No matter how many fancy vibes I acquire, I’ll always have a place in my toy box for a basic bullet vibe. Sometimes a girl just needs a quick buzz and nothing gets it done like these reliable little toys! When I saw this adorable variation of one of my favorite toys, I knew I had to get my hands on one!

The MiVibe has transformed the traditional bullet into a toy that’s perfect for a night on the town, especially if you’re the daring type that isn’t afraid to make one hell of a sexy statement! The folks over at BMS Enterprises have combined fashion with form to make a cute, yet insanely handy necklace. Of course, not everyone wants to wear there vibe around their neck, but what better accessory is there for a bachelorette party or night at the local sex club.

Now for the dirty details – this black bullet comes with a matching chain that detaches whenever you desire a little buzz. It’s really simple to use, the simple push button turns it on, cycles through the three (!) speeds and then turns it off again. It’s pretty standard stuff, but a lot of bullet vibes are only one speed so this one is pretty rad. The vibe is waterproof, which is definitely an added bonus for those of you who like to get wet and wild.

One nice touch I have to mention is the fact that they included not one, but two sets of batteries. Nothing sucks more than getting a new toy and realizing you don’t have whatever power source it needs to try it out. BMS has made sure I don’t need to worry about running out of juice for a while and I really appreciate it!

This is a really fun idea that works because the bullet vibe is really nice. It’s the perfect gift for your more adventurous girlfriends or a nice treat for yourself! Even if you can’t picture yourself ever wearing something like this out where the world can see it, don’t underestimate the power of wearing something like this out underneath a sweater where only you and your partner know about it!

Learn more about the MiVibe Necklace on Sextoys.com!

And now, because it’s hilarious, a MiVibe commercial!

Those of you who think a bullet vibe is a cheap little trinket that has no place in your bedroom had better think again!  The Grrl Toyz Jumbo Waterproof Bullet has taken one of the simplist sex toys out there and pumped it full of steroids.  The result is this big time buzzer that’s about 4x’s the size of a traditional bullet that’s built to please.

This multi-speed vibe is phthalates-free and the perfect vibe for sex toy newbies.  All you have to do is twist the base to turn this baby on and you’re well on your way to getting off with a bang!

Sorry boys, sometimes bigger is better!

Waterproof Duckie Massager

The Waterproof Duckie Massager is a great start to anyone’s wish list.  Everyone should have a bullet as a staple in their sex toy collection.  Why not make it a cute, no actually, a near nauseatingly adorable one?

While this little duckie is powerful enough to get you off with the quickness, the noise level is but a whisper.  Between the mere hum of the motor and small size, it is the perfect toy for discreet use and travel.  Leaving it on the edge of the tub will not have the same consequences as leaving out your Goliath dong.

My bullet is the only toy I keep separated from the rest of its sex toy family.  My vibes and dildos live in their chest in the closet.  My bullet lives in the top drawer of my night stand.  I like keeping it close for those pre-sleep urges to get off.  There is nothing like a good clitoral orgasm to get me sleeping like a drug induced bear during hibernation.

The Waterproof Duckie Massager would also work wonders during intercourse and strap-on play.  It would provide the perfect amount of external stimulation while getting filled with passionate propulsions of love… or lust.  Boys, this would also feel great on your perineum!

This vibe has two ridged nubs for better grip.  You know that will be useful once the party gets started.  The Waterproof Duckie Massager is also phthalates free!  This little quacker is inexpensive, so you will have plenty of room on your wish list for other toys like the Cone and Layaspot!
 
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The Berry Delight by Vibratex would make your special lady happier than a chocolate bunny any day.  This multi-speed egg vibrator has seven functions ranging from low vibration to super surging.  It is also

This little bundle of blue fun is waterproof.  She will be taking an extra long bath, so you may have to go on that Easter egg hunt alone.  In addition to being hypoallergenic, the Berry Delight is non-porous so at least cleaning will be a snap.
 
Put down the jelly beans and Peeps.  Get your love bunny the Berry Delight.  Then again, you could always wait until Sunday to find out how to get this egg and so much more!

