The day after Thanksgiving is a great day to linger in bed and relax as your body recovers from that extra piece of pie you couldn’t say no to. It’s also a great day to make like a turkey and get stuffed and there’s no better dildo for those of you who like girth than Vixen Creations’ Randy.

The Randy is great for those who love a nice, thick dildo that isn’t uncomfortably long. This short and stout silicone lover will rock your world with a semi-realistic design and flared base for anal and strap on enjoyment.

Made with Vixen Creations special Vixskin finish, the dual density shaft is firm in the center and plushy soft on the outside. Silicone is body-friendly and can be washed with soap and water, or boiled to sterilize. Use only water-based lubricants with this toy for best results.

While Randy is just 6 inches long, the 2 1/8 inch wide girth will blow your mind! It’s great for solo play and absolutely perfect for strap-on sex. Plus, since it’s made out of silicone, you know that you’ll be able to enjoy this fat cock for years to come.

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If you like the sensation of a dildo, and you want to fantasize, a life-like dildo can add just the right touch to your adult play session.  Dildos come in a variety of interesting shapes, range across many sizes and can be colored from the fanciful to sensational.  Some are designed to stimulate the G Spot, others have nubs for clitoral stimulation, and some come with flared bases for anal use.

Dave Angelos Cock

But the life-like dildo is designed for realism. Some are even molded from real penises!  Here’s a great example – Dave Angelo’s Cock:

“Nearly a foot long, this is one impressive dildo.

Molded from Dave Angelo’s’s own penis and made out of Better-Than-Real Plus, this dildo captures even the tiniest detail of Dave to bring you an incredibly realistic experience. It is 10 inches in length, 2 inches in width and has a circumference of 6.25 inches.

It has a sturdy suction cup base so you can stick Dave wherever you would like, but it also makes this dildo harness compatible as well. It comes with a premium storage bag made out of stretchy black velour.

The veined shaft and perfectly shaped head make this the life like dildo you have been looking for!”

With attention to anatomical detail and even contour, realistic dildos give you a sex toy that is perfect for the ultimate sexual fantasies.  Like any other sex toy, realistic dildos encompass a range of different qualities.  Going through a quick checklist can help you find the perfect realistic dildo to fulfill your fantasy.

First, how large of a dildo do you want?  We always pose this question to users, because choosing a dildo that is too large can be a waste of your money.  You want to find the right sized dildo before you go any further.  The right size is entirely your personal preference and tolerance.  Some come as small as 1 inch wide.  Others can be up to 2 and a half inches wide.  We think you get the idea.  It’s a huge stretch between 1 and 2 and a half inches.

The John Doe Cocoa is a great example of a medium sized, life-like dildo:

“The 6.5 inch Tantus John Doe won’t be an unknown cock for long with all of it’s amazing qualities. This high quality silicone dong has an extra bonus bullet vibe that adds an extra stimulation that’s sure to rock your world!

John Doe Cocoa

100% platinum silicone dong from Tantus is hypoallergenic, boilable, bleachable and dishwasher safe. If you’re looking for a quality cock, you can’t go wrong with John Doe.”

8 Inch Life Like Dildo

Now we get into the fantasy.  What color and texture will most appeal to you?  Dildos range in many flesh colors and can have many skin textures.  Do you like a veined feel?  How about the curve of the dildo?  If you look at the dildo and it doesn’t appeal to you, it can kill the fantasy.  So picking the best is a unique decision for each person.

Want some adult play with a Latin stud?  Maybe you want some fun time with a porn star.  Maybe you have an interracial fantasy.  Whatever your desire, you can find a dildo to fulfill it.  Check out this ethnic fantasy dildo, the 8 Inch Life-Like Dildo – Black:

“8 Inch Life Like Dildo – Black. If you’re looking for a realistic cock that’s perfect for strap-on play, look no further! This black dildo looks and feels like the real thing and is compatible with Doc Johnson’s famous Vac-U-Lock system. This dong is a great recreation of an erect cock with balls, along with its distinct head and veiny shaft!

Please note that this toy does not come with a plug or harness.

