Joanna Angel

This week, Weenie Wednesday features an angel.  Ok, so it’s not an “angel,” it’s Joanna Angel.  Ok, so it’s not Joanna Angel, it’s a part of her.  Ok, so its not exactly a part of her… Ah, nevermind.  Let’s get to the point.  Most weenies will never have a chance to experience Joanna Angel.

However, Burning Angel by Topco has made weenies everywhere able to simulate the Joanna Angel experience with the Joanna Angel Vibrating Cyberskin Doggy Style Pussy and Ass.  Say that fast three times.  You may not be able to say it, but you’ll be doing it three times (and more) real fast.  Forward (or rear, as the case may be) thinking weenies report that this one is a pleasure.

And the rear thinking weenies know what they’re talking about!

It feels as good as it looks

The Joanna Angel Vibrating Cyberskin Doggy Style Pussy and Ass:

“Joanna Angel’s Vibrating CyberSkin Pussy and Ass with Virtual Touch technology is hand-painted for realistic detail with separate, ribbed love tunnels and a powerful five-speed love bullet.

Comes complete with Joanna’s actual tattoos for even more realistic pleasure. Takes three AA batteries, sold separately.”

Get one today!

Come to Tera

So let’s start with the idea that you are the lucky owner of Tera’s Futurotic Plus Pussy and Ass.  If you love Tera and don’t have this, you really should get it.  Here’s Why: IT IS HOT!  Check it out:

“My Pussy and Ass is Perfectly Sculpted to Reveal Every Contour!

This is an exact replica of Tera’s famous bodily attributes. Meticulously sculpted to reveal every luscious texture and soft delicate fold of Tera’s voluptuous ass and hand-painted sensuous pussy. Made of superior quality, soft, supple, super-stretchy Futurotic Plus? material, this is the closest to life-like as you will find. Over 6 pounds of virtual pleasure. The removable double bullets add extra pleasure to her already tight pussy and ass.

Includes: removable double bullets, talc and cherry lube.

This toy requires 2 AA batteries, not included.”

Tera Patrick Superstar

So you’ve made the investment in this ultra hot sex toy and you want to get the most out of it, right?  If you have a strong enough imagination that shouldn’t be hard.  But “kick it up a notch” as Emeril says, and add some real spice!

How about awesome visuals to help you on your way?  Then add Tera Patrick Superstar!

“The first four hour compilation of the hottest sex scenes from adult megastar Tera Patrick and friends.

This DVD packs some of Tera’s and TeraVision’s hottest scenes. Stay tuned for future editions of Tera Patrick’s four hour DVDs.

In the meantime, just sit back and enjoy yourself!”

That’s just what we’re talking about.  Throw in a little porn and enjoy yourself!  If you’re going to the trouble of getting an exact replica of Tera Patrick, take the fantasy all the way through and get the visuals right!  Combining a little porn with your sex toy play can make it that much more exciting!

So the next time you pick up a masturbator, realistic vagina or blowjob simulator, grab a good adult movie to make it an experience you’ll want over and over.

Sadly, I’m an East Coast gal and I won’t be able to see this for myself, but here’s the info in case you’re luckier than I!

SAN FRANCISCO—The art exhibit featuring April Flores’ Voluptuous CyberSkin Pussy replica from Topco Sales is traveling to Good Vibrations’ Polk Street Gallery in San Francisco for a Sept. 16 showing.

The exhibit is curated by Carlos Batts and sponsored by Topco Sales. The event takes place as part of Good Vibrations’ 2009 Indie Erotic Film Fest and also serves as a DVD pre-release celebration for Glamazons, an artistically explicit DVD from Heartcore Films, which is scheduled for release Sept. 28.

“BBW fans are going to think they’ve died and gone to heaven,” Carlos Batts said. “We have all eight of the artists that participated in the first exhibit at La Luz de Jesus [in Los Angeles] in May, and we’ve added five new local artists from the San Francisco area. The best part of all is that it’s free and open to the public.”

Artists scheduled to participate in the upcoming San Francisco exhibit include Axis, Carlos Batts, COOP, Jim Mahfood, Kime Buzzelli, Kozy, Dan, Small Paul, Brian Donnelly, Stephan Kasner, Zak Smith, Dr. Carol Queen and Dr. Robert M. Lawrence.

“The first show here in Los Angeles was a hit, thanks in part to the colorful nature of our city’s inhabitants,” said Desiree Duffie, director of marketing and public relations for Topco Sales. “I can only imagine an art show this provocative in nature will be even better received in San Francisco. Topco Sales employs so many artists and creative-minded individuals; we are all excited to see what the five new artists bring to the table at this second exhibit.”

The April Flores’ Love Toy Art Show and Glamazons DVD Release Party is scheduled for 5-7 p.m. Wednesday, Sept. 16. Admission is free and the event is open to the public at the Good Vibrations Polk Street Gallery, located at 1620 Polk St., San Francisco.

From California Exotics:

“My Pussy and Ass is Perfectly Sculpted to Reveal Every Contour!

This is an exact replica of Tera’s famous bodily attributes. Meticulously sculpted to reveal every luscious texture and soft delicate fold of Tera’s voluptuous ass and hand-painted sensuous pussy. Made of superior quality, soft, supple, super-stretchy Futurotic Plus? material, this is the closest to life-like as you will find. Over 6 pounds of virtual pleasure. The removable double bullets add extra pleasure to her already tight pussy and ass.

Includes: removable double bullets, talc and cherry lube.

This toy requires 2 AA batteries, not included.”

Be sure to check out our complete selection of featured products for men for other great ideas.

From Topco/Adam and Eve:

“Molded from Carmen Luvana herself, this realistic vagina is the closest you can get to actually having sex with her!

From Adam and Eve, Carmen Luvana’s Missionary Style CyberSkin Vibrating Pussy & Ass. Features CyberSkin with Dual Density(R), makes her supple lips and puckered ass soft as silk. Made out of incredibly realistic Cyberskin, this pussy looks and feels so realistic, you may mistake it for the real thing. It has all the details and textures that Carmen herself has and feels amazingly lifelike. This pussy is in the Missionary position and has not only a vaginal entry but an anal entry as well, so you can have sex with her in the spot you desire.

Her tight ribbed inner walls hold the penis with a tight, seductive grip and create an intense sensation. Old-school missionary style makes tradition hot when Carmen takes the position.

Her vaginal and anal entries are hand painted and molded from Carmen’s very own naughty bits. The multi-speed vibrating bullet makes her throb and pulse. To use with the bullet, simply insert it into the opening on the underside of the pussy to send vibrations pulsing throughout the whole toy.

Included is a sample of Cyberskin Renew to help keep Carmen Luvana’s Missionary Style Pussy like new.”

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