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Weeny Wednesday VI – Show Me The Bunny!

Wednesday, October 6th, 2010

This review of the Silicone Lover’s Arouser Bunny is sanctioned by His Majesty, Emperor Weenie.  In honor of a favorable review, Sextoys.com is offering this awesome bunny at 25% off for the next week.

Show Me The Bunny

October 6, 2010, Weeniedom – Hooboy “Captain” Happy reporting:

With the help of my faithful assistant, Princess HooHoo, I am proud to report that I have found a new secret weapon in the weenie arsenal – the Silicone Lover’s Arouser Bunny!  Weenies, if you’ve ever had the thought (and I know you have) “Boy, I sure do envy her rabbit,” take heart.  This bunny, while insufficiently masculine in it’s pink color, will absolutely change the course of any day or night operations you undertake.

Right out of the box, this one is a winner.  It had no stinky smell, it is well built and everything was in working order.  The sleeve portion (our body armor) stretches very well, and the bullet slides right into the bunny part of the sex toy.  The nubs along the sleeve are soft, yet firm enough to give extra sensation when you’re all the way in.  Also, the bunny has nubs running down it for extra stimulation for her.

The bullet is powerful and fairly quiet.  But the best part of the bullet is that it will make every weenie vibrate, so we, the weenies, and the rabbit are vibrating simultaneously.  It’s amazing!  It’s like turning every weenie into the perfect rabbit vibrator.  Now, I will say that some love to your princess, and some lube are required to make this operation go off without any hitches.

And, it is better to approach this mission from the bottom.  I tried a few angles, but watching the action from below while she was in ecstasy was the best angle of all.  And hoo boy, was there some action.  She was definitely having some fun courtesy of weeniedom.

On a related note, all of the nubs along the shaft are great for caressing the G-spot at full penetration.  All weenies can do that math: clitoral stimulation + labial vibration + G-spot stimulation + a little weenie magic = ONE SERIOUSLY HAPPY PRINCESS.  Weenies, do not get caught in the field without this weapon at your disposal.

Get the Silicone Lover’s Arouser Bunny for 25% of this week!

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Weenie Wednesday II

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

A message from His Majesty, Emperor Weenie:

“Fellow weenies: I have been informed of a morale issue in our ranks.  Some of you feel as though you are not up to the challenge of restoring our “members” to our rightful place in the world.  Some of you feel as though you need to bulk up to accomplish this goal of returning fun to our sex lives.  Some of you feel that you are not tall enough, don’t have enough muscle power, or just don’t fit the bill to bring back the shouts of pleasure.  Fear not, for I bring to you today the hope that, together, we can fundamentally change the course of sex for our Weeniedom forever!  I present to you “The Size Matters Penis Enlarger.”  This is no ordinary stimulus package.  This is a chance for you to bulk up, stand up tall and lay some serious pipe across the world.  So get to work.  We all can make a difference no matter our size, but why not add an inch or three if the opportunity presents itself?

That is all.”

In honor of Emperor Weenie’s declaration, Sextoys.com presents the Size Matters Penis Enlarger at 25% off for the next week!

Size Matters

Smart weenies know that size matters

The Size Matters Penis Enlarger:

“Men, if you’ve always wanted a bigger, longer penis, then it is time to put away the inferior machines and the products that do not work. It is time to step up and use a proven system that will stand by its claims. It is time to invest in the SMP Enlarger.

How it works.The device is placed around the penis and left there for several hours. No need to worry about unsightly bulges or being indiscreet. It can be worn underneath underwear and is made of a material that allows for flexible, comfortable use.

Be at the desk at the office, sitting at dinner with friends, or watching a late movie at the theater. You can do almost any activity you want and the SMP Enlarger will be working for your around the clock. The length of time that it is worn determines the speed and quality of the results obtained. The SMP Enlarger uses spring loaded rods that when compressed stretches the penis. Less advanced models do not incorporate this key ingredient.

Results – So what can you expect to happen after usage? Some of our customers have reported increases between one and three inches. That amounts to a very significant growth of mass and size. Imagine the look on your lover’s face (not to mention their shouts of joy) when you unveil your new sex machine. You can expect a thicker, longer member… Read More

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Fact and Myths About Penis Extension

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Plenty of men use penis pumps and penis extenders, and we sell them.  But you want to make sure you are using them for the right reasons.  So we’re giving you some background to help you do just that.  If you think of penis extension as a tool, or a method to add fun to your adult play time, you’ll be on your way to a bedroom full of fun.

Many guys spend a great deal of time worried about the size of their penis.  And there are plenty of articles around the internet that debunk these concerns.  For instance, I could do a “show of hands” or drop a “YES” in our comments to women on theoretical “Guy A.”  Ok, ladies, “Guy A” is average to good looking, has a stable job, doesn’t whine or complain, brings his girlfriend flowers for no particular reason, knows how to give incredible neck, shoulder, back and foot massages, listens patiently, kisses passionately and has a four and a half to six inch long (which is the global average – source) penis.  Anyone interested in him?

