We are offering 20% off of all of our Halloween Costumes!  This most sacred of all holidays is coming up super fast, so I suggest you hurry up get your order in post haste.  Don’t be the jerk that asks for candy in your t-shirt and jeans.  That’s just lame.  Instead, wear a sexy something or other to get your trick or treat on.  Plus, all costumes are on SALE!  Here are a few examples of what you could strut your candy-eating-ass in this Halloween.

Perhaps this isn’t exactly what the True Blood vamps where, but it’s sexy.

Vampire Vixen Dress

What up, gangsta?!?!?

Mafia Mistress Costume

Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?

Red Riding Hood Costume

My personal favorite…

Nun Costume

And for the gentleman in your life:

The Classy Beer Schlong Costume

There are so many more to choose from, so get to shopping so that you’ll be sure to receive your costume in time!

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Avast!  We are offering a 15% off discount on our favorite pirate products!  Around here we get pretty excited about talking like pirates all day (yes, we’re that awesome) and we wanted to extend our enthusiasm.  For today only, get 15% off  a Pirate Pin Up Costume, I Rub My Duckie Pirate Travel Vibrator and the Pirate Pendant Vibe!  You can order the costume to arrive just in time for Halloween and well, the other toys are fun all year long.  You don’t have to talk like Captain Jack Sparrow to play with them, but it would probably make your experience even better.

Buy one or all of the products below and get in on the pirate-y goodness.  This is a one day sale, so get shopping.  Arrr!

Not your size? Click on your size below!

The Pirate Pin Up Costume is available in Small, Medium, Large and Extra Large.  Just click on your size to for more information!

Rub Your Pirate Duckie!

The I Rub My Duckie Travel Pirate is incredibly discrete and easy to travel with, but it also does its job as a great little vibrator that will definitely shiver your timbers!

Pirate Pendant Vibe: A sex toy you can wear around your neck!

Another discrete vibrator, the Pirates Pendant Vibe is a wearable toy that you can hide in plain site!  It’s quite the treasure among the pirate booty.

This is a one day sale, so take advantage of this deal, mateys! After you’ve done your shopping, be sure to find out more about talking like a pirate!

Time to get in touch with your naughty side

Tick. Tick. Tick.  Your time is running out to get awesome fetish sex toys, costumes and adult party fare for your Halloween celebration!  As we previously mentioned, you want a memorable and fun Halloween party.  You don’t want to become a victim of Lame Party Syndrome.  And even if your Halloween celebration will be limited to you and your partner, having the perfect sex toys are a great way to add spice to the celebration.

Up until now, we’ve shown you the lighter side of Halloween fun.  But some of you – the really lucky ones – like to have a little more wicked fun.  That’s where we can help you with our great selection of Fetish Sex Toys.  So get in touch with your naughty side for some wild fetish fun.

Now, we should mention that you’ll need to bring your imagination along for this trip.  The naughtier you feel, the more fun you’ll have.  Whether it is getting the perfect wicked look for a night out, being a little too “tied up” to make the party, giving your partner a Halloween spanking, or, if you really engage your imagination, taking the whole costume idea to a whole new level with some true BDSM role play.  The REALLY imaginative might even want to open their own Halloween dungeon.

That’s right, the only limits you have are the limits of your imagination!

Let’s start with that wicked look for a night out.  If you’ve picked your costume, you’ll want to accessorize to get your own unique look.  Check out these Eyelash Spike Goggles for that wicked look you want.

Eyelash Spike Goggles

From Axovus:

“Axovus Eyelash Spike Goggles are uber cool goggles! One size fits all, fully adjustable head strap and bridge chain, these uber cool goggles feature six 1 1/4″ claw spikes.

These goggles also feature removable 50mm lenses, comes standard with smoke colored lens, red, blue and 3D lenses available.”

