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“The male will pluck a leaf, or a set of leaves, and sit so the female can see him. He spreads his legs so the female sees the erection, and he tears the leaf bit by bit down the midvein of the leaf, dropping the pieces as he detaches them. Sometimes he’ll do half a dozen leaves until she notices.”

And then?

“Presumably she sees the erection and puts two and two together, and if she’s interested, she’ll typically approach and present her back side, and then they’ll mate.”

So, some leaf tearing and a little boner-vision is enough to get she-chimps in the sack?  That’s cool.  I wonder if this whole process is the equivalent of nice shoes, wanna fuck?  Or is it more like getting presented with a single rose?  Does this get her all hot and bothered? Perhaps she is saying fine, just stop plucking those damn leaves!

I have officially put too much thought into chimp sex.

No need to steal for a good time

Does size matter that much?  Apparently, one Pennsylvania man was willing to spend a good deal of money – other people’s money – to get some extra inches.  Or at least to try to get some extra inches.

From Fox Philly:

“A Lehigh County man admits he stole ID’s then racked up thousands in bills for penis enlargements.  39-year-old Jose Amid Juarbe pleaded guilty to dozens of charges, including identity theft and forgery.

Police say Juarbe stole the identities of eight people and ran up $80,000 of bills in their names. Some of the money was used to buy penis enlargements for him and a friend and breast implants for two women.”

Here’s a friendly tip: An inch or two more isn’t worth a lengthy jail sentence.

A great dildo for well under 70 bucks

From the Sun Sentinel:

“Things are getting naughty in Niceville.  We’re talking about a stolen….dildo.  Yes, cops were called to a Niceville home on Buddy Phelps Road about the missing sex toy, reports the Northwest Florida Daily News.

The guy who lived there said a woman had lived with him for about a week. But when she left, she snatched his $70 dildo.  The cop asked him if he’d bought it for the woman.  The guy said “yes” — as well as with other women, too.”

I’ll agree with the columnist who reacted to that tidbit with “Yuck!”  For crying out loud, don’t steal a used dildo.  Buy your own dildo and leave the “yuck” out of your love life, no matter how bizarre that love life might get.