We were looking for some fresh perspective on a realistic vagina (I had the pleasure of testing April Flores’ life-like vagina), and after one chicken out, we found an intern who was ready to go.  We think he did so well with it that we’ve renamed him Official Semi Permanent Toy Testing Intern.  As you can tell, we had fun with his recounting and we think you will too.  So we’ll let him have at it on the blog.

From the desk of THE Official Semi Permanent Toy Testing Intern:

Fucking Roxy Reynolds

The photo

When our research analyst Bill walked up behind us and said: “One of you interns is doing a review,” the eager go-getter in me greedily volunteered. Spinning ‘round in my chair, I came face to face with a face full of Roxy Reynold’s gorgeous chocolate derriere. “Congratulations, it’s your lucky day,” Bill said with a smile. “Make sure you don’t use an oil-based lube, it’ll melt your toy.”

Sensing that I had perhaps bitten off more than I was capable of chewing, I slipped the heavy parcel under my desk, concealing it in a dark plastic trash bag for the commute home. As soon as I got home I cracked open the box. The first thing that struck me about the CyberSkin material was its life-like movement. Slapping Roxy’s plump posterior sent a satisfying jiggle through the whole toy, solidifying the realization that I would soon be fucking her pussy and ass. I had some time to kill before our bedroom date, so I popped in the DVD (which does not include a case or sleeve, my only gripe ((more of a pet-peeve)) with the product) included in the box.

Despite the fact that it was a soft core video, the included 75-minute “Roxy’s World” was a pleasant surprise. While the sex scenes were your usual soft core fair, the scenes of Roxy and her girls were actually pretty entertaining – and the song that they record and perform is hilarious and definitely worth checking out. For busting a nut though, I needed to grab one of her scenes off of Hotmovies.com and assume the position. And bust a nut I did…

Fucking Roxy’s ass is certainly an experience. While I’ve fucked traditional pocket pussies made with phthalates, her CyberSkin holes are an entirely different beast all together. Filling her with a generous amount of lubricant, I dipped my pole into that rollin’ blackwater. The wonder material instantly and perfectly ensconced my cock. Warming with the kinetic friction of every stroke, Roxy hit and retained the temperature of an actual living female even when I changed holes. The combination of this warmth and the toy’s ribbed form-holding interior proved to be a winning one but creaming up the CyberSkin facsimile of Roxy Reynolds wasn’t even the best part. After I shot my load I let my cock slowly pulse itself flaccid inside of it and the material responded by contracting in turn. It’s 100% true that never will a p-in-the-vagee moment go by when this pussy is not virgin-tight.

Cleaning the toy was a breeze – soap and water flushed through the cleaning holes and a cotton rag did the job. Examining the toy as I cleaned it revealed the secret of the two cleaning holes. Both the vagina and ass have channels leading to both main love tunnels; two paths taking deep courses into the meat of the toy end at the lower cleaning hole while the other two routes stay along the crack of the ass and allow entry from a shallower degree for a total of four unique angles from which to fuck the porn star in nearly every position. As for the physical condition of the toy afterward, it was clear that her cherry had been popped but otherwise Roxy’s CyberSkin was no worse for wear. Many subsequent fucks followed by prompt and thorough cleanings resulted in no visible deterioration, but after Bill’s warning and some research on CyberSkin.com I decided to leave the unit lubed-up for a night to see what would happen. The next morning, there was some slight visible deterioration of the material. I quickly cleaned it and used the recommended process for applying their rejuvenating solution, aptly named Renew, which was also included in the box. For storage, US-based manufacturer Adam and Eve suggests an opaque plastic bag with a dose of Renew placed in a cool, dry place.

As far as lifelike goods go, Roxy’s meticulously hand-painted CyberSkin pussy and ass are second-to-none. Taking a snapshot with my cell, I sent the image to a bunch of my friends with the tag “my new gf’s goods” and only one person responded with “that’s not real.” The quality and durability of the CyberSkin ensure that, with prompt and proper cleaning and the avoidance of oil-based and “mineral oil” lubricants, this toy can last a lifetime. And, because the toy is phthalate-free, a long-term relationship with this porn star won’t adversely affect your health or damage your fertile seed. This is a good thing, of course, as you’ll want to fuck Roxy over and over for a long time. I know I will be!