A good favorite!

It’s Friday and we feel lucky, so we’re going with the number 7, even though there are a few other minor issues we could mention here.  But we wanted to get a few items out on the table that haven’t been there before in this blog.  Sex toys are great additions to the bedroom, bathroom, kitchen or wherever else you want to use them in private.  That said, we also want you to enjoy them, and enjoyment can hinge on avoiding these common problems.

1. This one is for the guys out there (that means you, sitting there stewing over your partner’s favorite dildo).  NEVER, ever, compare your pride and joy with your partner’s favorite playmate.  The “Duh Factor” on this one is immense, but it bears discussing.  Unless you were chosen by a picture showing you in the Full Monty, your partner wanted you for reasons other than the length or girth of captain happy.  Let your partner have her or his fun and roll with it.  That dildo or vibrator is a pleasure instrument, not a measuring stick!

2. Fantasy is NOT reality.  Even the most experienced players know that there is a time and place for everything.  Trying to recreate a special moment in a moment that isn’t so special (think 6:30 AM, prior to the first coffee), is a recipe for disaster.  Sex toys are great when your partner is in the mood, but they don’t fit in every time.  Don’t blame the tools, if you’re attempting to use them when the job isn’t called for.

3. Keep what works, discard the rest.  Think about it, you don’t keep eating food that you don’t like in hope that it will taste better next time.  The same rule applies to your sex toys and erogenous zones.  I’ve tossed out at least $1,000 worth of toys, lubes and other items because they didn’t work for me (yes, I actually paid for them – they weren’t perks).  How many bad meals have you sat through?  It’s not that big of a deal to spend some bucks and decide that something doesn’t work.  If you look at it as an investment in finding what does work, you are on your way.

4. Revisiting tools, always make sure that you have everything you need.  You’ve invested time and energy to meet someone who shares your proclivities.  Then, just when everything comes together, you forgot the condoms?  Have you lost your mind?  Nope, you are simply unprepared.  Don’t let that happen.

5. One last thing on tools, always use the right tools for the right jobs.  If a sex toy isn’t designed for anal play, don’t use it there.  If you are going to try out the large dildo, have the right amount of lube on hand (or wherever else you need it). Make sure that your sex toy is safe around water before you take the pleasure bath – and know the difference between splash proof and waterproof.  Your sex toys are only as good as you want if you use them properly.

6. Modification is not good with sex toys!  Some people have had serious injuries because they attempted to change their sex toys.  And, by the way, we hear tons of talk about homemade sex toys.  For some people, that’s possible.  But like anything else, the rest of us would do far better buying a professionally designed sex toy.  The fact is, most of us should avoid the nightmare of a poorly functioning or poorly designed sex toy.

7. Keep realistic expectations.  A sex toy can’t replace a loving relationship (though it can enhance one).  And a sex toy isn’t supposed to.  Enjoy your toys, but don’t expect them to give you everything you need.

As most of you know, we love our sex toys.  Keep these issues in mind and you can avoid most mistakes.  And always be ready to experiment.  You never know when you might discover a whole new avenue of pleasure!

Here at SexToys.com, we have recently decided to highlight Rocks Off products.

Rocks Off is one of the UK’s leading sex toy manufacturers that makes some really amazing products. Even more importantly they use high grade, body safe materials. Each toy is 100% hypoallergenic and their silicone is 100% phthalate free. In addition they developed a material IntraMed that has similar properties to silicone but is also recyclable, making it an environmentally friendly.

One of the great things about Rocks Off is that they make toys for both men and women, both traditional and innovative, so there are many options to choose from. From bullets to cock rings to toys for couples, we wanted to highlight a few options that people can choose from.

For example, the Ramsey-Rabbit:

Ramsey Rabbit by Rocks Off

Whisk yourself into a Frenzy with the all new Ramsey-Rabbit.

Probably the cutest bunny in the World! Let Ramseys ears and nose do all the work for one of the most explosive orgasms you’ll ever have.

The powerful, long lasting vibrations are provided by the amazing RO-80mm bullet (battery included). Ramsey Rabbit is silent and 100% waterproof so you can ‘Tickle your Fancy’ anywhere, anytime.

Produced in the new environmentally friendly IntraMed material for your safe use, now you can cum without conscience!

1 x 1.5V LR1 / N Size / AM5 battery supplied.

