Heart Strap-On Harness by Sportsheets

Deluxe Door Jam Cuffs by Sportsheets: The set now includes a pair of ankle cuffs.  This will make being restrained while standing even more tantalizing!

Paint Brush Whip: Can be used for a ticklish tease, or for a rump covered in welts.  Plus it will look great hanging on the whip rack.  It is another great product by Sportsheets.

Shoulder Length Latex Gloves: Now wouldn’t these look hot while holding that whip?  Latex makes for a fabulous sensory experience for both the person wearing them and the person getting caressed by them.

Pjur Eros Original Body Glide Lube: I need something to polish my latex gloves with.  Most importantly, every couple needs a good bottle of lube.  I trust that Pjur will treat my naughty bits right without causing any irritation.

Universal Padded Love Swing Cover: I love my swing, but it sure would be nice to have a comfy cushion when it comes to the pushin’.  It comes in leopard print – nothing wrong with giving that uber den of sex look to the living room.  I think I hear Barry White…

Bella Loves Jenna DVD:  My boy and I love to watch porn together.  Bella and Jenna are two of the hottest stars to ever hit the screen.  If only they would come over to play with all of the toys on my list – sigh.

Heart Strap-On Harness: “Hey girls, always wanted to have a heart on? Now you can!”  This product is more than just a knee slapper.  It is adjustable and comes with a 5 inch silicone dong.  Strap on sex is fun, whether with a boy or girl.  Try it!

Pjur Eros Original Aqua Body Glide: Well, I can’t use the silicone based lube with the silicone toy!

Body Powder Honey of the Nymphs: It can’t be all whips and latex all of the time.

Neo Ring: This is a vibrating cock ring by Vibratex, not seen in The Matrix.  It has two activation choices!  Clitoral vibrations and cock stimulation.  Everyone wins!  Especially with Barry White in the background.

Operating Nurse Costume: What is couples’ play without a little naughty nurse action?

Barry White: Records not sold here.

Yva by Lelo:  Yes, I’m starting big.  It may be way out of my price range, but I am making wishes after all.  I will take it in 18K gold-plate and you can warm it up a bit for me.   Rechargeable, super quiet, comes in a wooden gift box and has a 1 year warranty.  Can you say luxurious?

OhMiBod Music Driven Vibrator: Much like the advertisement says, I love music and I love to play with toys.  Add a PB&J for afterwards and you have the perfect combination.  I know, from an 18K gold vibe to a PB&J; I’m all over the place.

Body Powder Honey Of The Nymphs by Shunga: Speaking of edibles, I would love for my honey to dust me with honey.  The duster is hand crafted and would feel great on my skin.  Possibly almost as good as it will feel when my honey nibbles bits of sweetness from my soft spots.

Pjur Eros Body Glide Light Love Lube:  Once the sweetness has been lovingly licked from my skin, it will be time for some sweet-sweet hanky panky.  Hence the lube.  Light Love spreads faster and is thinner than the original formula.  This is a plus when you don’t need much to get the party started.  I’ll take the 100ml bottle so I have a little extra for when I need to shine my latex.  Yes, it does that too!

I Rub My Duckie Travel Size: I love my I Rub My Duckie, but I sure would like to have a little one to take on vacation.  Of course a mini rubber duckie in purple would blend in anywhere.  Right?

Smart Balls

Smart Balls by Fun Factory: I have never owned a pelvic or kegal exerciser.  I have heard great things about Smart Balls so the choice is easy.  They massage, train and give an intimate massage.  They are hygienically safe.  I could go on forever here about the wonderful features, but that isn’t the focus of this list.  Sometimes the business of sex toys gets so serious, so why not go ahead and think about it: Smart. Balls.  It’s funny.

Tantus Protouch – Candy:  It is said to be “the perfect tool for Prostate or G-spot stimulation”.  It is curved and can be used with or without the vibrator.  I want it candy colored so that it matches my O2 Revolution – Candy.  Who said a girl can’t have matching Tantus toys?  Perhaps I should get one for my boy too.  In black.

I could list many more awesome quality toys, but I will leave it at that for today.  Have a fabulous Sunday!

I’ll also be interviewing some interesting people while I’m there, so you’ll get detailed information too!  We will give you a full wrap up of the week in next Sunday’s review.