That’s right.  When you think Halloween, you think dildos and pocket vaginae.  Don’t even act like you don’t.  Don’t act like you don’t like the plural of vagina, either.

I’m going to go ahead and start with my favorite of them all, The Vamp.  This is Tantus‘s version of the vampire cock.  It sparkles.  It makes me happy.  It is 6.75 inches of pastie undead silicone goodness.  Pthalates free an hypoallergenic per usual.  It is harness compatible so you can put your fangs in, strap it on and play out all of your Twilight Pegging fantasies to your nerdy little heart’s content.

This one’s for you, dudes.  Painfully awful pun intended.  Not to say the boys can’t use The Vamp, but the Succu Dry is most def a boy toy.  Female bodied peeps, if you can figure out a way to use this vampy Fleshlight, get it done!  Modeled after Masuimi Max’s pretty mouth (and fangs), the SD is made from the patented Real Feel Super Skin material with “The Fang” textured tunnel.  Don’t worry, it’s soft and oh so tight.  It will make jacking off in a can more awesome than you could have ever imagined.

It’s actually the coffin case that makes the Death By Orgasm: Werewolf Silver so appealing.  The name is pretty catchy as well.  I have to give it to LoveHoney, that was some good marketing!  Jokes aside, they LH makes some quality products and this little bullet vibe has enough power to get you off, espeically if yo’re a fan of external clitoral stim.  I’m a firm believer in having a bullet vibe on hand for times when you just need a little something simple in your masturbation mix.  I’m thinking you might as well go with one that comes with a storage case.  A coffin storage case.

Happy vampire sex toy shopping!

Sure, it’s nice lie back and enjoy your sex toys, but every now then you want to get up and ride your way to toe curling bliss.  The pressure and friction creates a different sensation that is preferred by many women (and men).  Not to mention, these devices are hands free so you’re free to use them elsewhere on your own body, on your partner or for nothing at all.  Here are our top picks for toys to ride:

iRide by Doc Johnson: You control the rhythm, speed and sensation with the very motion of your body, freeing your hands for more important, exciting things! There are even two independently controlled, 3-level vibrating zones targeted directly at your two most erogenous zones! The naturally curved design allows for sensual rhythmic movement, while the padded cushion makes for a soft, smooth ride.

Curved Base: 13 inches in length, 6 inches in width at widest point

Insertable stimulator: 4 inches in length, 1.55 inches in diameter at widest point

Material: Phthalates free ABS plastic and TPR

Liberator Wing Toy Mount: First in a series of positioning mounts that lets you interact with your favorite vibe or dildo. Side one holds your favorite toy erect for internal stimulation.

Side two encases the toy to provide external vibration to the entire mount. Go ahead…ride bareback, hands free or bring along a co-pilot. Liberator Wing will change the way you play with toys as you explore new ways of achieving orgasmic pleasure. Works best with a toy that has a base diameter of at least 1.25 inches. Dildo sold separately.

Ride The Vibe: Being on top is terrific and being on the bottom is even better when you ride the vibe. The Ride the Vibe vibrating sex belt from Sportsheets is an adjustable nylon belt that fits up to an 84 inch waist.

It comes complete with a powerful 2.25in x .625in bullet vibe in a comfortable neoprene sleeve that provides stimulation for both partners. Machine washable. Battery included.

Do you have another favorite ride-able sex toy?  Let us know what it is!

We are almost half way through National Masturbation Month.  Have you been celebrating?

I sure hope so.  In case you’re feeling like something is missing from your solo sessions, or if you wonder how you can make them better, I’m here with your Masturbation Month survival kit.  Sure, everyone has there own method to their masturbation madness, but I’ve put together some basic necessities that would enhance just about any woman’s self love experience.

Lube: You always need lube and lots of it.  We say this all of the time and we always will.  On the short list of things that are certain in life, the necessity of lube is one of them.  More often than not, I recommend using a water based formula because it is compatible with all types of sex toy materials as well as condoms.  If you have sensitive skin and/or sensitive vag, definitely look for lubricants that are glycerin and paraben free.  One of my favorites is Sliquid H2O.