California Exotic’s Silicone Slims Slimline Bullet is the perfect bullet vibe for sex toy newbies or those of you who are just looking for an inexpensive way to get off!

This cute little bullet is covered in TPR Silicone, which means it’s phthalate-free and body safe!  The small  bullet is designed to deliver powerful vibrations directly to your hot spot.  The multi-speed Slimline Bullet is controlled by the convenient slide controls on the powerpack.

Every woman should own a bullet, whether it’s for solo play or to add an extra punch to partnered play and this safe and affordable vibe is one we recommend!

Be sure to check out the rest of the Featured Products for Women at Sextoys.com!

I received a visit from the sex toy fairy who decided to grant my latest wish!  The O Honey by Screaming O was handed to me and I began to smile. 

O Honey

When I first held the actual product in my hand, I wondered if the tiny little jelly coated vibrator was going to live up to my dreams.  It was light weight and looked a little like something out of the Matrix.  Remember the squirming mechanical scorpion with flailing tentacles that crawled into Neo’s body via his belly button?  Yep, that’s it.  I decided that upon flipping the switch if it started to wiggle, it was a no go.  All was safe.
 
The one speed switch was easy to locate and turn on, even in the dark.  I was effortlessly able to differentiate the hard plastic control from the rest of the jelly toy. As directed, I placed my pinky finger through the ring and laid my hand flat on my lower stomach.  I placed the vibrating honey pot on my clit.  The ribbed texture of the vibrating end is said to ensure “a perfect lock fit on the clitoris by anchoring to the labia”.  In actuality, the toy moves around a bit while staying in the general desired region.  The intentions were good, but when I think of an anchor, I think of something that attaches a ship to the bottom of the ocean. Jelly just doesn’t do the same thing.  I simply applied pressure with my hand for the desired effect.

The O Honey had a moderate, but tolerable level of noise.  It didn’t sound like a swarm of bees was about to fly out of the honey pot, so that was comforting.  The motor was a bit erratic.  It had random pulsations that occurred from time to time.  I wasn’t terribly distracting.

As for solo play, it works well for a simple one speed vibe, except for its erratic behavior.  It wouldn’t be my first choice, but I was surprised at how much I did enjoy it for a small toy.  I generally like toys that cover more surface area, but the softness of the jelly combined with just the right amount of buzz actually made it quite pleasurable.  As for the loop and the bead like attachment, they didn’t really play a part in the function of the toy.  Well, except of course for looking like the Matrix bug.

At this point, my self proclaimed sex toy testing assistant, my boyfriend, was ready to help me further my assessment.  During intercourse, the toy moved around even more.  My assistant held it in place for me.  This is fine I suppose, but still, I was promised a lock fit!  Again, I liked the small size.  Bulky toys can get in the way or be uncomfortable when they are made of hard plastic.  The O Honey isn’t a good idea for any acrobatic positions.  Save the reverse pile driver for use with a strap on vibe, or anal toy.  However, when it comes to the good old fashioned missionary position, it actually takes you to the land instant orgasmic sexual bliss.  I know.  I was surprised too.  Again, it had nothing to do with the ring.  With our bodies pressed together, it stayed in place.  Because of its tininess and soft texture, I only felt the vibration that came from it, not the toy itself.
 
Was I screaming O Honey?  Whatever I was screaming was not part of the English language.  O face?  I am pretty sure that I used muscles in my face that had never been used before.  It was a good thing that it didn’t take too long to reach orgasmic ecstasy.  The motor only lasts 30 minutes.  This isn’t terribly convenient, but like all toys it has its place.  It is meant for one time use and is only $10.99.

The O Honey had a few downfalls, but what can I really complain about when I had jaw locking, toe spreading, nail digging orgasm?

As for my Sunday wishes: I wish for a Screaming Ovation at this Saturday’s burlesque show! 

