The 11 Inch Jackhammer

If you’ve been checking in regularly, you know that we’ve been making a lot of changes to the site to make shopping easier and products easier to find.  Our most recent change is going to make Size Queens very happy with us.  We’ve revamped our anal category and added two new categories in it.  Now you can find Anal Sex Necessities, which includes lubes, condoms, anal douches and other necessities.

The other group of anal sex toys is our Extreme Anal Toys category!  That’s right, if you love your anal toys big, we’ve got the hottest long, wide and around anal sex toys packed into one category to make shopping them easier.

Take the Jackhammer (It is there for the taking), for instance:

Contoured to look like a real cock, this jackhammer is beyond human reality at 11 inches.

Let the Jackhammer bring you size and fantasy with a touch of realism, its bulbous tip and textured shaft, complete with a ball sac will make a seasoned users mouth water. This chocolate delight will have you aching from head to toe.

This monster and many others like it are now easier to find than ever, and a click or two away from being in your hands, delivered in a plain box for complete discretion.  You can have all the Size Queen adventures you want from anal dildos to butt plugs and you won’t need to browse through the beginner anal sex toys to find them.

Flexi Felix Anal Toy

A common question that relates to adult play asks whether or not anal stimulation can lead to orgasm.  We’ve covered all kinds of orgasms in this blog, from what seem to be random orgasms, to Extended Massive Orgasm.  And as regular readers know, different people will experience stimulation in many different ways.  Orgasms can occur because of a variety of stimulations.

But can you achieve an anal orgasm because of anal stimulation.  Our answer?  Sure, why couldn’t you have an orgasm because of anal stimulation?

As we covered in our discussion of analingus, not all anal stimulation is safe, so you have to be careful when you engage in anal play or anal sex.  But most anal stimulation is perfectly safe, provided you take the proper precautions for you and your partner.  Let’s go over a few points to keep things fun.

Anal Sex – Basic Steps for Fun and Safety

First, everyone has to relax.  Your first anal experience should be an easy, comfortable time.  Going straight from never having had anal sex to full blown penetration could turn into a painful lesson in patience.  Taking a few steps one by one is a good plan for your first time.  Relaxing could be as simple as a good massage, lots of foreplay and even a tasty adult beverage before you get started.  Once everyone is “in the groove,” you can proceed to experimenting.

Next, have a good supply of lubricant on hand.  The anus provides no natural lubrication, so you need to use as much lube as it takes to make things comfortable (that amount will vary from one person to the next).  If you are using latex gloves or condoms, make sure that you ONLY use a water-based lubricant.  If you use oil or silicone based lube on latex, you’ll be in for a melting, gooey surprise.

Why would latex gloves be involved?  Easy, you might want to get your partner used to anal stimulation gently.  Using a single finger for gentle penetration allows your partner to get used to the sensation.  Another option is to get an anal beginner’s kit that has graduated anal plugs so that you can take your time and go easy.

Juli Ashton Anal Beginner Kit

One other important idea: Masturbating your partner, or having your partner masturbate as you experiment with these sensations allows your partner to create an association between anal sex and orgasm.  This can lead to even more intense orgasms as the anal stimulation becomes more familiar.

Those are the standard rules for getting started.  Now we’ll break things up a little for women and men.  The approaches can be different for either sex, so we’ll separate them to make it simple.

Anal Sex Ideas for Women

Four Seasons Condoms

Once you’ve taken the time to become accustomed to anal stimulation, you’ll probably want to branch into anal sex. Most people automatically assume that this means hit the hands and knees and go straight to doggie style anal sex.  Often, that’s the worst way to get started.  Women might want to start anal sex in a classic “Cowgirl” position, where the woman is on top and in control of the penetration.

Missionary is also another great option for anal sex.  It limits the depth of penetration, and it’s definitely more intimate than doggie style as you and your partner try a whole new experience.  Again, during anal sex it is perfectly fine to masturbate, and some people swear by Bullets to achieve intense, body shaking orgasms.

You may find that you don’t need a bullet or masturbation.  It is quite possible to have an orgasm with only anal stimulation alone.  There are no rules, other than to be safe and have fun.

And if things get uncomfortable, just stop and come back to it another time!

Anal Sex Ideas for Men

Your new best friend Bob

You’re too macho for back door play, eh?  All that tells us is that you haven’t had a prostate massage induced orgasm.  Have one of those and get back to us on the macho stuff (we suspect you’ll be asking our experts which prostate massager is right for you).  Anal stimulation is great for women, but some men just can’t get enough either.

Some gay and bisexual men enjoy anal play together, but you don’t have to be gay or bisexual to enjoy anal stimulation.  The growing number of men buying strap ons tells us that straight men have caught on to the joys of anal sex too.  Now, here’s where we find a common bickering point.  Is there a difference between an anal orgasm and a prostate orgasm?  Do you really care?  We don’t.

