That’s right.  When you think Halloween, you think dildos and pocket vaginae.  Don’t even act like you don’t.  Don’t act like you don’t like the plural of vagina, either.

I’m going to go ahead and start with my favorite of them all, The Vamp.  This is Tantus‘s version of the vampire cock.  It sparkles.  It makes me happy.  It is 6.75 inches of pastie undead silicone goodness.  Pthalates free an hypoallergenic per usual.  It is harness compatible so you can put your fangs in, strap it on and play out all of your Twilight Pegging fantasies to your nerdy little heart’s content.

This one’s for you, dudes.  Painfully awful pun intended.  Not to say the boys can’t use The Vamp, but the Succu Dry is most def a boy toy.  Female bodied peeps, if you can figure out a way to use this vampy Fleshlight, get it done!  Modeled after Masuimi Max’s pretty mouth (and fangs), the SD is made from the patented Real Feel Super Skin material with “The Fang” textured tunnel.  Don’t worry, it’s soft and oh so tight.  It will make jacking off in a can more awesome than you could have ever imagined.

It’s actually the coffin case that makes the Death By Orgasm: Werewolf Silver so appealing.  The name is pretty catchy as well.  I have to give it to LoveHoney, that was some good marketing!  Jokes aside, they LH makes some quality products and this little bullet vibe has enough power to get you off, espeically if yo’re a fan of external clitoral stim.  I’m a firm believer in having a bullet vibe on hand for times when you just need a little something simple in your masturbation mix.  I’m thinking you might as well go with one that comes with a storage case.  A coffin storage case.

Happy vampire sex toy shopping!

I really like the simple things in life and that definitely includes basic sex toys like bullet vibes. When I saw the Climax Pop from Topco, I knew I had to try it out, despite the fact that I probably have a dozen toys kind of like it. It’s cute, silicone and I’ve been curious about the Climax line for a while.

The Climax Pop is a one speed bullet vibe that is really as basic as they come. I prefer multi-speed toys myself, but that’s not really a deal breaker for me. Since the ridged sleeve is made from silicone, it’s phthalate-free and body-safe.

This little guy runs on 3 AG13 batteries which are often used for watches. Considering this, it’s a pretty powerful toy. I did have a big problem with the fact that the batteries were drained really quickly. I only used it twice, and not for epic masturbation sessions, and the power was significantly decreased.

Because of the way this vibe sucks power, I don’t recommend it if you don’t have a lot of sex toys. I have actually taken the sleeve off of this vibe and use it with another bullet vibe that is multi-speed and runs on four AAA batteries! I really like the texture of the sleeve and love that it’s made from silicone, so it’s really improved an old bullet vibe that had fallen out of rotation for me. I would actually pay for the sleeve because it is a nice addition to my considerable collection.

If you’re looking for an affordable clit vibe that is, in my opinion, a better option, check out the Pocket Rocket Jr.

I will commend Topco and other big companies for using better materials now, just a couple of years ago, this would have been made out of disgusting jelly. Unfortunately, I think they still have some kinks to work out with this particular toy, but man is that sleeve sweet!

Here at SexToys.com, we have recently decided to highlight Rocks Off products.

Rocks Off is one of the UK’s leading sex toy manufacturers that makes some really amazing products. Even more importantly they use high grade, body safe materials. Each toy is 100% hypoallergenic and their silicone is 100% phthalate free. In addition they developed a material IntraMed that has similar properties to silicone but is also recyclable, making it an environmentally friendly.

One of the great things about Rocks Off is that they make toys for both men and women, both traditional and innovative, so there are many options to choose from. From bullets to cock rings to toys for couples, we wanted to highlight a few options that people can choose from.

For example, the Ramsey-Rabbit:

Ramsey Rabbit by Rocks Off

Whisk yourself into a Frenzy with the all new Ramsey-Rabbit.

Probably the cutest bunny in the World! Let Ramseys ears and nose do all the work for one of the most explosive orgasms you’ll ever have.

The powerful, long lasting vibrations are provided by the amazing RO-80mm bullet (battery included). Ramsey Rabbit is silent and 100% waterproof so you can ‘Tickle your Fancy’ anywhere, anytime.