If you plan to go toy free on your solo mission, I definitely recommend giving a silicone based lubricant a try.  It really is quite divine.  It lasts a really long time and feels beyond silky smooth.  There are many out there, but Pink (Empowered Products) makes one that I love.

Wand Vibrator: Vibrators come in all shapes and sizes and I realize tastes vary, but I’m the one writing this post.  While the Hitachi Magic Wand is the mother of them all, I have to go with the Mystic Wand for the survival kit.  It is half the size of the Hitachi and I’m partial to it.  Unlike the Magic Wand, you don’t have to plug it into the wall, it has multiple speeds and the head is made from 100% body friendly silicone.  Many women would challenge me on this one, but like I’ve said before, the Mystic Wand is the stuff dreams are made of.

Silicone Dildo: Sometimes you need a little nonvibratory goodness when it comes to masturbating.  Stimulate your g-spot and/or the nerves of your vaginal wall for an intense pleasure building session.  Use a dildo to stimulate internally while using a vibrator for clitoral stimulation and rocket ships, rainbows and puppies covered in glitter just might burst from your head.

Why silicone?  Silicone is phthalates free, non porous and hypoallergenic.  What does that mean?  It isn’t made of yucky chemicals that will cause infection, it doesn’t harbor bacteria and it can be 100% sterilized (boil for 5 minutes, clean with 1% bleach solution or a toy cleaner).  Give the Ophoria Beyond #3 a whirl.

Toy Cleaner: Hygiene is important.  Not to mention, keeping your sex toys clean helps them to last longer.  System Jo’s Toy Cleaner is definitely one to check out.

In case you were worried about not being able to survive National Masturbation Month, well you can stop worrying.  No need to thank me.  Just masturbate.

Nuru Massage is an intimate full body contact massage.  Also reffered to as Body Slide, a special Nuru gel covers the body to create a slippery cool sensation.  In fact, the word nuru is derived from a longer Japanese word meaning “slippery”.  The viscous gel is derrived from seaweed and doesn’t allow for any friciton between the two bodies.  The masseus uses her entire body to massage the lucky person on the receiving end. 

Rooted in Japanese history and culture, Nuru Massage is a great intimate foreplay activity for couples.  It alows more than just the hands to do the exploring so partners can really get to know each others’ bodies.  Introducing body slide into your foreplay routine is another fabulous way to iscover new erogenous zones and new ways to stimulate them.  Plus, doesn’t rolling around with each others’ slippery nude bodies just sound like fun? 

Shunga, known for their quality massage oils and products for couples, makes Body Slide for your Nuru Massage pleasure.  It comes in melon and mango scent to add to your already spellbinding sensory experience.  The thoughtful people at Shunga have included a waterproof sheet so you can douse yourselves in oil and not have to worry about getting any on the kitchen floor.

“The Oriental body-to-body massage (Nuru) is a completely arousing and intensely erotic sensual experience. The gel, poured entirely onto the two naked bodies, lets lovers glide against one another in a slip-and-slide motion with ease and almost in complete weightlessness, which creates an intoxicating and aphrodisiac effect. The feeling of the skin itself becomes exciting and transforms sweet caresses into soft touches that bring you to the height of your imagination and your wildest desires… A one-of-a-kind fun adventure for sensual lovers!

The mix makes 4 Liters (I US Gallons).

Large Waterproof sheet included.”

Bring Nuru Massage into your life and slip and slide your way through foreplay fun!

This list really should be called 10 of the top sex toys of 2010, but that just doesn’t have the same ring.  This is a long one.  Lucky for you, I had a red eye (coffee with a shot of espresso) before writing.  Our Top 10 Sex Toys of 2010 are listed in no particular order.

Tenga Egg – Stepper.  All of the Tenga products are awesome, really.  In addition to the fact that these super stretchy egg shaped masturbators feel incredible, they are also totally affordable.  We love the design and that they are self contained.  Just squirt the inlcuded lube into the opening.  There is no opening on the other end, so when you’re done you’re done.  This is unless of course you choose to givie it a good cleaning and another use or 2 out of it.

