I will admit to being a bit of a gadget freak when it comes to sex toys.  I love cutting edge technology when it’s used to help me get off and have been known to drool over the latest vibe that charges via USB port.  Of course, I’m no dummy when it comes to toys and also know that sometimes simple is the way to go!

The Jolie by Natural Contours is as pretty darn basic, but when it comes to a pocket rocket I think that extra features just get in the way.  This plastic vibe is totally portable at just four inches long and is perfect for travel.  There’s something to be said that a magic orgasm machine that fits in your pocket!  While it only has one speed, it’s pretty powerful, especially considering that this vibe runs on a single AA battery.

My favorite thing about the Jolie is that this little puppy is waterproof!  When you combine the smooth plastic tip of this vibrator with a cascade of warm water, the results are amazing.  I can only think of one better way to start off a day – a morning quickie – but there’s no reason you can’t incorporate this clitoral massager there!

With the Jolie, Natural Contours has taken the traditional pocket rocket and made it better.  It’s powerful, discreet and won’t break the bank.

The Pussy Pleaser

If you enjoy a versatile sex toy that can stimulate the clitoris – or your nipples – the Pussy Pleaser is an option you will appreciate.  Built to offer exciting stimulation that combines suction and vibration, it can simulate cunnilingus, or a soft tongue on the nipples.  From California Exotic:

“This is a soft jelly suction cup that fits snuggly on nipples or the clitoris. The textured nodules inside add stimulation and excitement to the vibrations. On the clitoris, they can simulate oral sex and on the nipples, they feel like the soft caress of a tongue.

It comes with a wired remote control that uses an easy to control dial function. Multi-speed vibrations let you find the perfect vibration that turns you on. Good for play alone or with a partner.”

These are all best sellers for a reason: they’re great fun to use and people love them!  See our complete line of clitoral toys.

O Honey Vibrating Sex Enhancer

O Honey, let me tell you about my latest wish!  Screaming O has a sweet treat to add to the bed boogie, the mattress mambo, the romp in the hay or for our purposes, putting the bee in the hive.  Whatever you call it, this toy could make intercourse more fun than a bee in a daisy field.

Using the O Honey seems fairly simple.  You lay the toy on your lower stomach and place the vibrating unit on your clitoris.  The ribbed silicone gel material allows the product to anchor to your labia.  This means the vibrating honey pot stays on your clit.  This sounds more like the jack pot to me!

The vibrations are said to be as intense as a buzzing bee that just had a double espresso.  That would be one cracked out bee.  There is only one speed, which is fine with me for a toy used during the pollination of my flower.  Once the party gets started I am not interested in fumbling with toys.  What was that about a honey do list?  It’s more like, honey, do me now!

The O Honey is made for one time use only.  This could be disappointing if I end up falling in love with this thing.  However, at the bargain price of $10.99, why not buy a few or even ten?  It comes with its own batteries!
 
Come back for the Sunday Sex Toy Review to find out if this toy makes me scream O Honey!  Also, Sarah will be interviewing Keith Caggiano from Screaming O Toys.

Get Your Own O Honey!

Lelo’s Lily is proof that sometimes good things do come in small packages.  This tiny luxury vibe is only the size of my little girly palm, but it packs quite a punch in the bedroom.

I was impressed right off the bat because the Lily arrives in a gorgeous black box that is perfect for storage.  The rechargeable vibe sits in a tray and the charger can be stored underneath the tray out of the way.  I love that the cord can be stored with the Lily, so there’s no risk of confusing the 800 chargers I have around the house!

The fact that this discreet vibe is rechargeable makes me a very happy girl.  Besides being inconvenient, batteries are expensive and most likely going to end up in a landfill.  I’d rather pay a little more for a quality toy that is rechargeable since it’s better for the earth and my wallet in the long run.

The Lily is made out of smooth phthalates-free plastic and is really easy to operate.  There are two buttons, one turns it on and increases the speed of the vibe, the other decreases until it turns off.  I like to take this Lelo toy on the road with me because you can hold both buttons down and lock the toy so it won’t accidentally turn on in my bag.  Nothing will put a damper on your trip like a bomb scare or a drained battery!

The Lily is easy to maintain, you can wash it with soap and water or clean it with a toy wipe.  Just mind the hole the charger plugs into because water and electronics, as you well know, don’t mix.  Because this vibe is made from plastic, it is compatible with any kind of lube.

Of course, I’m sure many of you are more concerned with how this baby performs before researching health and safety concerns.  While the Lily isn’t going to blow your mind with it’s sheer power, it’s a really nice personal massager.  It’s not the toy I grab for when I’m looking for a quickie, but it’s perfect for a long evening by yourself!

Personally, I think that the Lily is best for partnered play, whether you’re sitting on it while going down on your lover or using it on your clit during penetration, it really enhances the situation.

On a less dirty note, I’ve found that this vibrator is great for a neck and back massage during a long drive.  I also like to curl up with it resting on my belly when I’ve got cramps.  I would pick this one up for that alone!

Overall, Lelo’s Lily is a really nice personal massager.  It’s well crafted and even comes with a one year warranty!  Even the biggest size queens should be intrigued by this pint sized vibe.

For a lot of women, the clit is where it’s at, and the folks over at Cal Exotic must have been well aware of that when they created the Scoop Lover!  This  ergonomically designed vibe is designed to buzz your magic button with minimal effort.

This multi-speed plastic vibe is controlled by a the dial knob that is located on it’s base and runs on 2 AAA batteries.   Plastic is a phthalate material and is easy to care for and clean.  Unfortunately, it can’t be sterilized, but you can wipe it down with soap and water and keep it in good shape.

This clitoral massager is a great for solo play and an easy way to add some extra excitement to partnered play.  The scoop on the end (hence the name) is designed to cradle your clitoris for maximum stimulation!  For those of you who love long lingering showers, the Scoop Lover is waterproof.

While it’s not as discreet as a pocket rocket, this toy is small enough to stick in an overnight bag at just 7.5 inches long.

Whether you’re looking for a new clit vibe to add to your extensive toy collection or a newbie looking to experiment in the wonderful world of sex toys, the Scoop Lover is one to look at.

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