That’s right.  When you think Halloween, you think dildos and pocket vaginae.  Don’t even act like you don’t.  Don’t act like you don’t like the plural of vagina, either.

I’m going to go ahead and start with my favorite of them all, The Vamp.  This is Tantus‘s version of the vampire cock.  It sparkles.  It makes me happy.  It is 6.75 inches of pastie undead silicone goodness.  Pthalates free an hypoallergenic per usual.  It is harness compatible so you can put your fangs in, strap it on and play out all of your Twilight Pegging fantasies to your nerdy little heart’s content.

This one’s for you, dudes.  Painfully awful pun intended.  Not to say the boys can’t use The Vamp, but the Succu Dry is most def a boy toy.  Female bodied peeps, if you can figure out a way to use this vampy Fleshlight, get it done!  Modeled after Masuimi Max’s pretty mouth (and fangs), the SD is made from the patented Real Feel Super Skin material with “The Fang” textured tunnel.  Don’t worry, it’s soft and oh so tight.  It will make jacking off in a can more awesome than you could have ever imagined.

It’s actually the coffin case that makes the Death By Orgasm: Werewolf Silver so appealing.  The name is pretty catchy as well.  I have to give it to LoveHoney, that was some good marketing!  Jokes aside, they LH makes some quality products and this little bullet vibe has enough power to get you off, espeically if yo’re a fan of external clitoral stim.  I’m a firm believer in having a bullet vibe on hand for times when you just need a little something simple in your masturbation mix.  I’m thinking you might as well go with one that comes with a storage case.  A coffin storage case.

Happy vampire sex toy shopping!

We have tons of sex toys that have been designed after, many even molded after, your favorite porn stars and we think this is pretty neat.  You can match up your adult movie watching experience with a hand held version of the adult performer of your choice.  You only get to have their vagina, butt, mouth or any combination of the three, but hey if Jesse Jane isn’t coming over in person, can you really complain about getting a sex toy molded directly from her beautiful nether regions? 

Today I’m highlighting one of our most popular selling porn star sex toys, the Jesse Jane Fleshlight from the Fleshlight Girls line.  This magical device is molded directly from Jesse’s vagina and comes in a lovely pearlescent case.  Fleshlight makes a variety of inner textures that stimulate your member each in their own special way.  This one in particular features the Lotus texture that is designed to mimic the vaginal penetration experience:

“A smooth ultra-tight entry, inverted stimulation node, and four pleasure chambers”.  I don’t get to enjoy such a toy, but I definitely would if I could.  Four pleasure chambers?  Yes, please!

In case the exact mold of Jesse Jane’s vag and the heavenly inner texture aren’t enough for you, you also get her signature next to the opening, a signed postcard and a FREE bottle of Gun Oil H2O Lube.  We are talking about good lube here, not some crap that will burn the flesh off of whatever it touches.

If Jesse isn’t exactly your type, you can browse our entire selection of porn star sex toys.

Halloween is creeping up on us pretty quickly and what better way is there to celebrate than with a BJ from a Vampire! OK, so that might be a bit too risky for most of you out there, but you can have the next best thing with this awesome themed toy from Fleshlight – the Succu Dry!

Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world’s first vampire inspired sex toy for men. Take a walk on the dark side and get familiar with this pale brew. But be careful! Though this may feel like love at first bite, make sure you have wood poised to penetrate before you get completely drained! Enjoy to excess to ensure encounters with Succu Dry are A-Positive experience.

Succu Dry’s unique Vampire mouth opening isn’t for the faint of heart. This exclusive Undead pale sleeve color is made from the same patented Real Feel Super Skin material that’s made Fleshlight the #1 selling male sex toy in the world. The amazingly detailed vampire mouth and fangs beg you to drive your wooden stake deep inside.

To ensure an experience all its own, Fleshlight developed a brand new inner texture for the Succu Dry called “The Fang.” This intensely stimulating texture has dozens of tiny fangs that will gently bite at you until you’re drained of every last drop. Quench your lust and prepare for the ultimate vampire fantasy, but beware, this can will suck you dry!

Modeled after Masuimi Max. She is an internationally renowned model and burlesque dancer. She has been featured in many magazines including Playboy, Maxim, Stuff, and Tattooed Life. Her film credits include David Lynch’s Inland Empire as well as Tiger Army and Nine Inch Nails music videos. Masuimi is mostly known as a fetish pin-up style model with gothic and vampire themes. This Halloween she will be hosting the Playboy Mansion’s annual party.

When the question came up as to who would be best suited to design the Succu Dry can label the answer was easy, Hydro74. His unique illustration style tells a story unlike any other designer.

We interrupt our regularly scheduled blog posting for this message from His Majesty, Emperor Weenie:

“Weenies of the world unite.  All of us, all shapes and sizes, were placed here for one reason: to have fun.  I hereby decree that today is the very first Weenie Wednesday.  This is our first step back toward fulfilling our mission of bringing the joy back to orgasms.  You all are hereby encouraged to increase your stamina.  We need to last longer to create more fun.  All weenies will benefit from the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit.  Get started soon, so that we can reclaim our rightful place as centers of pleasure and the single source of all questionable decisions that men make.

That is all.“

In keeping with Emperor Weenie’s decree, Sextoys.com is offering a 25% discount for the entire week on the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit.

Weenies of the world unite

“The key to lasting longer in bed and becoming the lover that every girl dreams about is not a cream, not a pill, and not a potion… It’s PRACTICE.

The Fleshlight STU (Stamina Training Unit) masturbation product is a sex toy for men specifically designed to replicate the incredible sensation of sexual intercourse in order to help you find your rhythm and obtain peak sexual performance. With our patented Real Feel Super Skin masturbation sleeve and a specially designed inner canal texture the STU provides the most intense and pleasurable training experience possible.

Just follow the Sexual Stamina training routines in our exclusive e-booklet available at purchase and you will have all the tools necessary to have total control over your ejaculation. When you masturbate using the Fleshlight STU, not only will you be improving your sexual stamina and techniques, you’ll experience the intense orgasms that can only be achieved by using Fleshlight sex toys for men. “

Hey boys! We’re always working to offer the hottest masturbators, so we’re really thrilled to highlight all of the new Fleshlight items we’ve made available at Sextoys.com.

For those of you who want to get a little more intimate with your favorite XXX stars, we’ve now offering the Fleshlight Girls series. These masturbators are molded from the naughtiest girls in adult including Riley Steel and Eva Angelina.

For something a little different, Slip into the seductive lips of the Ice Mouth Fleshlight and see penetration as you have never seen it before.

When it comes to something to stick your dick in, this is as close to the real thing as you’re going to get! Be sure to head over to the site to check out all of our Masturbators from Fleshlight!