So many great products for women.
One of the well designed toys stimulates both the woman’s clitoris and her g-spot is the Rock-Chick:

Rock Chick by Rocks Off

Girls Stop Rabbiting and Start Rockin’ with this award winning product.

Rock-Chick was the first and is still the best dual clitoral and G Spot toy on the market. Whether you are G Spot experienced or a beginner Rock-Chick will hit your spot every time!

Simple to use Rock-Chick provides hands free stimulation. Made from medical grade silicone for your safe use. Rock-Chick is 100% waterproof so you can Rock in the bath!

The powerful, silent vibration is provided by our amazing RO-80MM bullet vibe. 1 x 1.5V LR1 / N Size / AM5 battery supplied.

And as promised, exciting toys for men as well. If you are looking for prostate stimulation Rocks Off brings you the Naughty-Boy:

Naughty Boy by Rocks Off

For the Naughty-Boy in… You!

Naughty-Boy is a new combined prostate and perineum stimulator. The design is based on the now famous Rude-Boy but the diameter has been scaled down for ease of use, making it perfect for the beginner.

Produced using soft and flexible medical grade silicone Naughty-Boy is comfortable to use and 100% hypoallergenic for your safe enjoyment.

Naughty-Boy includes the RO-80MM Power Bullet that can be removed allowing the silicone to be thoroughly cleaned after use.

In addition to simply highlighting them over the coming weeks, we have partnered with Rocks Off for some exciting upcoming contests, promos and giveaways on SexToys.com over the upcoming weeks giving away Rocks Off toys as prizes. So stay tuned for a chance to win!

In my last post, I highlighted some of my favorite toys from a few of our Sex Toys For Women categories including Fun Factory’s Smart Balls. Today I thought I’d take a look at a few more because there are just way too many amazing sex toys to squeeze into one little post!

I thought we’d talk about G-Spot Sex Toys first today, mostly because I freaking love them.  I can honestly recommend at least a dozen of these toys from personal experience, but today I’m going to highlight Lovemoiselle’s Aveline for a couple of reasons. First, this gorgeous dildo is crafted from non-porous and phthalate-free ceramic. How cool is that? If you like unique items, you’ll definitely love this body-safe toy. Secondly, and most importantly, this one is great for beginners because the thoughtful design guides this smooth toy to your g-spot almost effortlessly. Looks aren’t everything and this dildo is built to please!

As long as I’m talking about unique materials, I thought I’d highlight this aluminum vibrator from Doc Johnson. This waterproof vibe is perfect for the women who has everything!

You want originality and innovation. We give you ALUMINATION. A whole new concept in all sensory stimulation. Incredible to look at, wonderful to hold and exciting to use. The all new Aluminum Vibrator from Doc Johnson.

Virtually silent, 3-Speed motor, waterproof and powerful. Unique packaging and a price point everybody loves, this vibrator is a sure winner. Available in three shimmering colors – Black, Gold or Pink, these vibrators are the talk of the town.

Get your six inches of the latest and the greatest from the company that brings you the future – Today.

Of course, if you’re looking for a more traditional toy, we’ve got an eclectic collection of toys in our Vibrators for Women section including silicone toys, pocket rockets and discreet vibes.

Finally, I couldn’t talk about toys form women without discussing our Rabbit Vibes category! The only toy that rivals the popularity of the rabbit vibe is the legendary Hitachi Magic Wand! Back when I was relatively new to the world of sex toys, a friend gave me the Rabbit Habit, and let me just say that I haven’t been the same since. Believe the hype people, because this toy is built to rock your world!

Need the perfect vibe? Just like its cousin, the Rabbit Pearl, this lovely, purple elastomor dual-action vibrator has tumbling pearls and a rabbit-shaped stimulator.

The only difference? The vibrations are controlled from the base instead of a separate battery pack. Featured in O Magazine as the Rolls Royce of sex toys.

Also in Self, Glamour, Jane and many more publications. The total length is 9 inches with an insertable length of 4 inches.

If you’re looking to purchase a new item to add to your sex toy arsenal, what are you waiting for?  Head over to our Sex Toys For Women category and check out the best toys available!

Also, don’t forget to check out the first Sex Toys For Women Feature!

Happy Halloweenie Costume

So you and your kinky friends are planning a Halloween get together, and everyone is going to be super sexy.  There’s no reason you can’t have some fun with that idea!  After all, one night each year you have a reason to get dressed up and go out in public to have some fun.  And you can take the Halloween fun behind closed doors.

