal – something I’ve been waiting for since the very beginning of the show! Ashlynn Brooke and James Deen are amazing as Sookie and Bill and the story will keep you interested in between the dirty bits. Really great for fans of vamps and the show.

2. This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX – I know I’m not the only one who was obsessed with this show and I couldn’t wait to see the whole gang get together again for a XXX romp at the Peach Pit! It’s far more entertaining than the new 90210 show, trust me on that!

3. The Breakfast Club XXX Parody – I probably watched the Breakfast Club 25 times in high school, so I was thrilled to see this pornified version of a true 80s classic. There are a ton of great sex scenes, but I just loved watching Claire Standish and John Bender screw in the final scene. I’ve been waiting for that for twenty five years!

4. Batman XXX – There have been a number of Batman spoofs over the years, but this one is by far the best because Vivid didn’t spare any expense in getting it right. From the amazing costumes and sets to the perfect (and hilariuos) dialogue, it’s spot on. Plus, the dynamic duo tag team Tori Black, the reigning AVN Female Performer of the Year. It’s magical.

5. This Ain’t Glee – I suppose I should start by admitting that I haven’t seen this one. I can justify adding it to my list because I have NEVER anticipated a spoof as much as I do this one. Not only did Hustler pick some gorgeous people to star in this one, but they also made sure they picked people who can sing and dance as well! Musical pornos are always amazing (see Alice in Wonderland) and I absolutely love Glee, so I know it’ll be amazing.

Let me know what your favorite porno spoofs are. I’m always looking for hot new movies to check out!

I’m a big fan of treating myself every once in a while. Sometimes that means going out for a nice sushi dinner with a great book and sometimes it means spending a little cash on a high tech vibe that I know will rock my world for years to come.
Hopefully, I’m not the only lady out there who thinks she deserves the very best! While some of these toys may seem a little pricey, I think it’s better to spend $80 on a vibe I’ll use ALL the time than a pair of boots that will sit in the back of my closet.

Today’s Top Five list features my favorite high-end vibrators and trust me when I say that every woman should own at least one!

1. Lelo’s Ina – I’ve always loved Lelo’s toys, but when they came out with this rabbit style vibe a couple of years ago, I became a fanatic. I mean, they took all of my favorite features of their older models (multi-speed, multi-function, rechargeable, and body-safe) and added a clit stimulator! To be honest, I’m surprised I’ve left the house since this arrived in the mail.

2. We Vibe II – This is my favorite couple’s toy of all time. It’s the only toy that was made to be worn during penetration and boy does it do the job. The new and improved version 2 has nine amazing vibration patterns that will rock your world. It’s rechargeable, made from silicone and, in my opinion, a must have for anyone with a vagina.

3. Synergy-better sex pleasure system – The Synergy is a massager that uses a unique oscillating action (up to 12,000 oscillations per minute) to enhance pleasure and any woman who has ever used an oscillator will tell you they are AMAZING. It’s a totally different sensation than what you get with a vibrator and I find they provide deeper, longer orgasm. Definitely worth checking out if you’re looking to splurge.

4. Naughtinano – Music fans are going to love this inventive vibe. Just plug it into your mp3 player and this toy buzzes to the beat! I will admit that you’re be disappointed if you try to use it with your favorite Sarah McLachlan cd, but a good base driven mix will rock your world! It’s fun and it’s definitely different!

5. Gigi – I love g-spot stim, so I had to include a second Lelo toy on my list. I don’t feel bad about it because they’re definitely creating some of the finest toys out there. I mean, who else is offering a year warranty on their vibes? The Gigi is curved just right to hit the special spot and when you add the vibrations, you’re in for a hell of a ride.

There are a couple of things you should always look for when buying an anal plug. The first is to make sure that it has a flared base or retrieval cord, although I definitely prefer the first more.  No one wants to lose a toy up their ass and have to make an embarrassing trip to the ER for removal. The second is what material is your toy made from. If you’re going to be wearing a butt plug around the house while you’re dusting, you don’t want it to be leaking nasty chemicals into your body the entire time. You also want it to be something that can be sterilized (for obvious reasons) like medical grade silicone or glass.

Considering those two things will help you rule out a lot of lesser items, but there are still a ton of great butt plugs to chose from. Here are five of my favorites!

1. Tantus Slim – This is my pick for beginners. It’s made from silicone, so it can be sterilized after use, and it’s a great size for someone who is just starting out with anal play. I love Tantus toys because they are built to last a lifetime with proper care plus they are totally affordable!

2. NJOY Pure Plug – This is essentially the Rolls Royce of butt plugs. Crafted from Stainless Steel and available in three sizes, there’s one for everyone! Equally fun for hot bedroom play or to wear all day for some naughty secret stimulation, njoy’s Pure Plugs truly shine where the sun don’t!

