I’m a big fan of April Flores and was thrilled to get a look at the recent exhibit that featured the April Flores Voluptuous Pussy from Topco.

Sadly, I’m an East Coast gal and I won’t be able to see this for myself, but here’s the info in case you’re luckier than I!

SAN FRANCISCO—The art exhibit featuring April Flores’ Voluptuous CyberSkin Pussy replica from Topco Sales is traveling to Good Vibrations’ Polk Street Gallery in San Francisco for a Sept. 16 showing.

The exhibit is curated by Carlos Batts and sponsored by Topco Sales. The event takes place as part of Good Vibrations’ 2009 Indie Erotic Film Fest and also serves as a DVD pre-release celebration for Glamazons, an artistically explicit DVD from Heartcore Films, which is scheduled for release Sept. 28.

“BBW fans are going to think they’ve died and gone to heaven,” Carlos Batts said. “We have all eight of the artists that participated in the first exhibit at La Luz de Jesus [in Los Angeles] in May, and we’ve added five new local artists from the San Francisco area. The best part of all is that it’s free and open to the public.”

Artists scheduled to participate in the upcoming San Francisco exhibit include Axis, Carlos Batts, COOP, Jim Mahfood, Kime Buzzelli, Kozy, Dan, Small Paul, Brian Donnelly, Stephan Kasner, Zak Smith, Dr. Carol Queen and Dr. Robert M. Lawrence.

“The first show here in Los Angeles was a hit, thanks in part to the colorful nature of our city’s inhabitants,” said Desiree Duffie, director of marketing and public relations for Topco Sales. “I can only imagine an art show this provocative in nature will be even better received in San Francisco. Topco Sales employs so many artists and creative-minded individuals; we are all excited to see what the five new artists bring to the table at this second exhibit.”

The April Flores’ Love Toy Art Show and Glamazons DVD Release Party is scheduled for 5-7 p.m. Wednesday, Sept. 16. Admission is free and the event is open to the public at the Good Vibrations Polk Street Gallery, located at 1620 Polk St., San Francisco.

A realistic sex toy can make for a really fun time.  Getting a realistic model of a superstar can be even better.  Tera Patrick definitely qualifies as a superstar, and this toy is one great time waiting to happen.

From California Exotics:

“My Pussy and Ass is Perfectly Sculpted to Reveal Every Contour!

This is an exact replica of Tera’s famous bodily attributes. Meticulously sculpted to reveal every luscious texture and soft delicate fold of Tera’s voluptuous ass and hand-painted sensuous pussy. Made of superior quality, soft, supple, super-stretchy Futurotic Plus? material, this is the closest to life-like as you will find. Over 6 pounds of virtual pleasure. The removable double bullets add extra pleasure to her already tight pussy and ass.

Includes: removable double bullets, talc and cherry lube.

This toy requires 2 AA batteries, not included.”

Be sure to check out our complete selection of featured products for men for other great ideas.

Some guys just love their lifelike toys, and the Carmen Luvana Missionary Style Pussy and Ass is a high quality toy that will drive the boys wild.  With a lifelike feel and great construction, this one will become a favorite for you quickly.

From Topco/Adam and Eve:

“Molded from Carmen Luvana herself, this realistic vagina is the closest you can get to actually having sex with her!

From Adam and Eve, Carmen Luvana’s Missionary Style CyberSkin Vibrating Pussy & Ass. Features CyberSkin with Dual Density(R), makes her supple lips and puckered ass soft as silk. Made out of incredibly realistic Cyberskin, this pussy looks and feels so realistic, you may mistake it for the real thing. It has all the details and textures that Carmen herself has and feels amazingly lifelike. This pussy is in the Missionary position and has not only a vaginal entry but an anal entry as well, so you can have sex with her in the spot you desire.

Her tight ribbed inner walls hold the penis with a tight, seductive grip and create an intense sensation. Old-school missionary style makes tradition hot when Carmen takes the position.

Her vaginal and anal entries are hand painted and molded from Carmen’s very own naughty bits. The multi-speed vibrating bullet makes her throb and pulse. To use with the bullet, simply insert it into the opening on the underside of the pussy to send vibrations pulsing throughout the whole toy.

Included is a sample of Cyberskin Renew to help keep Carmen Luvana’s Missionary Style Pussy like new.”

And check out a complete line of featured products for men here!

Cyberskin Perfect Ass Natural

We have featured a few life-like vaginas for the guys out there, but some men just can’t live without a little anal sex.  This toy will fill that void with a realistic feel and a very stimulating ride.  The Perfect Ass is designed to mimic the real thing and as with all cyberskin toys for men, it feels just the same as if you were enjoying anal play with a real person.

