I received a visit from the sex toy fairy who decided to grant my latest wish! The O Honey by Screaming O was handed to me and I began to smile.
O Honey
When I first held the actual product in my hand, I wondered if the tiny little jelly coated vibrator was going to live up to my dreams. It was light weight and looked a little like something out of the Matrix. Remember the squirming mechanical scorpion with flailing tentacles that crawled into Neo’s body via his belly button? Yep, that’s it. I decided that upon flipping the switch if it started to wiggle, it was a no go. All was safe.
The one speed switch was easy to locate and turn on, even in the dark. I was effortlessly able to differentiate the hard plastic control from the rest of the jelly toy. As directed, I placed my pinky finger through the ring and laid my hand flat on my lower stomach. I placed the vibrating honey pot on my clit. The ribbed texture of the vibrating end is said to ensure “a perfect lock fit on the clitoris by anchoring to the labia”. In actuality, the toy moves around a bit while staying in the general desired region. The intentions were good, but when I think of an anchor, I think of something that attaches a ship to the bottom of the ocean. Jelly just doesn’t do the same thing. I simply applied pressure with my hand for the desired effect.
The O Honey had a moderate, but tolerable level of noise. It didn’t sound like a swarm of bees was about to fly out of the honey pot, so that was comforting. The motor was a bit erratic. It had random pulsations that occurred from time to time. I wasn’t terribly distracting.
As for solo play, it works well for a simple one speed vibe, except for its erratic behavior. It wouldn’t be my first choice, but I was surprised at how much I did enjoy it for a small toy. I generally like toys that cover more surface area, but the softness of the jelly combined with just the right amount of buzz actually made it quite pleasurable. As for the loop and the bead like attachment, they didn’t really play a part in the function of the toy. Well, except of course for looking like the Matrix bug.
At this point, my self proclaimed sex toy testing assistant, my boyfriend, was ready to help me further my assessment. During intercourse, the toy moved around even more. My assistant held it in place for me. This is fine I suppose, but still, I was promised a lock fit! Again, I liked the small size. Bulky toys can get in the way or be uncomfortable when they are made of hard plastic. The O Honey isn’t a good idea for any acrobatic positions. Save the reverse pile driver for use with a strap on vibe, or anal toy. However, when it comes to the good old fashioned missionary position, it actually takes you to the land instant orgasmic sexual bliss. I know. I was surprised too. Again, it had nothing to do with the ring. With our bodies pressed together, it stayed in place. Because of its tininess and soft texture, I only felt the vibration that came from it, not the toy itself.
Was I screaming O Honey? Whatever I was screaming was not part of the English language. O face? I am pretty sure that I used muscles in my face that had never been used before. It was a good thing that it didn’t take too long to reach orgasmic ecstasy. The motor only lasts 30 minutes. This isn’t terribly convenient, but like all toys it has its place. It is meant for one time use and is only $10.99.
The O Honey had a few downfalls, but what can I really complain about when I had jaw locking, toe spreading, nail digging orgasm?
As for my Sunday wishes: I wish for a Screaming Ovation at this Saturday’s burlesque show!
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