We have tons of sex toys that have been designed after, many even molded after, your favorite porn stars and we think this is pretty neat.  You can match up your adult movie watching experience with a hand held version of the adult performer of your choice.  You only get to have their vagina, butt, mouth or any combination of the three, but hey if Jesse Jane isn’t coming over in person, can you really complain about getting a sex toy molded directly from her beautiful nether regions? 

Today I’m highlighting one of our most popular selling porn star sex toys, the Jesse Jane Fleshlight from the Fleshlight Girls line.  This magical device is molded directly from Jesse’s vagina and comes in a lovely pearlescent case.  Fleshlight makes a variety of inner textures that stimulate your member each in their own special way.  This one in particular features the Lotus texture that is designed to mimic the vaginal penetration experience:

“A smooth ultra-tight entry, inverted stimulation node, and four pleasure chambers”.  I don’t get to enjoy such a toy, but I definitely would if I could.  Four pleasure chambers?  Yes, please!

In case the exact mold of Jesse Jane’s vag and the heavenly inner texture aren’t enough for you, you also get her signature next to the opening, a signed postcard and a FREE bottle of Gun Oil H2O Lube.  We are talking about good lube here, not some crap that will burn the flesh off of whatever it touches.

If Jesse isn’t exactly your type, you can browse our entire selection of porn star sex toys.

I should admit that I don’t know crap about Hentai. I don’t watch the movies, I don’t read manga – I’m just not into it. However, when I saw this new masturbator we added to the site, I thought it was pretty awesome and that if I was into Hentai and a dude, I’d totally want to stick my dick in it.

The Masumi Melon stroker features a unique ribbed s shaped tunnel in the center for more hot contact between this soft, fleshlike toy and your erection.

Hand painted details make Masumi look just like the real thing, and a special textured outer surface allows the user to keep a tight grip, even if the toy is slippery or lubricated. Waterproof, this masturbation sleeve can be enjoyed with ease in the bath or shower as well as the bedroom. Stretchy Cyberskin material conforms to fit any user and warms to body temperature quickly.

Check out the Hentai Toys Masumi Melon Masturbator on Sextoys.com!

Beginning Wednesday, September 1st, we’ll be having a weekly celebration in the blog.  We’re calling it Weenie Wednesdays, and every week we’ll be celebrating a new toy built specifically to make weenies worldwide very happy.  You’ll be able to find great deals on great weenie toys right here, with discounts on our weekly pick, and suggestions for how to make your weenie a happy camper after it has pitched a tent.

Double Hole Cup

Here’s an example of a weenie toy that we can guarantee you’ll remember, the Tenga Double Hole Cup:

And this is Tenga’s description:

“From the front and from the back – this masturbation cup, with two holes, allows you to enjoy different types of sensual sensations – “the Bitter Side and the Sweet Side”. The “Bitter Side” firmly tightens while the “Sweet Side” gently clings to your member.

Normal use is one side at a time. But, using both sides of this cup simultaneously transports you to the virtual world of a threesome. “

Gentlemen, what you have here is everything you need for solo fun, getting a real treat from a partner, or a serious mutual masturbation session with a like minded colleague!

Let us give you our unofficial (but we think more accurate) description of this weenie thriller:

“Oh, oh, oh, oh man, wow.  Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, yeah that’s it, no, no, a little left, oh wow.  Ooooooooooooh, oh yeah, wow, hell yeah, that’s it, that’s it, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” – NOTE: This description not endorsed by Tenga, but we don’t think they’ll argue.

So get ready to celebrate Weenie Wednesdays beginning September 1st.  We know your weenie will thank us for it!

And remember, Ladies, to check out Ginger Leigh’s endeavors, since she’ll be looking out for people who don’t have a use for a weenie toy.

Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard it already. “I don’t do phone sex because I can get the real thing.” Really? You are 100% accurate when you target the new little hottie, or for women, that new hot stud at the nightclub. Sorry, I’m not buying it. Nobody is that good.

In fact, I checked with the statisticians at our Sextoys Partyology Department, and they confirm that chances of bagging that target (assuming she or he has had less than 7.25 beers) are 48.762%* on a Saturday, and shrivel to less than half of that on a Sunday.

You’re not going to get lucky every time, and you want to be properly accessorized with the right vibrator or masturbator when you come home, pick up the phone and head off to fantasy land.  These accessories will vary based on personal taste.  But we thought we’d give a couple of suggestions to get your creative juices – among others – flowing.