Produced in the new environmentally friendly IntraMed material for your safe use, now you can cum without conscience!

1 x 1.5V LR1 / N Size / AM5 battery supplied.

So many great products for women.
One of the well designed toys stimulates both the woman’s clitoris and her g-spot is the Rock-Chick:

Rock Chick by Rocks Off

Girls Stop Rabbiting and Start Rockin’ with this award winning product.

Rock-Chick was the first and is still the best dual clitoral and G Spot toy on the market. Whether you are G Spot experienced or a beginner Rock-Chick will hit your spot every time!

Simple to use Rock-Chick provides hands free stimulation. Made from medical grade silicone for your safe use. Rock-Chick is 100% waterproof so you can Rock in the bath!

The powerful, silent vibration is provided by our amazing RO-80MM bullet vibe. 1 x 1.5V LR1 / N Size / AM5 battery supplied.

And as promised, exciting toys for men as well. If you are looking for prostate stimulation Rocks Off brings you the Naughty-Boy:

Naughty Boy by Rocks Off

For the Naughty-Boy in… You!

Naughty-Boy is a new combined prostate and perineum stimulator. The design is based on the now famous Rude-Boy but the diameter has been scaled down for ease of use, making it perfect for the beginner.

Produced using soft and flexible medical grade silicone Naughty-Boy is comfortable to use and 100% hypoallergenic for your safe enjoyment.

Naughty-Boy includes the RO-80MM Power Bullet that can be removed allowing the silicone to be thoroughly cleaned after use.

In addition to simply highlighting them over the coming weeks, we have partnered with Rocks Off for some exciting upcoming contests, promos and giveaways on SexToys.com over the upcoming weeks giving away Rocks Off toys as prizes. So stay tuned for a chance to win!

No matter how many fancy vibes I acquire, I’ll always have a place in my toy box for a basic bullet vibe. Sometimes a girl just needs a quick buzz and nothing gets it done like these reliable little toys! When I saw this adorable variation of one of my favorite toys, I knew I had to get my hands on one!

The MiVibe has transformed the traditional bullet into a toy that’s perfect for a night on the town, especially if you’re the daring type that isn’t afraid to make one hell of a sexy statement! The folks over at BMS Enterprises have combined fashion with form to make a cute, yet insanely handy necklace. Of course, not everyone wants to wear there vibe around their neck, but what better accessory is there for a bachelorette party or night at the local sex club.

Now for the dirty details – this black bullet comes with a matching chain that detaches whenever you desire a little buzz. It’s really simple to use, the simple push button turns it on, cycles through the three (!) speeds and then turns it off again. It’s pretty standard stuff, but a lot of bullet vibes are only one speed so this one is pretty rad. The vibe is waterproof, which is definitely an added bonus for those of you who like to get wet and wild.

One nice touch I have to mention is the fact that they included not one, but two sets of batteries. Nothing sucks more than getting a new toy and realizing you don’t have whatever power source it needs to try it out. BMS has made sure I don’t need to worry about running out of juice for a while and I really appreciate it!

This is a really fun idea that works because the bullet vibe is really nice. It’s the perfect gift for your more adventurous girlfriends or a nice treat for yourself! Even if you can’t picture yourself ever wearing something like this out where the world can see it, don’t underestimate the power of wearing something like this out underneath a sweater where only you and your partner know about it!

Learn more about the MiVibe Necklace on Sextoys.com!

And now, because it’s hilarious, a MiVibe commercial!

Those of you who think a bullet vibe is a cheap little trinket that has no place in your bedroom had better think again!  The Grrl Toyz Jumbo Waterproof Bullet has taken one of the simplist sex toys out there and pumped it full of steroids.  The result is this big time buzzer that’s about 4x’s the size of a traditional bullet that’s built to please.

This multi-speed vibe is phthalates-free and the perfect vibe for sex toy newbies.  All you have to do is twist the base to turn this baby on and you’re well on your way to getting off with a bang!

Sorry boys, sometimes bigger is better!