It’s time for our next installment of So You Want to Be A Sex Machine! Last time I offered up a great toy for those of you who are all about putting technology to work in the bedroom to ensure orgasms for everyone – the Grrl Toyz Dual Silicone Finger Massager. Today, I want to move on to the tongue, because nothing beats an amazing oral session.

The CyberSkin Tongue Tingler is a must have for all aspiring cunnilingus cyborgs and felatio fembots. This oral sex enhancer is phthalate-free and suitable for both men and women. Just slip it on and go down until your partner is writhing in ecstasy! It even includes a second set of batteries, because apparently Topco wants to make sure you’re all set for hours of fun.

Who needs weird science when you can become the sex machine you’ve always dreamed of! (more…)

This is the first time I’ve ever regretted taking out my tongue piercing.  If only I’d known that somewhere out there in the world, someone was creating this awesome oral accessory.

Unlike most tongue vibrators, those of you with the required hole will find that this vibe stays put to add a whole new dimension to going down.

This Tongue Ring Vibrator will make oral sex more satisfying and enjoyable (for both people). Please yourself and your partner with a satisfying vibrating tongue piercing.  Please note that the post is 14 Gauge.

Don’t have a tongue piercing?  Check out the Tongue Vibe!