As we get close to the end of the year, we were thinking about the coolest toys we’d experienced this year.  We decided to do a list of them and share it with you.  These are the top 3 toys we fell in love with this year:

1. Running away with our top choice, bar none, no competition, the “uber-ultra-super-best” toy of the year by far, was April Flores’ Voluptuous Cyberskin Pussy.  Here’s a small sampling of our expert’s review:

“Guys, you can go ahead and read this to get the details, but you’re going to want this toy.  Seriously.  My time with this toy hit a 9.8 on the get-off-o-meter, only because I deducted .2 points for it not actually being April Flores.  This toy is simply awesome.”

And this:

“The toy is substantial and even has her ultra sexy curves for the realistic effect.  If you’re a guy who likes the curvy woman, you’ll love this toy.  Topco Sales and Wildfire made this one feel completely realistic.  Oh, and if you really like your women curvy, you’ll love the little jiggle this gives when you move it around.”

Gotta have it

And the conclusion:

“I’ll spare you all of the sordid details, but you should know that this toy and I have started a beautiful friendship.  And I have a new crush on April Flores.  The best of both worlds, watch and play, that’s what April and her toy provide!”

You absolutely have to try the April Flores Voluptuous Cybersin Pussy to believe how good it feels.

2. Coming in second, still making a strong showing in our opinion polls, was Tantus’ Alumina Flow.

Alumina Flow

“Tantus Alumina is made of 100% aeronautic grade aluminum and designed to play anatomically with your body’s pleasure zones. Aluminum is a lighter metal than stainless steel, it doesn’t feel so heavy.

Each toy is anodized which not only adds to the beauty, but increases corrosion resistance and wear resistance. Aluminum is the most abundant metal in the Earth’s crust. It makes up about 8% by weight of the Earth’s solid surface. It is recyclable and safe.

Tantus Inc. uses only the highest quality materials in the manufacture of their sex toys. These sex toys are an excellent choice for consumers who suffer from allergies, or sensitivity to chemicals. Whether it is medical grade silicone or quality controlled, body safe and treated aluminum, you can be sure that the use of a Tantus sex toy is safe and healthy.”

Some readers may remember our interview with Tantus CEO Metis Black.  She made a tantalizing suggestion:

“Sextoys – Tantus recently introduced the Alumina line of aluminum toys.  Do you plan to work with other materials as well in the near future?

Metis Black – Oh yes and they will all be safe and healthy for the body. But first we’re working on making the Alumina line vibrate.”

We can’t wait!

3. And our final selection was released a little before 2009, but we got it in this year, and we wanted to show a little love to one of the highest quality fetish wear companies in the world, Axovus.  Their Bolts and Spikes Gauntlet is absolutely HOT!

“Now this is how you make a statement!

This gauntlet just SCREAMS METAL!

Spiked with 59 – 1/2 inch nickle plated brass tree spikes and stainless steel nuts and screws. These leather gauntlets are laced for maximum adjustability.

Another great Fetish accessory by Axovus.

Main piece is 8 high; and fits approx. 6 to 11 wrist. And approx. 8 to 14 forearm. Priced per gauntlet.”

So sexy and hot

We had a great 2009, and hope that you’ll check out these sex toys and our complete selection of great products still in inventory before the new stock comes in for 2010!

Hi guys.  Yes, as the title suggests, this one’s for you.  Many guys think that aside from love dolls, sex toys are the best friends of women everywhere.  Not so fast on that assessment; you may find out that a sex toy has your name all over it – figuratively speaking – and you can use more than just your hand when it’s happy time.

Enter the Blowjob Simulator.  Perhaps you don’t have a girlfriend (or boyfriend, if you will).  Or, your partner doesn’t dive below the belt.  It could be that you have, as some guys have been known to do, said something so obnoxious that the U.S.S. Hummer has been put in dry dock indefinitely.  A blow job is only a simulation away.

What once used to require dinner, a foot massage and a luxuriant bubble bath is now compressed into the joys of guy-like engineering in the form of the sufficiently guy designed sounding – Optimum Power Vibro Sucking Stroker.

“Vibrating soft touch stroker with superb sucking action. Penis enhancement while soothing vibrations are delivered throughout. High grade easy pump bulb. Multi-speed, turbo powered battery pack with LED increments. LID included for convenience.

Requires 4 AA batteries, not included.”

Click the picture because you know you will want one of these

And while that blowjob simulator is definitely doing post graduate work at the University of Slobbery Knobbers, it isn’t your only choice.  That’s correct, you can rev the hot rod on some high octane replica lips as well.  Porn star Taylor Wane will tell you how much she’s enjoying your company while she keeps your piston firing.  Seriously.  We can’t make that up – you need to click here to see it.

It doesn’t take a doctor to tell you that giving the tonsils a wet willy is a great way to blow off some steam, but Ol’ Doc Joc thinks he’s created a vent that will let you blow.  Doc Joc’s Incredible Jack Off is just plain intense:

“Doc Jocs Incredible Jack-Off device is a vibrating wonder pump with a textured silicone sleeve that simulates oral sex. Requires 2 AA size batteries, not included.