Get Your Own O Honey Vibrating Sex Enhancer

O Honey Vibrating Sex Enhancer

O Honey, let me tell you about my latest wish!  Screaming O has a sweet treat to add to the bed boogie, the mattress mambo, the romp in the hay or for our purposes, putting the bee in the hive.  Whatever you call it, this toy could make intercourse more fun than a bee in a daisy field.

Using the O Honey seems fairly simple.  You lay the toy on your lower stomach and place the vibrating unit on your clitoris.  The ribbed silicone gel material allows the product to anchor to your labia.  This means the vibrating honey pot stays on your clit.  This sounds more like the jack pot to me!

The vibrations are said to be as intense as a buzzing bee that just had a double espresso.  That would be one cracked out bee.  There is only one speed, which is fine with me for a toy used during the pollination of my flower.  Once the party gets started I am not interested in fumbling with toys.  What was that about a honey do list?  It’s more like, honey, do me now!

The O Honey is made for one time use only.  This could be disappointing if I end up falling in love with this thing.  However, at the bargain price of $10.99, why not buy a few or even ten?  It comes with its own batteries!
 
Come back for the Sunday Sex Toy Review to find out if this toy makes me scream O Honey!  Also, Sarah will be interviewing Keith Caggiano from Screaming O Toys.

Get Your Own O Honey!

The Silver Bullet

Attention Beginners:

If you’ve never owned a sex toy and you’re wondering where to begin, let us offer this suggestion – The Silver Bullet!  This is the perfect little toy to use to try out new sensations and see how they feel.  And for under $5, you won’t beat the price.

That price is for today - 3/13/2009 – only!

From Golden Triangle:

“Multi-speed vibrating bullet with slide control power pack. Sold in bags, no box. This is a no frills, fun and easy to use sex toy.

It is a great choice for beginners.”

Like we suggest, learning what excites you is the key to finding the ultimate perfect toy.  This little experiment buddy could set you on your way to play time bliss.  Give it a try and we think you’ll agree!

Today’s addition to my Wish List is the grrl toyz Jumbo Waterproof Bullet by Topco.  I love bullets!

grrl toyz Jumbo Waterproof Bullet

Bullet vibrators are definitely one of my favorite types of vibrators.  They are simple and always get the job done right.  The shape of the bullet gives my favorite pressure points the love and attention they need.  With a Jumbo Bullet, I can cover more surface area.  This is right up my alley!

Waterproof?  Yes!  Get out of the way rubber duckie, this super sized bullet is about to make bath time lots of fun.  I fear I may look like a 90 year old lady who has spent far too much time drinking mai tais on the beach in South Florida by the time I get out of the tub.  I am going to need a jumbo water heater to go with my Jumbo Waterproof Bullet.  Wrinkled skin won’t stop my bathing-with-the-big-bullet fun, but cold water would really put a damper on my alone time.
 
This vibrator has a dial control, so no chords!   Wires and the like make me feel like a dolphin trapped in a net when attached to sex toys.  Batteries are included.  Of course they will have to be replaced eventually, but how great will it be use this toy as soon as I get it?  It will be pretty great in case you were wondering. Also, phthalates free!  I like keeping my precious parts safe from evil substances.

Hmm, a mai tai sounds good right about now.

Get Your Own grrl toyz Jumbo Waterproof Bullet

I have more toys than any one person reasonably needs.  This past weekend I was talking with friends about sex toys and, besides making a pact to clean house in the event of a tragedy so our parents don’t have to know how perverted we were, we talked about our first purchases.

Mine was a Cal Exotic’s Silver Bullet, recommended by a more experienced friend, that I picked up when myself and three friends piled into my used car and drove 40 minutes to the big city’s seedy sex shop.

This was before I knew that places like babeland  existed, before I’d ever heard of phthalates, and before I had much of a clue about my body!  I was a big fan of my silver bullet and it served me well until I stepped on the controller and broke it.  In retrospect, I should have taken better care of my room and my vibe – that was one of many lessons I learned in my early twenties!

In the many years since, I’ve definitely branched out, but I always have room for a bullet vibe in my toy box.  Sometimes in life, it’s the simple things…