We usually post the best of the best on this blog, but today I just had to feature one of the most ridiculous items we’ve added to the site in a while – the Crackhead Charlie blow up doll!

I keep a running list of ridiculous gifts for people and promptly added this to my list. The next person who invites me to a bar to celebrate something going to be carrying this thing around the rest of the night!

FYI – the Crackhead Charlie doll does not include Tiger’s Blood. Please buy separately.

He`s high on himself and full of hot air! You don`t have to be a porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and a half personalities, warlock fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA.

Don`t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin` drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!

I’m pretty sure everyone in the world knows what a Love Doll is. They’re insanely popular for obvious reasons and have also achieved relative notoriety in the pop culture world as a site gag. Whether you’re looking for a lovely lady who never says no or a companion that’ll keep you cruising along in the carpool lane, having one of these toys around is a pretty great idea.

While a lot of you probably have an image in your head of a wide eyed plastic face with a big red cock-sucking mouth, there are a ton of options if you’re interested in picking up one of the inflatable friends. I thought I would highlight some of the more unique love dolls we offer, because you never when you’ll find yourself in need of a blow up billy goat!

One of my favorite items on sextoys.com, it’s also one of the most unique!  Whether you’re looking for something out of this world to sink your cock into, or a great gift for a friend who spends a little too much time obsessing about Star Trek, you can’t go wrong with the Area 51 Love Doll from Pipedream.

It’s the love doll they never wanted you to know about! For years they’ve locked it away, kept it classified and tried to prevent man from enjoying extraterrestrial pleasure.

Now you can experience what humans have fantasized about for decades…incredible sex with an alien! It’s pussy-shaped mouth, 3 supples breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy.

I love that the people at Pipedream saw a market for a travel sized Lovin’ Lamb Blow Up Doll.  Obviously, a regular sized lamb doll is just not going to cut it for today’s busy person.

Wooooooeeeee! You’ve just wrangled your very own Lovin’ Lamb! Any old time ewe’re in the mood for a roll in the hay, she’ll be yer barnyard babe!

Ewe’ll be singing E-I-E-I-OHHHH till the cows come home! The Lovin’ Lamb always satisfies and darn tootin` if she ain’t the life of the hootenanny!

While this one is definitely marketed towards the bachelor party/gag gift scene, I’m totally not here to judge!  I mean, what do I care if you want nothing more than to take on Lil Ho Peep and Her Sheep – that’s what fantasies are made for and we’re here to help you live out yours!

In a world as diverse as this, there’s one thing we can all agree on – nothing beats a classic sex-based gag gift. It doesn’t matter if you prefer naked lady playing cards or edible undies in the end – just that you can giggle along with the rest of us as we sip cocktails through penis straws. While I have to admit that this list was difficult to compile, here are my five favorite novelty gifts!

1. Penis Cook Cutters – I’m pretty sure that every woman over the age of 25 has eaten at least one penis shaped baked good in her lifetime. I’ve even had them as a joke at a lesbian wedding party! This is one of the quintessential items at least one girl in your group of friends should own for important events.

2. Nude Playing Cards – Playing cards with your friends is pretty awesome. I mean, you’ve got beer, chips and most likely a deck of nakey cards to spice things up! If you prefer to oogle dudes, we’ve got a deck for you too!

3. Super Condom – Another great gag gift for the dude who has it all! A bachelor party just isn’t a bachelor party until a drunk guy has attempted to pull a giant condom over his head.

4. Party Bottle Opener – This one is a great way to announce to the world that you love beer and boobs! It’s especially useful if your favorite team is having a bad season and you’d rather not break out the Detroit Lions bottle opener…

5. Oral Sex Dice – From what I understand, blowjobs are pretty popular. If I am correct in saying that, I imagine these dice would be a great gift for people with cocks.

Be sure to check out the rest of our Adult Novelties and Games for more fun and sexy gifts!