Well thank goodness the elections are over.  We hope your favorite person won, but either way, if you’re like us, you’ve had to put up with months on end of blowhards telling you who to vote for, why and why it matters.  Sure elections are important, but we weenies would rather get the blowhards gone and get on with the BLOWJOBS!  That’s where a good blowjob bib comes in handy.

You read that correctly, say hello to the BLOWJOB BIB:

Heavy loads are the best

“This wide bib is perfect for a gag gift for the fellatio aficionado in your life. Simply tie behind the neck and get down to business!

Made of terry cloth, this absorbent and machine-washable bib is trimmed in pink with the words “Equipped To Handle Heavy Loads” in pink block lettering in the center. Color: White, Pink Type: Bib / Gag Material: Terrycloth.”

You know you want one!

Joanna Angel

This week, Weenie Wednesday features an angel.  Ok, so it’s not an “angel,” it’s Joanna Angel.  Ok, so it’s not Joanna Angel, it’s a part of her.  Ok, so its not exactly a part of her… Ah, nevermind.  Let’s get to the point.  Most weenies will never have a chance to experience Joanna Angel.

However, Burning Angel by Topco has made weenies everywhere able to simulate the Joanna Angel experience with the Joanna Angel Vibrating Cyberskin Doggy Style Pussy and Ass.  Say that fast three times.  You may not be able to say it, but you’ll be doing it three times (and more) real fast.  Forward (or rear, as the case may be) thinking weenies report that this one is a pleasure.

And the rear thinking weenies know what they’re talking about!

It feels as good as it looks

The Joanna Angel Vibrating Cyberskin Doggy Style Pussy and Ass:

“Joanna Angel’s Vibrating CyberSkin Pussy and Ass with Virtual Touch technology is hand-painted for realistic detail with separate, ribbed love tunnels and a powerful five-speed love bullet.

Comes complete with Joanna’s actual tattoos for even more realistic pleasure. Takes three AA batteries, sold separately.”

Get one today!

It’s time to “stud up” your weenie!  This week, get 25% off the Kinky Cock Ring and Ball Harness.  This is one way to make the family jewels shine and turn your partner on.

Kinky Cock Ring and Ball Harness

“Flexible, lightweight neoprene cockring with ball harness provides a snug, comfortable fit and also features metal snaps for multiple size adjustments.” – Check it out!  And remember that you get it for 25% off for this week only!

We’re taking a break from Weenie Wednesday this week to focus on Breast Cancer Awareness Month.  We’ll be back next week with more from Weeniedom.

This review of the Silicone Lover’s Arouser Bunny is sanctioned by His Majesty, Emperor Weenie.  In honor of a favorable review, Sextoys.com is offering this awesome bunny at 25% off for the next week.

Show Me The Bunny

October 6, 2010, Weeniedom – Hooboy “Captain” Happy reporting:

With the help of my faithful assistant, Princess HooHoo, I am proud to report that I have found a new secret weapon in the weenie arsenal – the Silicone Lover’s Arouser Bunny!  Weenies, if you’ve ever had the thought (and I know you have) “Boy, I sure do envy her rabbit,” take heart.  This bunny, while insufficiently masculine in it’s pink color, will absolutely change the course of any day or night operations you undertake.

Right out of the box, this one is a winner.  It had no stinky smell, it is well built and everything was in working order.  The sleeve portion (our body armor) stretches very well, and the bullet slides right into the bunny part of the sex toy.  The nubs along the sleeve are soft, yet firm enough to give extra sensation when you’re all the way in.  Also, the bunny has nubs running down it for extra stimulation for her.

The bullet is powerful and fairly quiet.  But the best part of the bullet is that it will make every weenie vibrate, so we, the weenies, and the rabbit are vibrating simultaneously.  It’s amazing!  It’s like turning every weenie into the perfect rabbit vibrator.  Now, I will say that some love to your princess, and some lube are required to make this operation go off without any hitches.

And, it is better to approach this mission from the bottom.  I tried a few angles, but watching the action from below while she was in ecstasy was the best angle of all.  And hoo boy, was there some action.  She was definitely having some fun courtesy of weeniedom.

On a related note, all of the nubs along the shaft are great for caressing the G-spot at full penetration.  All weenies can do that math: clitoral stimulation + labial vibration + G-spot stimulation + a little weenie magic = ONE SERIOUSLY HAPPY PRINCESS.  Weenies, do not get caught in the field without this weapon at your disposal.

Get the Silicone Lover’s Arouser Bunny for 25% of this week!