Our Featured Products for Men category this month is loaded with fun accessories for Halloween.

To get started, you’ll need a great costume.  We suggest you consider becoming a productive “member” of society with the Halloweenie costume.

“Go ahead, be a dick!

Scratching your balls may be a little harder now! Sleeveless costume easily slides over head.

One size fits most. You will be the Happy Halloweenie for sure!”

You’ll get all the laughs with this hillarious get up, and your friends will envy your sense of humor.  We should note that while you may want laughs at the party, you can “stud up” a little for the afterglow.  The 9 Inch Perfect Penis Extension is a costume for your own member.  She’ll appreciate your new look!

“Made of soft rubber with a realistic look and feel. Straps help hold on the extension, designed to use with or without an erection. The rubber on these is about .25 inches thick.

This frightful monster is a perfect costume for your total package

These extensions are 2 inches wide on the outside and about 1.5 inches thick on the inside. Length to insert the penis is 6 and 7/8 inches.

Note: Actual color may vary.”

Other costume accessories fulfill two functions.  Those of you who like to play the role of Officer Love on Halloween could definitely use some cuffs!

Remember your Halloween entertainment as well.  We all know that Halloween is a perfect time for a scary movie.  What about “My Scary Movix” as an option?

My Scary Movix DVD

“Camping enthusiasts Aline, Sophie, Phil, and Tony head out on vacation. In their travels, sex addict Tony meets Shirley, a hot British traveler. He takes advantage of this meeting to have sex with her in front of everybody and to film their exploits, much to the annoyance of Sophie who expected being his only partner.

Later, they breakdown in the middle of nowhere. Phil and Tony are looking for help when they find a welcoming house of four young beauties. In order to excite the boys, they organize a delirious lesbian orgy before offering their bodies to the aroused males.

Could it be a jealous-raged plan Aline and Sophie have against their unfaithful boyfriends, or is there something darker?”

But why should only people dress up on Halloween?  You don’t want to go to the party?  No big deal!  Spend some quality time with your Cleopatra love doll.  She’s dressed like a princess and she’ll make you feel like a king!

“Her sex drive is historical, her beauty timeless, and even though, the Pharaohs worshiped her, slaves longed to serve her, she longs to please you.

Cleopatra Love Doll

The queen of the Nile, Egypt and hundreds of men’s hearts, now wants to make you her king or better yet, her sex slave. Be enchanted by her ability to command orgasmic climaxes anally, vaginally and even orally. Enjoy FREE lube samples enclosed.

This an inflatable love doll. The box cover image may not represent the actual product.”

Pandora by Vibratex

If all else fails, just open Pandora’s box and turn your Halloween into pure orgasmic bliss via an incredible prostate massage.

“Add some new stimulation to play time. Pandora is very similar to Vibratex’s amazing Dream Boat, but this toy is made with the boys in mind.

This prostate massager is perfectly shaped for stimulating that sensitive erogenous zone on men. It’s slender and long, smaller than most prostate toys, so it makes the ideal item for those who are just starting to explore anal pleasures. It features 7 different functions including surging and escalating.

Made out of medical grade silicone which is hygenically superior to rubber and jelly toys. The shaft is fully flexible and the tip is soft. Requires 3 button cell batteries which are included. The total length is 5 inches with an insertable length of 3.5 inches.

It could also be used by women who are looking for some G-Spot stimulation, and don’t want a large toy.”

Make this Halloween an awesome one by incorporating the best toys into all you do for the evening.  And remember to party safely.  Take along a tin of Four Seasons and have a great night!

We’ll admit, that was a setup title.  Nothing is better than sex or golf.  But we also have to admit that football isn’t far behind.  And since we just wrapped up the first week of U.S. Professional Football’s preseason, we figured it would be a great time to celebrate the World’s Most Physical spectacle with a tribute to fun ways to incorporate football themes into sex (without the violence, because collisions in bed should be far more controlled and less painful).

Cheering for you

And let’s not dilly dally about this, most guys will not watch a game without a peek, or two, at the home team’s cheerleading squad.  After all, the Dallas Cowgirls are as famous, if not moreso than their head banging counterparts, the Dallas Cowboys.  Well guys, why just stare?  Get into the fantasy with Chrissy the Coed Cheerleader Doll:

“Always wanted to do a cheerleader? Here’s your chance to be the jock of this cheerleaders world! She’ll have you cumming in her anally, vaginally, and orally.

