That’s right.  When you think Halloween, you think dildos and pocket vaginae.  Don’t even act like you don’t.  Don’t act like you don’t like the plural of vagina, either.

I’m going to go ahead and start with my favorite of them all, The Vamp.  This is Tantus‘s version of the vampire cock.  It sparkles.  It makes me happy.  It is 6.75 inches of pastie undead silicone goodness.  Pthalates free an hypoallergenic per usual.  It is harness compatible so you can put your fangs in, strap it on and play out all of your Twilight Pegging fantasies to your nerdy little heart’s content.

This one’s for you, dudes.  Painfully awful pun intended.  Not to say the boys can’t use The Vamp, but the Succu Dry is most def a boy toy.  Female bodied peeps, if you can figure out a way to use this vampy Fleshlight, get it done!  Modeled after Masuimi Max’s pretty mouth (and fangs), the SD is made from the patented Real Feel Super Skin material with “The Fang” textured tunnel.  Don’t worry, it’s soft and oh so tight.  It will make jacking off in a can more awesome than you could have ever imagined.

It’s actually the coffin case that makes the Death By Orgasm: Werewolf Silver so appealing.  The name is pretty catchy as well.  I have to give it to LoveHoney, that was some good marketing!  Jokes aside, they LH makes some quality products and this little bullet vibe has enough power to get you off, espeically if yo’re a fan of external clitoral stim.  I’m a firm believer in having a bullet vibe on hand for times when you just need a little something simple in your masturbation mix.  I’m thinking you might as well go with one that comes with a storage case.  A coffin storage case.

Happy vampire sex toy shopping!

Hurry up and get your entries in for the Tantus Wonderland Contest! The deadline is Sunday so don’t miss out on the opportunity to win a free sex toy. Tantus makes some of the best body friendly dildos and vibrators and we can’t imagine why anyone wouldn’t want to enter. You don’t have to purchase a thing!

You can get all of the details on the official contest page. For now, check out the Tantus G-Spot Vibe:

“The G-spot Vibe is phthalate free and made of 100% Platinum Silicone and is especially designed for G-spot play. The G-spot Vibe has a smooth surface with an accentuated stimulating curve, a bulbous head, and a shapely, twisted shaft to greatly enhance your g-spot stimulation.

It has a wide lip at the base for harness play. The G-spot Vibe can be used with or without the Micro Mini Bullet (included).6.5 inches of insertable length 1 1/2 wide head 1 1/2 shaft at its widest point.”

This contest has officially ended.  Thank you to everyone who participated.

It’s getting cold outside, but don’t let that winter chill get you down.  It’s time for The Tantus Wonderland Contest! 

In celebration of the holiday season we are teaming up with Tantus Inc. and giving away a total of 6 Tantus toys.  We think giving away these fantastic silicone (and aluminum) toys is a pretty good way to spread the holiday cheer.

All entries must be submitted by December 19, 2010 at 11:59 Pacific Time.  Winners will be announces on December 20th.  There will be 1 winner per toy, so there are 6 chances to win!  Winners will be chosen through randoms drawings.  Once your name has been drawn, you will not be eligible to win any other prizes unless you are the only person to enter for more the one toy.

Here is how you enter for a chance to win one of these fantastic Tantus toys:

      1. Email us at experts@sextoys.com.
      2. Enter “Tantus Wonderland Contest” in the subject line.
      3. In the body of the email, simply let us know you would like to be entered into the contest.
      4. If there are any toys from the list that you would absolutely NOT be interested in winning, let us know in your email.  We won’t be able to do any trade outs once the winners are announced, so be sure to keep this in mind when entering!  Otherwise, you will be entered or a chance to win any one of the toys.  We’d hate to send you a toy that you didn’t have any use for. 
      5. Please don’t enter more than once.  Only one entry per person will be counted. 

We can only accept entries from US and Canada.

*Bloggers, feel free to post your entry on your blog site!  Just don’t forget to email us a link to your entry, otherwise we won’t be able to enter you into the contest.  We will also post a link back to your blog.  A blog is not required to enter!

Here are the products up for grabs.  Click on the product name or picture for the full description.

Goddess Vibrating Dildo

B-Bomb Vibrating Butt Plug

G-Spot Vibrator

Ripple- Small

Prosate Health Vibrator

Alumina Motion

“Tantus Inc. uses only the highest quality materials in the manufacture of their sex toys. These sex toys are an excellent choice for consumers who suffer from allergies, or sensitivity to chemicals. Whether it is medical grade silicone or quality controlled, body safe and treated aluminum, you can be sure that the use of a Tantus sex toy is safe and healthy.”

The official stuff: 

Eligibility: No purchase is necessary to enter.  Employees of Sextoys.com and any affiliated companies, as well as immediate family members of those employees, are not eligible to enter or win prizes.  You must be 18 years of age (21 in some jurisdictions) or older to enter.  By entering, you certify that you are able to legally receive shipments of adult novelties in your jurisdiction. Sextoys.com reserves the right to request a copy of a photo identification to verify the age of the winner.