If something is safe and makes you come, it doesn’t really matter what caused it scientifically.  Guys, you differ from women slightly.  The prostate is just inside your anus, right above your perineum (the area between your scrotum and anus).  It pays to be careful around the prostate.  If you’re going to have your partner use fingers for warm up, watch out for fingernails!  And remember that the prostate is sensitive.

Prostate massagers can give you a knee buckling, drooling and mind numbing orgasm like you’ve never experienced.  If your partner learns how to manipulate one to please you, be careful.  She’ll have the power to make you her love slave.  The rules on prostate massage are pretty simple.  If you have prostate issues, don’t do it.  Otherwise, you’ll want gentle, steady strokes on your prostate until you come.  It takes varying times, but if you’re patient, you’ll get the big prize.

Take a break from being the big doggie and give her some fun too

Same as with anal sex, you can masturbate during anal stimulation to get the best of both worlds.  In fact, you can folow the same rules as a woman.  Heck, give her a strap on, lube up, grab a masturbator and get completely freaky.  You can use your imagination to have a ball.  Plus, she might like a break from the mundane and an opportunity to play the role of Big Doggie!

Enjoy it, and if it gets uncomfortable, stop and come back to it later.

So we know anal orgasm is possible.  We know anal sex can be perfectly safe.  We know that many people enjoy it all the time.  All that’s left is for you to get busy enjoying it!

Ecstasy

See the first review HERE!

It’s me, the over-valued and under-worked intern with another toy review for you to consider. Or, if you’d prefer a different and slightly more accurate introduction, this is the story of the first thing I’ve ever had shoved up my ass. Either way, what you’re about to read will probably not shock you or stir deep-rooted connections to the human consciousness or anything like that. If, however, it compels you to buy this product (or any one of the other thousands of excellent products we offer, for that matter), then I guess my anal virginity was not lost in vain.

So when Bill sat down at his desk with an inconspicuous brown parcel and a  look on his face, I knew I was in for… something. Calling over a few people, he lined up a row of dildos, dongs, and butt plugs from Adam & Eve and told us each to choose one. “Great,” I thought to myself, “I’m not getting out of this one.” In truth, I probably could have cited any number of reasons to avoid having to take home the 11″ ‘Eve’s Ecstasy’ double-dong that I eventually chose. There’s something about the thought of bringing home a kinky toy to the girlfriend that kicked the angel on my shoulder screaming “NO!” directly in the throat. And so I tossed my new friend into my bag and headed home.

Before I go any further, let’s clear the air a bit. I am, and forever into the foreseeable future will be, a happy and loving heterosexual man (See: Men, Anal Sex Toys and an Odd Question for more details). I also, as I mentioned previously, have a girlfriend who is wonderful in all respects, if only slightly timid in bed.

Looking at the (from my perspective) gigantic pink and purple double-dong (7″x 1″ long side, 4″x1 ½ ” “choad” side, in case you’re wondering) in my hand, waiting for my girlfriend to get home from work, I realized something. This was either going to be the best night of my life or the worst. There would be no shades of grey – I was either going to be pink or purple.  I examined the heads of both shafts – it turns out the entire dong is pretty non-descript. The thin, pink side has a small penis head and the purple side has a larger penis head. A few veins etched into the purple side round out the bells and whistles – this dong is a case of form and function being one.

When my girlfriend (who we’ll call Angela for the sake of humanization) came home we used some toy cleaner on the dong and went straight to the bedroom. A little foreplay eased the mood. Angela’s no stranger to dongs and dildos, but doesn’t particularly like them – something about not being the “real thing.” I was just plain scared. She chose the pink side – the long, thin end – for me, and she took the purple choad for herself. With the  application of a healthy amount of water-based lubricant and a deep breath we each inserted our respective ends into their appropriate orifices in an awkward piledriver-cowgirl position.

Tingle. Tingle. That’s pretty much all I could feel throughout my entire body for the first few seconds. Angela was laughing at my sour face as I tried to comprehend what, exactly, this new sensation was. I imagined that it was 1869 and the laborers of the Transcontinental Railroad had just finished boring their newest rail tunnel in my ass. I frantically wiped the exposed portion of my end with my finger and examined my hand for blood. A sticky, lubricated, yet bloodless hand assuaged my fear that I would forever be a method of crossing the Appalachian Mountains underground.

Maybe next time

It started to feel good. Gripping the flared dividing point of the toy, I handled the pumping (an easy enough thing to do, for those who’ve not experienced it) back and forth of our new friend between us while Angela jerked me off. I’d love to tell you where all that cum came from. Unfortunately, my eyes were nailed shut in the ecstasy of sexual release so I cannot personally verify that there was not another cock in the room at that time covering just about everything in the room with strings of sticky goo. My hand, too, fell asleep on the job. I’m guessing that Angela picked up the slack because my ass was still being pounded and I soon felt the warm rush of her orgasm on my inner thigh.

