I am officially a fan of The Cone.

The Cone

The super soft silicone is hypoallergenic and feels oh so luscious against your skin.  I could have rubbed my face against it.  Okay, so maybe I did rub my face against it.  It was clean and unused.  I like different textures, don’t judge me.

I’m not sure that there are as many possibilities with The Cone as they claim.  However, you will have fun with this toy!

As for solo play, I found that simply lying on your back with the tip end of The Cone in between your legs and the wall of the cone pressed against your lady parts works wonders.  Simply letting the toy rest between my legs took me to pleasure town.  Occasionally I would move it around while increasing the pressure.  It was fantastical, but not necessary.  I tested out all 16 programs.
 
They ranged from calm and steady vibration to strong pulsations at different intervals.  I can honestly say I enjoyed all of the settings.  During the orgasm program, the pulsations are moderately intense, then it speeds up with increased intensity, this repeats.  The throbbing sensation feels amazing.  It is intense, but not pin pointed and irritating.  Did I have an instant orgasm?  No.  I was, however, more than happy to enjoy this setting for a prolonged period of time.

My other favorite position involved lying on top of The Cone with the tip between my legs.  For all of you little humpers out there, this toy is for you!  You can grind on it or just let it works its magic.  I set it to one of the steady vibration programs.  Within a few minutes and with a little grinding I was clinching the sheets.  During my orgasm I am almost positive that my heart stopped, the sky opened up and the masturbation gods sang in the most glorious of harmonies.
 
This toy is mildly penetrative.  I found it to be a bit painful.  While the tip is not sharp, my pink palace did not get the welcome mat out for the pointed end.
 
The Cone makes partner play fun as well.  I sat on the edge of the bed with the cone in my lap, again with the tip in between my legs.  I was free to orally please with my sex toy testing assistant standing in front of me.  I love hands free stimulation!

As far as intercourse is concerned I found that doggy style worked best for me.  This time I placed The Cone underneath me with The Cone propped up on the edge of the base with the tip almost parallel with my body.  You do have to arch your lower back, but this works.  Since the vibration is so strong, he was able to enjoy it to!  Knowing my bed buddy is feeling good gets me off.  That with the combination of penetration and external stimulation gave me yet another godly orgasm!
 
Technical stuff: The Cone takes 3 C batteries.  To insert you pull two plastic clips towards the center of the toy and pull the base towards you.  It is a bit tricky, but not impossible.

Providing more variation than your average washing-machine, The Cone contains a powerful 3 Volt, 3000rpm gold brush motor and 16 in-built programmes, varying in vibration speed, power and frequency up to 30Hz. The Cone boasts a base diameter of over 185mm and is a cool 135mm high*, (about the length from your outstretched thumb to your little finger). It weighs a chunky 500g*

It has two buttons, hold down the one on right for 2 seconds to turn on and off.  The left button will advance you through the programs.  A light will flash according to which setting you are on, not that I was really that concerned with flashing lights while enjoying this toy.  Hit the right button once to skip to the orgasm mode.  Patience is hard to exercise when someone hands you an orgasm button.

Unless you were one of the first 10,000 owners of The Cone, your toy will come with an instruction manual on how to insert the batteries and other functions.  If you were one of the first 10,000 owners or lost your manual, you can download one on their website.  How thoughtful is that?

The Cone does require some experimentation and is not a cheap toy, but it is worth it!

The Cone

I am mesmerized.

The Cone is something I have been lusting after for quite some time now.  No, I am not craving ice cream, nor do I want to set up a road block.
 
I saw it in a sex toy store about a year ago.  My curiosity peeked and the lovely associate gave me the run down.  You can hump it, place it upside down on your lap, sit on it and any variation in between.  It can be used during solo play, but the hands free design makes it great for partner use.  I will be free to please orally and with my hands, all while The Cone is taking care of some very important business involving my pink palace.

Speaking of important business, The Cone has 16 different options when it comes to vibration and pulsation.  Being that this is meant to be hands free, I like that they realized that different patterns of buzz may be needed to get off.  In fact, the good folks at Twisted Products who designed this piece of wonderment are quite concerned with the user getting off.  They created an orgasm button.  Let me repeat that for dramatic effect: an orgasm button!
 
Everything should have an orgasm button.  It would in fact create world peace.  Who would want to fight if their desk chair had a button that sent you straight to fuzzy gooey O land?  Orgasms and explosions can be considered one in the same, but wouldn’t you rather melt in your panties?    It is just a suggestion.
 
The Cone is made of super soft and safe silicone.  My naughty bits will thank me in the morning for that.  It is 6 inches in length and circumference.  Plus, it just looks neat!  While function is of most importance, I am a sucker for anything unique and pleasing to the eye.

This will be quite the splurge, but I think I am going to grant this wish to myself.  I have been thinking about this toy ever since I first set my eyes on it.  It must belong to me.  Check the Sunday Sex Toy Review for my wish fulfilled review of The Cone!

Did I mention it has an orgasm button? 

Get Your Own Cone!