Sexy lingerie.

Black Bondage Kit (lite kink).

Black Breath Play Hood (hard kink).

Black Hand Solo Stroker.

Black Patent PVC Harness.

Black Power Bullet Breeze.

All new products in all sorts of colors.

Think Wii meets sex toys.  With each vibrator comes a wireless remote control that is powered/controlled by motion.  There is even a little motor in the remote control that responds to your motion as well!  This way you know what the person on the other end is feeling.  There are 2 modes.  Mode 1 allows you to tilt the controller from horizontal to vertical to adjust speed and intensity.  Mode 2 allows you to get crazy and shake, twirl and wiggle the remote in a Wii-like fashion.  Fun!

All of the vibrators in the SenseMotion line are waterproof and have a remote range of over 30 feet!  That’s THIRTY FEET!

“Taini is a landmark creation for couples the world over a luxurious addition to your love life. Can be worn by women during intercourse or for an intimate hands-free experience. Featuring revolutionary SenseMotion technology with a wireless remote a simple flick of the wrist will adjust vibration patterns at any time you choose. More than this the waterproof silicone design and smooth flexible form brings absolute comfort to both partners Makes a great experience even better while setting a new standard for couples massagers in the world today.”

“Lyla is the premium egg -like massager in the world today to be enjoyed or worn internally for a range of thrilling sensations. Featuring Lelo’s pioneering SenseMotion technology and a wireless remote with a range of up to 39 feet, powerful vibration patterns are adjusted by the controller with a simple tilt of the hand. Meanwhile a discreet motor inside the controller mirrors Lylas vibrations to show what a partner is feeling. Wonderfully quiet, fully waterproof, and rechargeable with a beautifully smooth design, Lyla brings an array of untold possibilities in couples play.”

“Oden is the most sophisticated couples ring ever made featuring an industry first with SenseMotion technology and wireless remote that allows you to change vibrations with a tilt of your hand. Delivering more intimacy and control than ever before the unique and flexible design is coated in the smoothest silicone to bring greater comfort to the man while the near silent vibrations allow for intimate enjoyment by both partners. Fully waterproof and rechargeable with motion-control settings and all the guarantees you expect. No others couples ring offers this kind of sensual experience.”

While these vibes can totally be used during solo play, they are quite perfect for couples’ play.  Treat yourselves!

I’m going to go ahead and start with my favorite of them all, The Vamp.  This is Tantus‘s version of the vampire cock.  It sparkles.  It makes me happy.  It is 6.75 inches of pastie undead silicone goodness.  Pthalates free an hypoallergenic per usual.  It is harness compatible so you can put your fangs in, strap it on and play out all of your Twilight Pegging fantasies to your nerdy little heart’s content.

This one’s for you, dudes.  Painfully awful pun intended.  Not to say the boys can’t use The Vamp, but the Succu Dry is most def a boy toy.  Female bodied peeps, if you can figure out a way to use this vampy Fleshlight, get it done!  Modeled after Masuimi Max’s pretty mouth (and fangs), the SD is made from the patented Real Feel Super Skin material with “The Fang” textured tunnel.  Don’t worry, it’s soft and oh so tight.  It will make jacking off in a can more awesome than you could have ever imagined.

It’s actually the coffin case that makes the Death By Orgasm: Werewolf Silver so appealing.  The name is pretty catchy as well.  I have to give it to LoveHoney, that was some good marketing!  Jokes aside, they LH makes some quality products and this little bullet vibe has enough power to get you off, espeically if yo’re a fan of external clitoral stim.  I’m a firm believer in having a bullet vibe on hand for times when you just need a little something simple in your masturbation mix.  I’m thinking you might as well go with one that comes with a storage case.  A coffin storage case.

Happy vampire sex toy shopping!

We are offering 20% off of all of our Halloween Costumes!  This most sacred of all holidays is coming up super fast, so I suggest you hurry up get your order in post haste.  Don’t be the jerk that asks for candy in your t-shirt and jeans.  That’s just lame.  Instead, wear a sexy something or other to get your trick or treat on.  Plus, all costumes are on SALE!  Here are a few examples of what you could strut your candy-eating-ass in this Halloween.

Perhaps this isn’t exactly what the True Blood vamps where, but it’s sexy.

Vampire Vixen Dress

What up, gangsta?!?!?

Mafia Mistress Costume

Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?

Red Riding Hood Costume

My personal favorite…

Nun Costume

And for the gentleman in your life:

The Classy Beer Schlong Costume

There are so many more to choose from, so get to shopping so that you’ll be sure to receive your costume in time!

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Avast!  We are offering a 15% off discount on our favorite pirate products!  Around here we get pretty excited about talking like pirates all day (yes, we’re that awesome) and we wanted to extend our enthusiasm.  For today only, get 15% off  a Pirate Pin Up Costume, I Rub My Duckie Pirate Travel Vibrator and the Pirate Pendant Vibe!  You can order the costume to arrive just in time for Halloween and well, the other toys are fun all year long.  You don’t have to talk like Captain Jack Sparrow to play with them, but it would probably make your experience even better.

Buy one or all of the products below and get in on the pirate-y goodness.  This is a one day sale, so get shopping.  Arrr!

Not your size? Click on your size below!

The Pirate Pin Up Costume is available in Small, Medium, Large and Extra Large.  Just click on your size to for more information!

Rub Your Pirate Duckie!

The I Rub My Duckie Travel Pirate is incredibly discrete and easy to travel with, but it also does its job as a great little vibrator that will definitely shiver your timbers!

Pirate Pendant Vibe: A sex toy you can wear around your neck!

Another discrete vibrator, the Pirates Pendant Vibe is a wearable toy that you can hide in plain site!  It’s quite the treasure among the pirate booty.

This is a one day sale, so take advantage of this deal, mateys! After you’ve done your shopping, be sure to find out more about talking like a pirate!