That’s right.  When you think Halloween, you think dildos and pocket vaginae.  Don’t even act like you don’t.  Don’t act like you don’t like the plural of vagina, either.

I’m going to go ahead and start with my favorite of them all, The Vamp.  This is Tantus‘s version of the vampire cock.  It sparkles.  It makes me happy.  It is 6.75 inches of pastie undead silicone goodness.  Pthalates free an hypoallergenic per usual.  It is harness compatible so you can put your fangs in, strap it on and play out all of your Twilight Pegging fantasies to your nerdy little heart’s content.

This one’s for you, dudes.  Painfully awful pun intended.  Not to say the boys can’t use The Vamp, but the Succu Dry is most def a boy toy.  Female bodied peeps, if you can figure out a way to use this vampy Fleshlight, get it done!  Modeled after Masuimi Max’s pretty mouth (and fangs), the SD is made from the patented Real Feel Super Skin material with “The Fang” textured tunnel.  Don’t worry, it’s soft and oh so tight.  It will make jacking off in a can more awesome than you could have ever imagined.

It’s actually the coffin case that makes the Death By Orgasm: Werewolf Silver so appealing.  The name is pretty catchy as well.  I have to give it to LoveHoney, that was some good marketing!  Jokes aside, they LH makes some quality products and this little bullet vibe has enough power to get you off, espeically if yo’re a fan of external clitoral stim.  I’m a firm believer in having a bullet vibe on hand for times when you just need a little something simple in your masturbation mix.  I’m thinking you might as well go with one that comes with a storage case.  A coffin storage case.

Happy vampire sex toy shopping!

I’m a huge advocate of bullet vibes and I’m so excited to see the Ro-80mm Chrome Bullet has found it’s way onto our Best Seller list! It’s a super powerful little toy that’s great for a quick O, perfect for couples play and travel sized.

Ammunition for Lovers…

Take aim and fire with the Worlds most powerful micro vibe. Pin point accurate stimulation at the press of a button.

100% waterproof, the RO-80MM provides targeted relief even in the hot tub. 1 x 1.5V LR1 / N Size / AM5 battery supplied.

If you’re looking for a powerful vibe in a small and shiny package, you should definitely check out this Rocks Off bullet. Plus, with all of the wet and wild times summer promises, it’s perfect!

No matter how many high-tech toys I own, I’m still a sucker for a simple egg vibe or pocket rocket. I mean, I love all the bells and whistles that come with a toy like the Gigi, but I really appreciate a simple toy that can bring me from zero to Oh My God quickly every time. When I saw the Sterling Collection Combo Pack from California Exotic, I was really excited because two bullets equal twice as much fun!

The first thing that stood out on this toy was that each bullet is controlled separately. That means that two people can enjoy the toy at the level of vibration that’s right for them! There’s nothing like a little mutual masturbation to set the mood and this toy makes it easy as pie. Of course, if you’re greedy you can use one bullet to stimulate your clit while you or a partner teases with the other! Is it really possible to have too much of a good thing?

With seven levels of stimulation and a pretty powerful buzz, this toy is a cheap way to travel down the road to bliss over and over again. I really believe that multiple levels of vibration are key to any bullet vibe and this one definitely does the job.

Another cool thing about this toy is that each vibe unplugs from the controller, so you can update with different shaped accessories. I’m really interested in check out the Triple Tiered Silver Bullet. Anyways, both bullets included in this pack are made from ABS with silver plating, but there are other options if you’re interested in something different down the road.

Overall, this is a really cool toy that gives you options and that is never a bad thing. If you’re a fan of bullet vibes you should definitely think about doubling your pleasure. This would also be a great first toy for a friend!

I’m not surprised to find this Golden Triangle Silver Bullet Vibe in our top ten best sellers on the site.  I am a huge fan of this simple vibe and have to believe I’m not the only one out there!  Bullet vibes are great for travel because of their diminutive size and I love incorporating them into partnered play because they add a great buzz without dominating the action!  Their also really great for beginners because they aren’t intimidating at all, but are really great for a quick O.

This silver bullet is multi-speed, which is really important in my book, and has a separate power pack that allows the user to easily control the level of vibrations.  At under ten bucks, you really can’t beat this simple but effective toy.

Click on the image to check out the Silver Bullet or head over to the site and browse our complete selection of Egg and Bullet vibes!

No matter how many fancy vibes I acquire, I’ll always have a place in my toy box for a basic bullet vibe. Sometimes a girl just needs a quick buzz and nothing gets it done like these reliable little toys! When I saw this adorable variation of one of my favorite toys, I knew I had to get my hands on one!

The MiVibe has transformed the traditional bullet into a toy that’s perfect for a night on the town, especially if you’re the daring type that isn’t afraid to make one hell of a sexy statement! The folks over at BMS Enterprises have combined fashion with form to make a cute, yet insanely handy necklace. Of course, not everyone wants to wear there vibe around their neck, but what better accessory is there for a bachelorette party or night at the local sex club.

Now for the dirty details – this black bullet comes with a matching chain that detaches whenever you desire a little buzz. It’s really simple to use, the simple push button turns it on, cycles through the three (!) speeds and then turns it off again. It’s pretty standard stuff, but a lot of bullet vibes are only one speed so this one is pretty rad. The vibe is waterproof, which is definitely an added bonus for those of you who like to get wet and wild.

One nice touch I have to mention is the fact that they included not one, but two sets of batteries. Nothing sucks more than getting a new toy and realizing you don’t have whatever power source it needs to try it out. BMS has made sure I don’t need to worry about running out of juice for a while and I really appreciate it!

This is a really fun idea that works because the bullet vibe is really nice. It’s the perfect gift for your more adventurous girlfriends or a nice treat for yourself! Even if you can’t picture yourself ever wearing something like this out where the world can see it, don’t underestimate the power of wearing something like this out underneath a sweater where only you and your partner know about it!

Learn more about the MiVibe Necklace on Sextoys.com!

And now, because it’s hilarious, a MiVibe commercial!