It is 8 inches long.”

As you can see, dildos come in a variety of fantasy designs.  If you really want to enjoy a fantasy that gives you everything you want in sex, you can find the dildo that is perfect for bringing it to reality.  You can even find an ejaculating dildo for the complete feel!

Take some time to shop our selection and find the dildo that will turn your fantasy into reality!

Scrudy by Fun Factory

Having fun with a dildo is really not a difficult thing to do.  But, having a knee shaking, earth quaking session with a dildo requires just a little more attention to details that will create a perfect experience.  Experienced sex toy aficionados will tell you that following these three simple steps will improve your dildo play and make it even more fun than you can imagine.

Step 1 – Select the dildo that accomplishes EXACTLY what you want it to do.  Many times, people select the dildo that they find most visually appealing.  That makes sense because having a dildo that is unappealing isn’t conducive to fun.  But, visual appeal only goes so far in the orgasm department.  Good looks don’t compensate for good feel, or good function.

Know what you want your dildo to stimulate, and how you want to achieve that stimulation before you make a purchase.  Do you want a dildo that fits in a strap on harness?  Do you want G-spot stimulation from a dildo you can attach to the wall while you shower?  Those two notions can’t necessarily be accomplished by the same dildo.  With this decision, you have to remember that form and function are equally important.

Step 2 – With dildos, size matters.  This may seem like an obvious statement, but many people make the mistake of buying a dildo that is either too large, or too small.  Think “just right” when you are shopping for your dildo.  Getting a dildo that is too large can be a painful experience.  Getting one that is too small will deprive you of all of the stimulation you are hoping for.

Getting a dildo that is the right size will give you a satisfying experience that you’ll enjoy over and over.

Step 3 – Maintenance is the key to long term happiness with your dildo.  Washing it before and after use (according to manufacturer’s instructions) will prolong the life of your dildo.  Proper storage is important for preventing damage, or decay.  Another part of this equation is what we call maintenance through proper usage.

Avoid using a dildo for both vaginal and anal play.  If you want both sensations, buy two and keep your body safe!  Avoid sharing dildos made from porous materials, this can lead to infection in some cases.  Also, never use a dildo for anal play that is not designed for anal play.  You don’t want things going in that you can’t get out!

Using these 3 simple steps, you can get the most from your dildo and play time.  Your play time will be more fun and your dildo will last longer.  Both of those benefits are definitely worth a tiny bit of extra care and effort!

Leo

You know I love my silicone dildos!  Well, this new addition to the site is one I am definitely lusting over.  Between the distinct head and removeable bullet vibe, I’m positive I have to own this. I also love how versatile it is. Thanks to the flared base, I can use it with a harness. Plus it doubles as a vibe!

The Leo vibrator is a pure silicone sex toy with a smooth, gently curved shaft and a realistic penis head. The flexible silicone warms quickly to body temperature, and feels amazing when paired with a favorite water-based lubricant.

The rounded base makes Leo safe for both vaginal and anal use, harness compatible, and even self-standing for solo pleasures! Slip the vibrating bullet into the base and enjoy climactic sensations throughout the shaft.

Silicone is body friendly and can be boiled for a few minutes between uses or partners to sterilie (remove bullet before boiling). Use only water-based lubricants with this toy; the Leo vibrator comes with a reusable storage tube, vibrating waterproof bullet with batteries and retrieval cord.

I’m pretty sure I’m going to make this my first Vixen Creations dong.

Today’s reviewer is an actual beginner.  She wanted to try a dildo, but never worked up the courage to get one.  Her big hang-up was walking into a store to buy one (hint: we deliver in an inconspicuous package).  So we offered to let her try the Cyberskin Cock and Balls Slimline Dildo from Topco.  To maintain her anonymity, the Experts Team agreed to do a Question and Answer Review.  For the purposes of the review, we’ll call her Alice (her choice).

It’s a first for us, but we think you’ll enjoy it.  So here we go.

One Out of One Newbies Approve

Experts – What was your first impression of the toy?