When we had finished cleaning the toy a little while later, I asked Angela what she thought about it. She told me that it had made her cum, but it wasn’t thick enough and that she’d prefer the “real thing” any day of the week. I asked if by “real thing” she meant a cock, and the look in her eyes told me that she thought I was an idiot. She then told me I could lie in my review and say she thought it was better than anything else in the world if it would make me look good and help move the product – but I’m not that kind of guy. Her eyes did light up when I told her it was probably the most intense orgasm I ever had, and a smile creepily stretched across her thin lips (which means that our new friend will be a mainstay of our sex life from here on).  Later that night I spent some alone time with the toy. I tried the purple end, and the 1 ½ ” thickness didn’t really feel all that big inside me either. I shot another huge load and pumped it in and out a few times before going to sleep a very happy man.

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So… that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Angela and I love our Eve’s Ecstasy and I think you will too if you choose to buy it, dear reader. However, I’m probably not the most-qualified person to recommend a toy that’s traditionally designed for female/female intercourse – or at least meant for anal aficionados of the male variety. I mean, think about it – would you trust a first year economics student to recommend you a stock for your portfolio?  I’ve got no idea how this product compares with other similar products. The cynical/naive part of me is thinking that when it comes to dongs without bells and whistles (twists, ribs, bumps – of those features the Adam and Eve double dong is quite bereft) there really can’t be too much of a difference. All I can tell you about this particular product is that it’s crafted well and serves the purpose for which it’s intended. Anything else I could tell you would be my personal opinion.

If you want that, then I’ll tell you I love this product for the new intimacy it’s brought to my relationship with Angela and its sentimental value for being my first. And maybe (this is for those in heterosexual relationships) if you or your man are anything like me you’ll want to try it after reading my story. Thank you for your time and long live anal play.

Anal Blu

Ready to add anal play to your repertoire, but worried about discomfort?  If you’ve read this blog for a while, you should know that discomfort in anal play is unnecessary, but we understand your concern.  Anal Blu can ease your worries and make things easier the first time.  From Nass Walk:

“This European formula is non-staining, blue desensitizing lubricant which assists in relaxation and performance.

Turns pain into pleasure by making insertion easier without the discomfort. Apply a small amount of Anal Blu to the rectal area prior to penetration then wait a few minutes for desensitization to take place. Handy Travel size. Active ingredient is Benzocaine USP 7.5% with other ingredients.”

Of course, readers know that we still suggest that you take your time getting used to anal sensation, and we strongly suggest that anal play doesn’t begin with outright penetration.  But once you’ve warmed up to the idea and experimented with the fun, then Anal Blue can make a difference for those who are still a little worried.  You can also find a complete line of desensitizing lubricants here.

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Not a good place to start

Anal play can be a fun and exciting new part of your sexual repertoire, but you’ll want to make sure to follow a few simple guidelines to keep it safe and prevent a bad experience. If you’ve never experienced anal play, the key to enjoying it is to do it right – from your first try – and in this case, right means careful. Many people have rushed into anal play without taking the proper steps to prepare, and the end result was either painful, or just unenjoyable.

Taking these steps can save you from discomfort and a ruined play time:

Secret 1 – Relax.

Never try anal play for the first time when you are streesed, anxious, nervous or overly excited.  Anal play requires relaxation to make sure that you can avoid pain.  Taking a hot bath together, or a good massage can help.  As you relax, you will then be able to relax your sphincter muscle to facilitate easy entry.  If you are too nervous, or anxious, you will tighten that muscle, leading to a painful experience.

Secret 2 – Think Lube.

Before you experiment with penetration, use as much lube as you can.  When you think you’ve added enough, add a little more.  The anus does not provide any natural lubrication, so if you don’t use enough lubricant, you can end up with tears in the skin and a painful outcome.  As you continue with anal play, stop and add more lube if you feel any discomfort.

Secret 3 – Start Small.

The last thing you’ll want to do is to insert something large during your first try – or first few tries – at anal play.  If you have a partner, have him use his finger or a small butt plug to get a feel for penetration.  As you relax and become comfortable with the sensation, you can then move on to partnered penetration, or larger toys.  Always take your time to become comfortable before you move on.

Secret 4 – Position Matters with a Partner.

Many people envision doggie style when thinking about anal sex.  This may be a bad idea for a beginner, because this position facilitates maximum penetration.  Start with the missionary position, having your partner lift your legs to facilitate penetration.  Your partner will then be better able to gauge your comfort based on your expressions, and this is also more intimate and fun too!

Secret 5 – Take it Slow.

Hard and fast anal play – like people see in porn movies – is not a good idea for a beginner.  You need to go slow and easy to fully appreciate the sensations, be aware of your lubrication and to prevent painful results because you can’t stop fast enough.  Taking it slow is key to getting the most from your anal play.

Now, we should add the proviso for new readers, that you should always use a condom for anal play.  Condoms can prevent the spread of STIs and bacterial infections.

Once you are comfortable with anal play, you can try new positions and sensations.  Using these secrets will get you on your way to a new, exciting repertoire.