3. Tristan 2 Vibe – I thought I should include a plug that buzzes in my list and there’s none better than Tristan Taormino’s from Vixen Creations. This one is also made from silicone and includes a vibrating bullet for a little extra action! No one knows anal better than Taormino, this delightfully shaped anal sex toy in perfect proportions for comfort and pleasure.

4 Alumina Pace – Another Tantus toy, but this time made of 100% aeronautic grade aluminum! If you’re looking for something metal, but can’t quite afford the NJOY plug yet, this is one to consider. It’s lighter that steel and designed to play anatomically with your body’s pleasure zones.

5. Bum Rush – This Rascal toy is part of the new silicone line from Topco and definitely worth checking out. The base is extra flexible, which I think makes this one good for long term wear.

If none of these strike your fancy, be sure to head over to Sextoys.com to check out our complete selection of Butt Plugs. With almost 700 available, I’m sure you can find something to rock your world!

Just because Valentine’s Day is over doesn’t mean that you should stop making an effort in the bedroom! While it’s easy to break out the candles, massage oils and special toys once a year, you’ll find that making intimacy a priority throughout the year will pay off big time. While you don’t have to break out a trunk full of sextoys every time you get busy, a little variety will keep things interesting. There’s no better way experience a wealth of pleasure without breaking the bank than picking up a quality Couple’s Kit. Whether you’re looking to get kinky, romantic or all kinds of freaky, you’re sure to find a kit that will fit the bill.

Here are my top five Couple’s Kits to help ensure you don’t experience a post Valentine’s Day sex slump!

1. White Nights Kit – If you’re relatively new to the toy game, you’re going to want to pick up this collection of quintessential Doc Johnson toys. You’ll get a pocket rocket, a multi-speed vibrating egg, massage oil and a traditional vibe. Really, every woman should have all four of these toys in her trunk no matter how many high-end vibes she collects.

2. The Weekender Kit – This small kit from Kama Sutra is the perfect accessory to any trip out of town. Of course, you’ll also have a ton of fun with it if you plan a romantic night at home, but it travels really well. Contains delicate portions of Oil of Love, Pleasure Balms, Honey Dust, Wild Clove and Mint Tree Bathing Gels!

3. Beginner’s Waterproof Harness and Dildo Set – If you’re curious about strap on play, this harness and dildo set from Sportsheets is a great place to start. The harness fits up to 60 inch hips and you’ll love the fact that it’s compatible with any flared base dildo that fits in the o-ring! I’m kind of in love with the entire Sex in the Shower line, to be honest…

4. Bondage Basics Restraint Kit – Kinklab makes some of the hottest bdsm stuff out there and this kit is a great introduction to them and bondage. It includes 2 leather handcuffs, 2 leather ankle cuffs, rope, and a blindfold so the possibilities are almost endless!

5. Sun Pack – You know we love glass dildos here at Sextoys.com and the only thing that can make purchasing one better is picking up a bunch of other great toys at the same time! The SUN PAK bundles a clear Lil’ Lady glass wand with a flower detail in the handle and an Earthly Body Naked In The Woods scented massage candle, a Lilac colored padded pouch, a sample pack of WET Platinum Lubricant. What else do you need for a night of fun!

For more great ideas, check out our Toys for Couples!

We’re really excited about Cupid’s Fun Factory Giveaway and I thought it was the perfect time to highlight my favorite toys from Fun Factory. When I first started seriously getting into toys, Fun Factory was the first high-end company I fell in love with and they haven’t let me down since!

1. Heartbreaker – This is the first silicone vibe I bought years ago and I’m pleased to report it’s still running and getting me off! I love the ribbed body and it’s flexible enough to hit all of the right spots.

2. Baby Bug – This little guy is perfect for travel and totally cute! I love little bullet vibes and the fact that this one is made from body safe silicone makes it a must have in my book. I gave a friend who was new to toys this as a intro and she’s hooked!

Fun Factory's Bandito

3. Magnum – This is a pretty standard dildo, but I think it’s just about perfect for use with a harness. It’s the perfect size and density in my opinion and another toys that’s good for people who are newish to sex toys.

4. Bandito – This is another top notch silicone dildo, but a little fancier than the Magnum. There’s all sorts of bumps and swirls for a little extra texture and that g-spot curve is to die for!

5. Smart Balls – While these aren’t the sexiest item on my list, it’s really important for women to do their Kegel Exercises and these are my favorite way to workout. All you have to do is pop them in and go about your business! It’s a piece of cake and I’d be lying if they don’t turn me on a bit while I’m dusting!

While those are the toys I find myself reaching for over and over again, you can always expect quality when you pick up something from Fun Factory!