Colt Vacuum Pump is for FUN

Colt Vacuum Pump is for FUN

Now, most articles leave it at that.  I’m not going to dismiss your concerns that way.  The fact is that the study in the journal Psychology of Men and Masculinity, sourced above as used in Everyday Health, goes on to add this interesting scope of information:

“In the same study of more than 52,000 participants — men and women — 45 percent of men reported that they were unsatisfied with their penis size and wanted to be larger. Compare that figure to the 16 percent who actually are shorter than average. And the perception didn’t change with age, either — about the same number of older men were unhappy with their penis size as were younger guys.

These concerns of inadequacy have consequences. Men who believed their penis size was too small were less likely to undress in front of their partner, more likely to hide their penis during sex, and more likely to judge themselves unattractive. On the other hand, men who thought they had a large penis were likely to be more self-confident and believe themselves to be attractive. Interestingly, 84 percent of the women surveyed reported that they were satisfied with their partner’s penis size. So it’s not her problem, guys — it’s yours.”

And let’s face fact here, it IS a problem.  If a guy believes that his penis isn’t adequate, that feeling of inadequacy can stretch across a range of psychological and social settings, affecting the quality of his life.  So it is important to address those feelings, because (and you’ll find it odd for a sex toy company to say this) we aren’t aware of anything that will add a permanent 3 – 5 inches to your penis length.

And we’d be lying if we told you we thought it was possible.  If you feel a sense of inadequacy, we strongly suggest that you seek out a licensed clinical professional to help you work through your feelings and get you on the road to a happier life.  But the good news is that doesn’t mean that you have to toss out the idea of having fun with size adding sex toys!

Penis Pumps:

We usually add this disclaimer to penis pumps: “Some men swear by the use of pumps as effective tools for increasing size, while others think pumps have no lasting effect. Pumps can extend length while using, but the question is, will the penis return to original size after using? Unfortunately we do not have that answer and cannot guarantee or be responsible for any results.”  That’s because a penis pump isn’t designed to add permanent size!

But, oh boy, can they add some incredible sensation, temporary engorgement (which really heightens sensitivity for many), and downright pleasurable fun to your play time.  If you use a pump with a sleeve, you basically have a stand alone masturbator that is perfect for solo play.  Or you can use pumps to add sensation to partnered play.  The point is that a penis pump is a penis extender in a small way, but you’ll get more out of your penis pump if you think of it as a sex toy to enhance your adult play time.

Try this for a new twist

Try this for a new twist

Penis Extenders:

Penis extenders are extraordinarily popular sex toys.  Guys in “the know” realize that a penis extender has nothing to do with “bulking up their penis.”  To the contrary, a penis extender is best utilized to bring awesome sensation and stimulation to their partner.  Sure, a penis extender can add length.  But remember that some are designed to add girth and texture as well.

The point is, the penis extender is all about pleasing your partner, not trying to bulk up your package.  You can use it to get extra pressure on your partner’s G Spot, use one to add a wildly different texture to your penis, or just use one to turn your body into a sex toy!  The penis extender isn’t designed to “cover up” for inadequacy.  It’s designed to turn your penis into a playground for you and your partner!

Now, those who have read the blog before know that we ALWAYS remind you that if you are experiencing erectile dysfunction, we strongly advise you to see a doctor, since this can be a symptom of a larger medical problem.  And as we mentioned before, if you worry constantly about penis size, see a licensed professional to address your feelings.  It will be better for you in the long run.

But if you want a downright awesome time with your adult play and want to make your penis the center of attention (which doesn’t sound like a bad deal), use a penis pump or penis extender to change things up from time to time.  But make sure you discuss it with your partner!  Size does matter if you break out an extender that is way too large.

Have fun, and we hope this helps to clear up questions you may have had.  If you have specific questions about a product, always remember to Ask an Expert for more assistance.

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For a little extra penis size

Friday, August 7th, 2009

3in1Some guys like to add a little extra length and width to their packages.  That’s fine, but what about the idea of turning your penis into a complete sex toy?  That’s exactly what the 3 in 1 Vibrating X-tra Cock Penis System does for you.  You can turn your penis into pleasure central.

From Topco Sales:

“Need more manhood for play time? Increase your penis size during intercourse with this realistic penis extension system made of soft Cyberskin.

This super stretchy sleeve can fit most sizes, giving you 3 inches of extra length. Pull the sleeve over your erect penis and add the cock ring with removable micro-stimulator for a harder and longer lasting erection.

Leave the vibrator at the bottom for testicle stimulation, or place it at the top for clitoral stimu. If you need to adjust the size simply cut the sleeve at the base of the shaft to your specifications. Requires 3 button cell batteries and 6 are included.”

And you can check out our complete line of featured products for men for more great ideas!

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Featured Product: The Vibrating O Sleeve

Wednesday, February 4th, 2009
Vibrating O Sleeve

Vibrating O Sleeve

Slide the Vibrating O Sleeve on to add a little extra sensation during your next play time.  From California Exotic:

“Soft and stretchy enhancer sleeve provides support and sensations for him, while a removable, body contact activated, vibration head provides an incredible O for her. Batteries included.”

While it is a penis extension, the design adds girth and texture to the penis.  This product essentially turns the penis into a G-spot vibrator.  It’s a win-win for both partners.  And the texture down the shaft will add excellent stimulation for both partners.

This toy has the ability to turn play time into a very intense session for both partners.  Or, you can remove the vibrator and experiment with new textural feel on the penis.  The choice is yours, but either way, you win!

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