A little buzz for the buzz of conversation

So ladies, contemplate having this vibrator waiting for you.  The Onye Fleur – Pink:

B3 Onye Fleur is a celebration of Beauty and Sensuality, lovingly formed to enhance your pleasure. Crafted of virgin plastics, it is hygienic and non-porous for easy cleaning.

The softly textured, non-slip grip allows you to focus on the welcome waves of vibration radiating from the delicately-contoured, cylindrical body. Compact and discreet for travel, Onye Fleur is Waterproof and features three blissful speeds of vibration (from gentle to very intense) and has the most power in its size class.

Like all Big Teaze Toys products, Onye Fleur contains no latex, phthalates, lead or heavy metals.

Onye Fleur measures 4 inches in length and 1 inch in diameter. Requires three AAA batteries (not included).

Onye Fleur for Truly Affordable Luxury!

A deep throat for more than conversation

And guys, you’re going to want a masturbator for the experience, trust me.  This one should do the trick, The Tenga Deep Throat Cup:

Hard: The Hard cup provides a deep and intense suction combined with a hard tightening action.

Standard: The “Deep Throat” cup of the Tenga masturbation cup series lets you experience a deep sucking sensation…Special valves create a virtual vacuum inside the cup, to deliver an amazing sucking sensation. The top air vent can be left open or closed, with fingertip, depending on your suction preferences. The unique pinched-in shape of the cup helps to achieve an unparalleled tightness. These advanced features combine with an arousing slurping” sound and vibration give you the feeling that you’re enjoying a real deep throat experience.

Soft: The Soft cup has a softer, gentler grip for a more relaxing experience.

Ultra Size: The “ultrasize” and “super vacuum” (U.S.) edition cups are 20% larger and are designed for the more endowed.

Now hold the phone! You can’t just go dialing willy nilly through the phone book.  I’d be willing to bet that the vast majority of the people in it don’t want to have sex with you, not at that hour at the very least.  You need a set up strategy to get things going.

Guys, if you buy any sex toy from Sextoys.com, you can get a PIN number for 15 FREE minutes of phone sex at:

1-800-927-MOVIE

And ladies, go ahead and get the toy of your choice, but you call for free every time at 1-800-338-LIVE!

Oh, and for those of you wanting the complete experience, buy a DVD for extra fun.

*Unscientific results from the Sextoys Partyology Department based on drinking a whole lot of alcohol, buying a whole lot of alcohol for others and trying to get laid (Y variable is “hottie” or “hot stud” which mutates after 8.57 beers).

I’m going to state openly one of the secrets of the known universe: Guys know how to masturbate really well.  OK, you get the joke, no secret there.  Some guys have even discovered the joy of masturbators.  But I want to talk about something we visited a while back – the hand job.

For those new to this game, you can get our detailed notes on the subject here.

The other “secret” about masturbation is that guys know how to do it well because they enjoy it.  It’s fun to wank, and most guys do it frequently, unless they have some major hang ups.  I promise you that right now, some highly religious (pick your pious religion), straight arrow type is giving his palm the shaft out of public view.  And his prostate will thank him later.

But, and here’s the literal rub, having someone else perform the service makes the sensation twice as fun.  The guy can just lay back (or if he’s smart – be playing with his partner’s bits) and enjoy the rub.  Twice as fun is good, but why not put a multiplier on and send him into orbit?  So if you’ve decided to give the lucky guy a handy, and you want a multiplier, you need a place to start.

That’s where a good masturbator comes in handy, see, the subject has no end to (p)Fun.

There are all sorts of masturbators on the market, but last year in Los Angeles, we had the chance to meet the team from Tenga.  They gave us a bunch of their products to try, and in the interest of diligent customer service, we did.

We know that the Egg came before the orgasm

One product looked like an oddball.  It was the Tenga Egg.  On first sight, I asked a one word question, “Seriously?” To which the reply was that “You can masturbate a horse with this one.”  Note to our freakier readers: We do not suggest, nor imply that you should attempt to “masturbate a horse.” However, the good folks at Tenga produced a massive glass dong and put the little egg to the challenge.  It was an impressive display.

Well, of course there was an urgent need to “find out for ourselves.”  The Tenga Egg Wavy was my responsibility.  I took it on a solo run, and I can’t speak for horses everywhere, but I can tell you that I had a seriously cool ride.  The second run was with a partner, and I assure you that there is a multiplier.  One of the better handies I ever had.

And there are many, many more options out there for all tastes.  Check out our complete line of masturbators for men and find the one that works for your partner.

Good luck, and happy handies!