And if you like the spiked look, you can move it down to your wrists with the intense Bolts and Spikes Gauntlet, which is probably the most hard core product for accessories we have in stock.  Toss in a Spiked Collar and you’ll have the Axovus trinity of awesomeness for the complete, sexually charged and dominating fetish look.

But you don’t have to go out to have a good time on Halloween.  It’s true.  Some of you like to be a little too “tied up” to make the party.  We like you.  We want to help you have every possible excuse, from the tightest to most erotic, to skip out on the song and dance and go straight for the squirm!

And for those of you who like this idea, we start with a good old fashioned Halloween Hog Tie!

Perverted Halloween wishes to you and yours

“The First and only HOG TIE that allows full access to all of your partners most intimate areas. Just Lock the wrist and ankles to the thighs and enjoy the journey…”

We like people who enjoy the hard core.  Shoot, WE like the hard core.  Find the hard core restraints to keep you tied up in our Restraints category.

Get things really hot with these

We apologize.  Was that not hard core enough for you?  If so, you’re our kind of fetish fanatic.  So you want something a little more intense?

How about a gag?  Should we throw in some nipple clamps?  What if we combined the gag and nipple clamps?  Are you warming up to the idea?

The Fetish Fantasy O-ring with Nipple Clamps is just what you need!

“Open WIDE!

Get your lover to open wide and say AHHH with this naughty O-Ring Gag with Nipple Clamps. The gag consists of a small metal O-ring wrapped in leather, connected to two sturdy leather straps.

Two chained nipple clamps keep your nipples perky, and the coated clamps easily adjust to fit your desired tension. The leather straps adjust to fit most sizes, pulling the ring tight and keeping the mouth open wide. You’re in control over when and how often your lover speaks…what you do next is up to you!

Free mask included.”

Some of you want to mix your costume fun with some serious, real life role play.  Time for a master and slave, yeah?  Maybe your man needs a strong dominatrix.  Maybe your WOMAN needs a strong dominatrix.  Maybe you want to take your captive to the dungeon!

We have a variety of choices that let you play the way you want.  With Cock and Ball Toys and Chastity Devices, you can get him under control.  Take her to the dungeon for a spanking, or for some intense breast play.  You can collar your slave and make him wear a hood or blindfold.

You can even play doctor for Halloween

We think you’re getting the idea.  With our selection of Fetish Sex Toys, you can get in touch with the wicked within and turn your Halloween celebration into the naughtiest fun you can imagine.  Whether you want an explosive orgasm, or you want to deny your slave his, we have everything you need.

Make sure to get your fetish gear soon, or you won’t have it for the holiday!  Happy Halloween, and be careful with his package when you play hard, you might want it around later!

This first suggestion is for those of you who are in one of those adorable couples that everyone loves/wants to strangle.  That’s right, you’re so freaking cute that you’ve decided to express your commitment to your relationship via your costume this year.  After all, a couple that plays together, stays together.  You should definitely take a look at the The Plug and Socket costume – it’s  a classic that is sure to get plenty of laughs.  Hopefully, I don’t need to explain it to you.

For some, Halloween is a chance for people to shed their inhibitions.  Maybe you have a rocking body, but are too busy studying to show it off properly on a regular basis.  Well, Halloween the perfect chance to let that cutie in your anatomy lab know you’re more than just a brain!  I suggest the men consider Playing Doctor for the night and the women let out their bad girl side with this Devilicious outfit that’s sure to turn heads.

I’m sure some of you are wondering what I’ll be wearing. While I enjoy gazing at girls in their skimpy Halloween costumes as much as the next red-blooded American dude, I’m the type of girl who goes for laughs when dressing up. I mean, I have jaws dropping when i walk by all year round, so I like to mix it up on All Hallows’ Eve.

That’s why out of all of our options, I’d probably go with the Chic Magnet Costume. Chicks totally dig me and there’s nothing like making sure everyone knows it.  P.S. tell your boyfriend not to be mad at me.