Alice – I laughed.  Then I laughed some more.  I opened the package and held it for a minute.  It felt like a real penis.  That was a nice surprise.  I expected it to feel funny.

Experts – What did you think of Cyberskin?

Alice – It was clean. I liked that it was smooth and firm.  It was also flexible and not so stiff that it felt like plastic.  It was like the real thing.  I liked it right away.

Experts – What did you think about the size of the toy?

Alice – That was the part that really surprised me.  I thought it looked large in the package.  I was thinking that I wouldn’t be able to use it.  It is long and a little intimidating.  Let’s just say I was not disappointed in trying to use it.  It was a comfortable fit after a few minutes and I LOVED the way it felt.

Experts – What was the best aspect of the toy?

Alice – There were many good things about it.  I liked the look of it – that turned me on after I got over the initial shock.  I loved the way it felt.  It was very realistic and warmed up as I used it.  I liked the texture.  A lot of the dildos I looked at online had these big, ugly veins and ridges.  This one was more like the real thing.  It wasn’t gross.  And I liked how easy it was to clean.  After I read about Cyberskin I thought cleaning would be difficult.  It wasn’t.  And I used cornstarch on it after it dried before I stored it.  Now I can use it again and again.  I will be using it again

Experts – What could be improved?

Alice – I didn’t find many problems.  The only problem I had was controlling it when it got slippery.  Maybe if they put a handle on it or something.

Experts – Would you use another toy?

Alice – I already ordered a glass dildo.

It’s safe to say this one gets 5 stars.

Time for a little more news of the weird.  This one comes from Florida, where a “messy” breakup led to a stolen dildo and police involvement.  But the details are just, well, bizarre.

A great dildo for well under 70 bucks

From the Sun Sentinel:

“Things are getting naughty in Niceville.  We’re talking about a stolen….dildo.  Yes, cops were called to a Niceville home on Buddy Phelps Road about the missing sex toy, reports the Northwest Florida Daily News.

The guy who lived there said a woman had lived with him for about a week. But when she left, she snatched his $70 dildo.  The cop asked him if he’d bought it for the woman.  The guy said “yes” — as well as with other women, too.”

I’ll agree with the columnist who reacted to that tidbit with “Yuck!”  For crying out loud, don’t steal a used dildo.  Buy your own dildo and leave the “yuck” out of your love life, no matter how bizarre that love life might get.

Fat Boy

This post is NOT for beginners.  Seriously, some people have eyes that are bigger than, well, you know whats.  This post is for people who see a 1.5 inch diameter and think, isn’t there anything bigger?  It gets to 2 inches and you think, is this all you have?  There’s a description for you size lovers: Size Queens!

And Sextoys.com carries many toys for you.  Again, beginners should not even consider using one of these.  You’ll injure yourself if you try a huge toy on your first go.  But an advanced user will appreciate a Size Queenz dildo.

Like the Fat Boy from Pipedream:

“Not all dildos are created equal-that is to say that not all dildos are created for anal play, but we’ve made this Fat Boy for serious anal sex adventures.

Standing 10 inches tall with all the details of a real cock, from head to ball sac, this veiny, chocolate wonder will more than satisfy the most experienced anal connoisseur. A chocolate delight to be had.”

You can find a complete selection of Size Queenz dildos and anal sex toys here.

Still not impressed?  You need a fist.  Maybe the Fist by Doc Johnson will give you what you want.

“This product is large, do not order unless you understand the size. 14 inches long with width varying from 3 to 3.5 inches and 9 inches in circumference. Beige rubber forearm and fist replica.”

And if your thing is intense anal stimulation, Tex is the toy you’ll want to see.  This monster makes anal play a true adventure.

Tex

From Tantus:

“Huuuuuuge! Fearsome looking – but amazing feeling! The Tantus Cowboy butt plug creates the most brilliant, full-up sensation you can imagine. Simply lube it up then pop it in! Perfect for vaginal play too!

This 100% silicone plug is made for safety – it is perfectly smooth and has no seams or ridges to it. The head is rounded and bulbous with a gentle nub on the end for extra sensations. The plug’s waist is slightly tapered, allowing the plug to sit perfectly inside you. Flared base to avoid any slippage or accidents.