From Topco Sales:

“Full and perfectly round CyberSkin ass with dual-vibrating multi-speed Love Bullets that provide independently-controlled fun. Separate deep pussy and ass tunnels are ultra-tight and ribbed. Extra-long (7 inch) vaginal and anal (8 inch) insertion tunnels. Tunnels are correctly positioned for use on flat surfaces and features indents in back of piece for controlled handling.

Complimentary 1 oz. climax personal lubricant and 1/3 oz. bottle CyberSkin Renew. Phthalate free and Made in the USA. Requires 2 AA batteries not included. 16 lbs.”

The last bit, 16 lbs., is important.  As some know, undersized life like toys can be completely impractical to use as they move around too much.  This one is perfect in size, form and weight.  Pick it up and you’ll have anal play whenever you want it.

And you can find a complete selection of life like models in our Sex Toys for Men section.

We were looking for some fresh perspective on a realistic vagina (I had the pleasure of testing April Flores’ life-like vagina), and after one chicken out, we found an intern who was ready to go.  We think he did so well with it that we’ve renamed him Official Semi Permanent Toy Testing Intern.  As you can tell, we had fun with his recounting and we think you will too.  So we’ll let him have at it on the blog.

From the desk of THE Official Semi Permanent Toy Testing Intern:

Fucking Roxy Reynolds

The photo

When our research analyst Bill walked up behind us and said: “One of you interns is doing a review,” the eager go-getter in me greedily volunteered. Spinning ‘round in my chair, I came face to face with a face full of Roxy Reynold’s gorgeous chocolate derriere. “Congratulations, it’s your lucky day,” Bill said with a smile. “Make sure you don’t use an oil-based lube, it’ll melt your toy.”

Sensing that I had perhaps bitten off more than I was capable of chewing, I slipped the heavy parcel under my desk, concealing it in a dark plastic trash bag for the commute home. As soon as I got home I cracked open the box. The first thing that struck me about the CyberSkin material was its life-like movement. Slapping Roxy’s plump posterior sent a satisfying jiggle through the whole toy, solidifying the realization that I would soon be fucking her pussy and ass. I had some time to kill before our bedroom date, so I popped in the DVD (which does not include a case or sleeve, my only gripe ((more of a pet-peeve)) with the product) included in the box.

Despite the fact that it was a soft core video, the included 75-minute “Roxy’s World” was a pleasant surprise. While the sex scenes were your usual soft core fair, the scenes of Roxy and her girls were actually pretty entertaining – and the song that they record and perform is hilarious and definitely worth checking out. For busting a nut though, I needed to grab one of her scenes off of Hotmovies.com and assume the position. And bust a nut I did…

Fucking Roxy’s ass is certainly an experience. While I’ve fucked traditional pocket pussies made with phthalates, her CyberSkin holes are an entirely different beast all together. Filling her with a generous amount of lubricant, I dipped my pole into that rollin’ blackwater. The wonder material instantly and perfectly ensconced my cock. Warming with the kinetic friction of every stroke, Roxy hit and retained the temperature of an actual living female even when I changed holes. The combination of this warmth and the toy’s ribbed form-holding interior proved to be a winning one but creaming up the CyberSkin facsimile of Roxy Reynolds wasn’t even the best part. After I shot my load I let my cock slowly pulse itself flaccid inside of it and the material responded by contracting in turn. It’s 100% true that never will a p-in-the-vagee moment go by when this pussy is not virgin-tight.

Cleaning the toy was a breeze – soap and water flushed through the cleaning holes and a cotton rag did the job. Examining the toy as I cleaned it revealed the secret of the two cleaning holes. Both the vagina and ass have channels leading to both main love tunnels; two paths taking deep courses into the meat of the toy end at the lower cleaning hole while the other two routes stay along the crack of the ass and allow entry from a shallower degree for a total of four unique angles from which to fuck the porn star in nearly every position. As for the physical condition of the toy afterward, it was clear that her cherry had been popped but otherwise Roxy’s CyberSkin was no worse for wear. Many subsequent fucks followed by prompt and thorough cleanings resulted in no visible deterioration, but after Bill’s warning and some research on CyberSkin.com I decided to leave the unit lubed-up for a night to see what would happen. The next morning, there was some slight visible deterioration of the material. I quickly cleaned it and used the recommended process for applying their rejuvenating solution, aptly named Renew, which was also included in the box. For storage, US-based manufacturer Adam and Eve suggests an opaque plastic bag with a dose of Renew placed in a cool, dry place.