As we get close to the end of the year, we were thinking about the coolest toys we’d experienced this year.  We decided to do a list of them and share it with you.  These are the top 3 toys we fell in love with this year:

1. Running away with our top choice, bar none, no competition, the “uber-ultra-super-best” toy of the year by far, was April Flores’ Voluptuous Cyberskin Pussy.  Here’s a small sampling of our expert’s review:

“Guys, you can go ahead and read this to get the details, but you’re going to want this toy.  Seriously.  My time with this toy hit a 9.8 on the get-off-o-meter, only because I deducted .2 points for it not actually being April Flores.  This toy is simply awesome.”

And this:

“The toy is substantial and even has her ultra sexy curves for the realistic effect.  If you’re a guy who likes the curvy woman, you’ll love this toy.  Topco Sales and Wildfire made this one feel completely realistic.  Oh, and if you really like your women curvy, you’ll love the little jiggle this gives when you move it around.”

Gotta have it

And the conclusion:

“I’ll spare you all of the sordid details, but you should know that this toy and I have started a beautiful friendship.  And I have a new crush on April Flores.  The best of both worlds, watch and play, that’s what April and her toy provide!”

You absolutely have to try the April Flores Voluptuous Cybersin Pussy to believe how good it feels.

2. Coming in second, still making a strong showing in our opinion polls, was Tantus’ Alumina Flow.

Alumina Flow

“Tantus Alumina is made of 100% aeronautic grade aluminum and designed to play anatomically with your body’s pleasure zones. Aluminum is a lighter metal than stainless steel, it doesn’t feel so heavy.

Each toy is anodized which not only adds to the beauty, but increases corrosion resistance and wear resistance. Aluminum is the most abundant metal in the Earth’s crust. It makes up about 8% by weight of the Earth’s solid surface. It is recyclable and safe.

Tantus Inc. uses only the highest quality materials in the manufacture of their sex toys. These sex toys are an excellent choice for consumers who suffer from allergies, or sensitivity to chemicals. Whether it is medical grade silicone or quality controlled, body safe and treated aluminum, you can be sure that the use of a Tantus sex toy is safe and healthy.”

Some readers may remember our interview with Tantus CEO Metis Black.  She made a tantalizing suggestion:

“Sextoys – Tantus recently introduced the Alumina line of aluminum toys.  Do you plan to work with other materials as well in the near future?

Metis Black – Oh yes and they will all be safe and healthy for the body. But first we’re working on making the Alumina line vibrate.”

We can’t wait!

3. And our final selection was released a little before 2009, but we got it in this year, and we wanted to show a little love to one of the highest quality fetish wear companies in the world, Axovus.  Their Bolts and Spikes Gauntlet is absolutely HOT!

“Now this is how you make a statement!

This gauntlet just SCREAMS METAL!

Spiked with 59 – 1/2 inch nickle plated brass tree spikes and stainless steel nuts and screws. These leather gauntlets are laced for maximum adjustability.

Another great Fetish accessory by Axovus.

Main piece is 8 high; and fits approx. 6 to 11 wrist. And approx. 8 to 14 forearm. Priced per gauntlet.”

So sexy and hot

We had a great 2009, and hope that you’ll check out these sex toys and our complete selection of great products still in inventory before the new stock comes in for 2010!

Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit

While the recession seems to be coming to an end, lots of people are still looking for a good bargain, so I thought I would highlight some of my favorite strap-on kits available. While you can obviously buy a separate harness and dildo, you can save a little money by picking up one of these high quality kits.

The Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit from Tantus is great for those of you who are new to strap-on play and unsure where to start. My favorite thing about it is that you get two medical grade silicone cocks to grow with!

The kit features a velvet harness which is comfortable, adjustable (fits up to 60 inch hips), and machine washable. It also comes with an O-ring that can be changed for play with larger dildos as well as a pocket built in that fits a bullet vibe (included). The pocket holds the vibrator in place and allows access to the controls throughout your strap-on experience.

The Bend Over Beginner Kit has two smooth 100% silicone dildos, 7/8 x 4-1/2 and 1-1/4 x 5-1/2 so you can pace your exploration with comfort and safety.

Another great kit is the Bikini Harness and Silicone Dildo Set from Sportsheets. It’s really great for women who want to wield a cock like a bad ass femme fatale because the cut is totally cute.

If you’re looking for a comfortable harness and an quality cock, you need to take a look at the Sportsheets’ Bikini Harness and Dildo Set. The adjustable black harness is built for comfort and accomodates up to a 52 inch waist. Also included is a body safe fuchsia silicone dildo that is non-porous and phthalate-free.

The dong is five inches long, with a 1.25 inch diameter and 4 inch circumference. The harness can be used with any dildo that has a diameter of 1.25 inches.

Of course, there are a ton of other great strap-on kits out there, but these are two I think are fantastic because they are well made and both come with phthalate-free silicone cocks that are sure to last a very long time.