Length: 5.5 inches
Insertable: 4.25 inches
Circumference: 9.5 inches
Diameter: 3.0 inches
Base diameter: 3 inches”

So if you like the big toys, we have something for everyone.  Browse our inventory and find the size you love.  Also, remember that through August, if you enter summer_savings at checkout, you can take 10% off your order’s price.

Many of our readers must think we seem to harp on sex toy design and materials, but those who use sex toys regularly also know that we are right.  Buying a well-designed dildo that is hygienic and easy to sterilize is a big plus.  When you combine that with the fact that silicone and glass are hypoallergenic it gets even better.  Then you toss in the final component of durability, and suddenly you have great value for your money.

In fact, buying a premium quality sex toy your first go round will give you a more satisfying experience than you might have imagined.  So much so that you will not want to experiment with other materials.  That’s why we constantly say to make sure that you pick the right toy the first time.  And a silicone dildo is a great place to start.

If you’re an experienced sex toy user who wants to try an upgrade, we recommend the Share from Fun Factory:

“While the Fun Factory Share may look a bit different, it has been designed to create amazing bedroom experiences. The shorter end of this harnessless dildo is inserted into the vagina and held in place using the pc muscle, then the longer, more phallic end is then used to penetrate a lover.

The insertable length of the longer end is 6.25 inches and the overall length of the toy is 9. The Share is made out of phthalate-free silicone and can be sterilized. Please note that this is a fairly wide toy and may not be comfortable for beginners.”

It’s never too late to start using better sex toys, and silicone dildos are always a good choice.  Check out our complete selection of silicone dildos here.

Fun Factory Bandito

I’m not trying to brag or anything, but I’ve got a lot of cocks.  Big ones, small ones – mostly silicone with glass, aluminum and steel thrown in to keep things interesting.  You probably don’t care, but hopefully this will help you to understand that it’s a big deal when I say that the Bandito is my go to dick.

This Fun Factory dildo is the whole package in my book, right down to the g-spot curve that rocks my world.  Of course, it’s made from Fun Factory’s amazingly perfect silicone, so you know it’s body safe and can be sterilized for sharing.  I’m also a huge fan of the triangular base, which makes it easy to handle and keeps it snuggly secure if I chose to strap it on.

While looks aren’t everything, I have to admit that I love the way this black bad boy looks in my hands.  I’m not a huge fan of realistic cocks and the Bandito is removed from the real thing to please this lesbo.    I love the trippy swirls of this pretty cock for how they look and feel.

I’ve had my Bandito for almost two years now and have not noticed a lick of wear and tear, despite it’s frequent deployment.  What’s even better is that I haven’t grown weary of it in the least.  Since I first got my first Bandito, I’ve fallen in and out of lust with many toys, but this one is always waiting for me to come back to it.  Plus, it’s the perfect size for me with 5.5 insertable inches and really great for g-spot stimulation.

Overall, if you’re looking for a versatile dildo that won’t get lost under the bed, I highly recommend the Bandito!

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Charmer

Are you looking for a little something different to attach to your harness?  The Charmer by Tantus is O-ring compatible and will give you the edge you may be looking for, literally.  The little nubs give an exaggerated “ribbed for her, or his, pleasure” effect.  The tapered, yet defined tip allows for g-spot stimulation.  Doesn’t that sound glorious after an already stimulating insertion?  You get the rainbow and the pot of gold!

This toy is made of supple 100% silicone.  This softens the ridges and makes this safe for your body, or the person on the receiving end.  The Charmer has a removable bullet vibrator.  Cleaning is super easy, seeing as how it is also waterproof.  This toy just keeps getting better.  It has all of the aspects of a quality vibrating dildo with a hint of uniqueness.  It certainly has charmed its way into my pants.
 
The Charmer can of course be used without a harness!  It is also said to be a great toy for you expert anal lovers out there.

Check out the Latigo Leather Harness, the Peek a Boo Harness and more!