No matter what you decided to don this Halloween, make sure to have fun with it. It doesn’t matter if you’re dressing up like the world’s hottest school teacher or as Marge Simpson – confidence is always sexy!

Happy Halloweenie Costume

So you and your kinky friends are planning a Halloween get together, and everyone is going to be super sexy.  There’s no reason you can’t have some fun with that idea!  After all, one night each year you have a reason to get dressed up and go out in public to have some fun.  And you can take the Halloween fun behind closed doors.

Our Featured Products for Men category this month is loaded with fun accessories for Halloween.

To get started, you’ll need a great costume.  We suggest you consider becoming a productive “member” of society with the Halloweenie costume.

“Go ahead, be a dick!

Scratching your balls may be a little harder now! Sleeveless costume easily slides over head.

One size fits most. You will be the Happy Halloweenie for sure!”

You’ll get all the laughs with this hillarious get up, and your friends will envy your sense of humor.  We should note that while you may want laughs at the party, you can “stud up” a little for the afterglow.  The 9 Inch Perfect Penis Extension is a costume for your own member.  She’ll appreciate your new look!

“Made of soft rubber with a realistic look and feel. Straps help hold on the extension, designed to use with or without an erection. The rubber on these is about .25 inches thick.

This frightful monster is a perfect costume for your total package

These extensions are 2 inches wide on the outside and about 1.5 inches thick on the inside. Length to insert the penis is 6 and 7/8 inches.

Note: Actual color may vary.”

Other costume accessories fulfill two functions.  Those of you who like to play the role of Officer Love on Halloween could definitely use some cuffs!

Remember your Halloween entertainment as well.  We all know that Halloween is a perfect time for a scary movie.  What about “My Scary Movix” as an option?

My Scary Movix DVD

“Camping enthusiasts Aline, Sophie, Phil, and Tony head out on vacation. In their travels, sex addict Tony meets Shirley, a hot British traveler. He takes advantage of this meeting to have sex with her in front of everybody and to film their exploits, much to the annoyance of Sophie who expected being his only partner.

Later, they breakdown in the middle of nowhere. Phil and Tony are looking for help when they find a welcoming house of four young beauties. In order to excite the boys, they organize a delirious lesbian orgy before offering their bodies to the aroused males.

Could it be a jealous-raged plan Aline and Sophie have against their unfaithful boyfriends, or is there something darker?”

But why should only people dress up on Halloween?  You don’t want to go to the party?  No big deal!  Spend some quality time with your Cleopatra love doll.  She’s dressed like a princess and she’ll make you feel like a king!

“Her sex drive is historical, her beauty timeless, and even though, the Pharaohs worshiped her, slaves longed to serve her, she longs to please you.

Cleopatra Love Doll

The queen of the Nile, Egypt and hundreds of men’s hearts, now wants to make you her king or better yet, her sex slave. Be enchanted by her ability to command orgasmic climaxes anally, vaginally and even orally. Enjoy FREE lube samples enclosed.

This an inflatable love doll. The box cover image may not represent the actual product.”

Pandora by Vibratex

If all else fails, just open Pandora’s box and turn your Halloween into pure orgasmic bliss via an incredible prostate massage.

“Add some new stimulation to play time. Pandora is very similar to Vibratex’s amazing Dream Boat, but this toy is made with the boys in mind.

This prostate massager is perfectly shaped for stimulating that sensitive erogenous zone on men. It’s slender and long, smaller than most prostate toys, so it makes the ideal item for those who are just starting to explore anal pleasures. It features 7 different functions including surging and escalating.

Made out of medical grade silicone which is hygenically superior to rubber and jelly toys. The shaft is fully flexible and the tip is soft. Requires 3 button cell batteries which are included. The total length is 5 inches with an insertable length of 3.5 inches.

It could also be used by women who are looking for some G-Spot stimulation, and don’t want a large toy.”

Make this Halloween an awesome one by incorporating the best toys into all you do for the evening.  And remember to party safely.  Take along a tin of Four Seasons and have a great night!