The good Doc is there for when you have no uvula to knock around

Getting a great blowjob has never been so easy all you have to do is slide your cock into the pump and crank up the vibes for a totally orgasmic masturbation experience!”

What’s that? You say you really aren’t ALL THAT into blowjobs?  Well, why on earth would you want a blowjob simulator.  We understand.  Some guys are just nookie hounds – not that there’s anything wrong with that – and need something to simulate that feeling.  No problem.  Check out our complete line of masturbators for the sensation you want.

Or, you could just go straight for the Vagina, which rhymes with angina, which feels like a heart attack, which is what you’ll simulate when you get your hands on a little Fatty D!

“CyberSkin with Virtual Touch technology creates a soft pussy, with a tight opening and snug love tunnel. Innovative, realistic fleshy folds of skin. Gents can live out their Big Beautiful Woman fantasies.

Warning SERIOUS BOOM BOOM in this box

Full pussy lips and snug ribbed love tunnel. Hand painted pink pussy. Soft, ample thighs unlike anything else on the market. Gents can let her be on top– at 7.8 pounds (124.8 oz.) she feels ultra realistic. Open ended love tunnel. Waterproof. Phthalate free.

9 x 9.5 x 4.5 (22.75 cm x 24 cm x 11.5 cm).”

Ok, we’re a little off our subject of blowjob simulators, but Ms. Flores is worth it!

So check out our Sex Toys for Men category, guys.  It’s a toys for the boys split, bordered by orgasms and a cute, curvy red head on the top!  And get your socks off, man, with these beauties, you don’t need traction!

What are you doing reading this line? You should be shopping for a blowjob simulator already!

I’m a big fan of April Flores and was thrilled to get a look at the recent exhibit that featured the April Flores Voluptuous Pussy from Topco.

Sadly, I’m an East Coast gal and I won’t be able to see this for myself, but here’s the info in case you’re luckier than I!

SAN FRANCISCO—The art exhibit featuring April Flores’ Voluptuous CyberSkin Pussy replica from Topco Sales is traveling to Good Vibrations’ Polk Street Gallery in San Francisco for a Sept. 16 showing.

The exhibit is curated by Carlos Batts and sponsored by Topco Sales. The event takes place as part of Good Vibrations’ 2009 Indie Erotic Film Fest and also serves as a DVD pre-release celebration for Glamazons, an artistically explicit DVD from Heartcore Films, which is scheduled for release Sept. 28.

“BBW fans are going to think they’ve died and gone to heaven,” Carlos Batts said. “We have all eight of the artists that participated in the first exhibit at La Luz de Jesus [in Los Angeles] in May, and we’ve added five new local artists from the San Francisco area. The best part of all is that it’s free and open to the public.”

Artists scheduled to participate in the upcoming San Francisco exhibit include Axis, Carlos Batts, COOP, Jim Mahfood, Kime Buzzelli, Kozy, Dan, Small Paul, Brian Donnelly, Stephan Kasner, Zak Smith, Dr. Carol Queen and Dr. Robert M. Lawrence.

“The first show here in Los Angeles was a hit, thanks in part to the colorful nature of our city’s inhabitants,” said Desiree Duffie, director of marketing and public relations for Topco Sales. “I can only imagine an art show this provocative in nature will be even better received in San Francisco. Topco Sales employs so many artists and creative-minded individuals; we are all excited to see what the five new artists bring to the table at this second exhibit.”

The April Flores’ Love Toy Art Show and Glamazons DVD Release Party is scheduled for 5-7 p.m. Wednesday, Sept. 16. Admission is free and the event is open to the public at the Good Vibrations Polk Street Gallery, located at 1620 Polk St., San Francisco.

Guys, you can go ahead and read this to get the details, but you’re going to want this toy.  Seriously.  My time with this toy hit a 9.8 on the get-off-o-meter, only because I deducted .2 points for it not actually being April Flores.  This toy is simply awesome.

April Flores

For starters, when you start out with a fantasy toy that is based on someone as hot as “Fatty Delicious,” you’re going to enjoy the mental side of the affair.  April Flores is fabulously beautiful and incredibly sexy.  To make sure that I was totally into things, I went to Hotmovies and started her film “Glamazons.” That was a great idea.  After that, it was all in on happiness.

The toy is substantial and even has her ultra sexy curves for the realistic effect.  If you’re a guy who likes the curvy woman, you’ll love this toy.  Topco Sales and Wildfire made this one feel completely realistic.  Oh, and if you really like your women curvy, you’ll love the little jiggle this gives when you move it around.

It feels soft and smooth to the touch.  The vagina is ultra realistic, smooth and is so comfortable on penetration.  Unlike some “realistic” toys, this one actually does feel like the real thing, inside and out.  Some of them have a great internal feel and not so great outside.  And some are the opposite.  This one is great inside and out.

A couple of things to keep in mind: Lube and lube.  You’ll want to lube this one well to get the full effect.  And it does warm up well while you’re using it.

I’ll spare you all of the sordid details, but you should know that this toy and I have started a beautiful friendship.  And I have a new crush on April Flores.  The best of both worlds, watch and play, that’s what April and her toy provide!

This toy will be in stock soon on Sextoys.com.