Let her cheer you into the best orgasm you’ve craved for years. Enjoy every inch of her athletic little body as she does splits on your pleasure rod. Show her you have some pom-poms of your own that she can cheer with.

Chrissy is an inflatable latex love doll. She has 3 openings.

This is an inflatable love doll. The box cover image may not represent the actual product.”

And since we’re talking Dallas, you might want to get the ability for some instant replays.  True, you don’t have a red flag for a coach’s challenge, but that doesn’t mean you have to wait for a highlight reel to get the best action at your fingertips.  And, suppose you had your own camera?  You know you’d have a cheerleaders’ highlight reel too, right?

How about Debbie Does Dallas for some serious “in game” action?

Highlight Reel

From Classic DVD:

“Dallas Debbie and her young cheerleader friends form Teen Services, an organization dedicated to serving their clients with total satisfaction – for a price – so that they can go to Dallas and earn their place with the coveted Texas Cowgirl Cheerleaders.

The movie is one of the hottest x-rated films ever made. One of the all-time bestsellers on videocassette. A classic, combining a fantasy setting with some very intense and graphic sex action. Starring: Bambi Woods, Misty Winter, Pat Allure, Robyn Byrd, Rikki O’Neal, Arcadia Lake, Paula Head, and Georgette Sanders.”

No football player spends all of his time in a film room.  The best know that you have to get out and practice to become the best player in the league.  And practice for the greats is what made them really stand out.

Average players never really like to practice and it shows.  Build up your game and get in shape (bigger shape) with Dr. Joel’s Stroking Power Pump:

Pump it up

“Pump up your manhood with this powerful pump.

Endorsed and prescribed by Dr. Joel Kaplan, this pump features robotic vertical suction action as well as intense multi-speed vibrations.

The thick plastic cylinder has a stretchy donut sleeve entrance that is shaped like a mouth and a silicone sleeve that is lined with raised nubs for stimulation during stroking.

Suction bulb attachment increases the pressure within the transparent vacuum tube for greater blood flow.

Some men swear by the use of pumps as effective tools for increasing size while others think pumps have no lasting effect. Pumps can extend length while using, but the question is, will the penis return to original size after using? Unfortunately, we do not have that answer and cannot guarantee or be responsible for any results.”

SCORE

Everyone says that Football is a game of inches.  Well, you should take them seriously.  The difference between a turnover and a score can be a matter of inches.  Make sure you get the extra length you need with the Andropenis Extender:

“Andropenis is a penis enlarger which provokes permanent growth in the structure of the penis through a progressive and adaptable traction system. It is the only penis enlargement device with FDA clearance as well as being approved by health authorities in countries around the globe.

The design of Andropenis is based on medical research which supports and guarantees its efficiency and is recommended by prestigious Urologists and Andrologists worldwide. Andropenis is a discreet, easy to use and comfortable device which can be used whilst seated and walking.

Andropenis allows the user to obtain a permanently bigger penis, up to 4 cm in length and 1.5 cm in girth. Other enlargers will claim to give you better results but andropenis has the medical backing to show it works and is safe, it is effective in 97.5% of cases.”

C’mon, Man!  A 97.5% conversion rate in the red zone will make you the talk of the league.

Ok, ok.  Ladies, you need not become a widow during football seaon.  Do you have a guy who spends too much time glued to the set watching the waning minutes of a 3 -3 game between two last place teams?  Some guys can get pathetic about football.  Get his pathetic backside off the couch by confusing him.

Right, don’t argue.  Most guys in a football induced coma are easily susceptible to believing almost anything (like their 4-8 team can come back and get into the playoffs).  Fool him with the BJU Cheerleading costume and he’ll follow you straight to the room.

From Dream Girls:

Distract Him

“This five piece sleepwear set has bra top that ties in the front with a contrast trim and BJU screen print. Includes skirt with cheerleader logo with pink sequin trim, matching thong and 2 pink hair ribbons to add to the look. The material of the costume is 100! Polyester. Your partner can wait to hear you scream some cheers!

Size: one size fits most”

So there you have it.  Get into football season with a sexy twist.  Or make it a team sport with our complete selection of sex toys for couples.  You’re going to love the action.

This Post NOT Endorsed by the National Football League. – But it was sure fun to write.