As far as lifelike goods go, Roxy’s meticulously hand-painted CyberSkin pussy and ass are second-to-none. Taking a snapshot with my cell, I sent the image to a bunch of my friends with the tag “my new gf’s goods” and only one person responded with “that’s not real.” The quality and durability of the CyberSkin ensure that, with prompt and proper cleaning and the avoidance of oil-based and “mineral oil” lubricants, this toy can last a lifetime. And, because the toy is phthalate-free, a long-term relationship with this porn star won’t adversely affect your health or damage your fertile seed. This is a good thing, of course, as you’ll want to fuck Roxy over and over for a long time. I know I will be!

If you enjoy the feel of a life-like vagina, you’ll love the vibrating version.  And that’s exactly what you get with Chelsea’s Vibrating Vagina and Ass.  Imagine the life-like feel, with a bonus of good vibrations all along your penis.  From Doc Johnson:

“Its Coffee with Cream…to the Extreme with Chelsea’s UR3 Vibrating p*ssy and Ass, molded from her actual p*ssy in revolutionary UR3 material, recognized as the most realistic skin ever made!

Chelsea’s UR3 Vibrating p*ssy and Ass comes with: Cobalt Blue Controller with Egg, Multi-Speed and Function, Vivid Girl Lube and Powder. Uses 3 AA Batteries (not included).”

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Doc Johnson is giving you pleasure doggie style with Roxy Jezel’s Doggie Style Ass and Pussy.  From Doc Johnson:

“Choose your pleasure with this hot toy! Porn Star Roxy Jezel’s hands grip her cheeks as she holds herself open for you.

Molded from the sexy performer herself, with life like detail. Use either the ribbed vagina or the tight gripping ass. Or add the included multispeed bullet for even more sensation.

Requires 2 AA batteries, not included. Weighs 3 lbs.”

You can add this to your wish list of up to $1,000 worth of free sex toys in Ginger Leigh’s Fabulous Shopping Spree.

Guys, you can go ahead and read this to get the details, but you’re going to want this toy.  Seriously.  My time with this toy hit a 9.8 on the get-off-o-meter, only because I deducted .2 points for it not actually being April Flores.  This toy is simply awesome.

April Flores

For starters, when you start out with a fantasy toy that is based on someone as hot as “Fatty Delicious,” you’re going to enjoy the mental side of the affair.  April Flores is fabulously beautiful and incredibly sexy.  To make sure that I was totally into things, I went to Hotmovies and started her film “Glamazons.” That was a great idea.  After that, it was all in on happiness.

The toy is substantial and even has her ultra sexy curves for the realistic effect.  If you’re a guy who likes the curvy woman, you’ll love this toy.  Topco Sales and Wildfire made this one feel completely realistic.  Oh, and if you really like your women curvy, you’ll love the little jiggle this gives when you move it around.

It feels soft and smooth to the touch.  The vagina is ultra realistic, smooth and is so comfortable on penetration.  Unlike some “realistic” toys, this one actually does feel like the real thing, inside and out.  Some of them have a great internal feel and not so great outside.  And some are the opposite.  This one is great inside and out.

A couple of things to keep in mind: Lube and lube.  You’ll want to lube this one well to get the full effect.  And it does warm up well while you’re using it.

I’ll spare you all of the sordid details, but you should know that this toy and I have started a beautiful friendship.  And I have a new crush on April Flores.  The best of both worlds, watch and play, that’s what April and her toy provide!

This toy will be in stock soon on Sextoys.com.

Chasey Lain Cyberskin Vagina

This one is definitely a toy for the boys.  Ready for a round of play with an international superstar?  The Chasey Lain Cyberskin Vagina lets you go for the realistic feel of skin, with the fantasy only a porn star can offer.  From Topco:

“This item is made from Cyberskin a unique new material that is firm with a super soft real skin feeling. Comes with a powerful removable vibrating bullet. The piece is open ended so that it can accept any length penis and is easy to clean.

(When it sits flat, the vagina is 4 inches wide and 6.5 inches long) Comes with 1oz lubricant.”

Why dream about it when you can play with a very close match to the real thing?  Check out our complete line of realistic vaginas.

Kaylanis Pussy and Ass

Ever had fantasies about playing with a porn star?  Some fantasies do come true!  You can have a taste of Kaylani’s Pussy and Ass.  From California Exotic:

“Give me all you’ve got!” An actual cast of Kaylani’s luscious pussy and ass. Hand sculpted to reveal every succulent detail, then finished in Futurotic Plus material for the most soft and stretchy feel imaginable.

Meticulously hand painted to exacting specifications for realism beyond belief. Removable vibrating bullet with 5 hypersonic functions of vibration, pulsation, and escalation.

Powder included. 2AA batteries (not included). 1 Watch battery (2 included).”

Get your own porn star for your next pleasure session.