Silicone Roulette Lucky 7 by Evolved Novelties. Once again this toy comes from an entire line of products that we love.  The Lucky 7 happens to be nominated for an AVN Award so it gets some time in the spot light.  This is an all around great g-spot vibrator.  It has a full range of vibration to suit your needs, comes in a convenient case and is made from phthalates free hypoallergenic silicone.  The tip is curved just right to target and stimulate the g-spot.  Great job, Evolved!

Wet Naturals Beautifully Bare Waterbased Lubricant. Everyone always needs lube all of the time.  It just makes everything better.  This is our pick because it is free of glycerin and parabens (stuff that can irritate and cause infections) and is reasonably priced.  This lubricant is thin and gives just the right ammount of slip.  As with all waterbased lubricants, it is sex toy safe and condom safe.

BangO by The ScreamingO. ScreamingO makes some of the most popular products on our site and arguably in the sex toy market.  Couples love their vibrating rings – easy to use, easy on the pocket and they contribute to many pleasure filled romps.  While the BigO is our top seller, we have a feeling the BangO going to quickly climb to the top.  What we love about it: the clit vibrator is placed vertically on the ring.  This makes for “better contact” for her. AKA it will definitely reach her clit.  Also, the swinging balls (heh) stimulate both partners’ perineums.  Little added bonus: replaceable batteries are included.

Body Slide by Shunga.  Body slide, also referred to as nuru massage, is the ultimate in intimate massage.  Couples cover themselves in this delightfully scented gel and slip and slide all over each other.  We think this is a great way for partners to explore and enjoy one another.  What else is great about this product?  Shunga includes a waterproof sheet so you can keep your messy fun contained!

Mark O2 by Tantus. This is another newbie to the sex toy world, but we think it should be a staple in many toy collections.  From Tantus’s Dual Density O2 line, it is made from 100% silicone with a firm inner core a soft outer layer.  This gives it an incredible realistic feeling, plus it is of course phthalates free, hypoallergenic and nonporous.  Mark is medium in size and has lifelike properties, but is not an exact replica of a penis.  A plus for those who aren’t so into cock.  The thick base makes it easy to handle and ideal for use with a harness.  Clearly, we love everything about this dildo.  The only reason we didn’t say it should be a staple in all toy collections is because it just isn’t for size queens.

RO-120 Chrome Bullet by Rocks Off.  Bigger than your average bullet, this vibrator is incredibly powerful.  The RO-120 is one of our favorites when it comes to clitoral and overall external stimulation.  It’s five functions and sleek design set it apart from other vibes in it’s class.  While it’s not the cheapest bullet, it is affordable and worth every penny.  

We-Vibe II 9 Mode.  The We-Vibe will probably manage to make it’s way to all or at least most of our top lists.  It can be used during intercourse or solo play, is made from body friendly silicone and is an overall well made product.  We are fans of vibrators that stimulate the g-spot and the clitoris simulataneously.  What isn’t fun about that?  It has won numerous awards and receives constant praise from sex toy industry experts and consumers alike.  What love about the new model:  It comes in teal and ruby.  Christmas has passed, but this makes for a great gift for any occasion.

Fleshlight Girls – Stoya Lotus.  Fleshlight is the best selling line of male sex toys on the market.  This alone is reason enough to land on our top 10 list, but we’ll give you a few more of them.  We love Fleshlight’s awesome flashlight design and innovative tixtures.  There is an entry for everyone; whether you like the nondescript opening or simulated oral, vaginal or anal sex they make a few toys for you.  If you want one molded after your favorite adult star, they have that too.  Clean up is pretty easy as you can take your Fleshlight apart and wash as needed.  Oh, want one that vibrates?  They have you taken care of.  Why did we pick Stoya?  Well, we think she is incredibly sexy and she happens to be from Philadelphia.  

Lelo Isla.  Lelo consistantly epitomizes luxory vibrators.  The Isla is from their newest line of products, Insignia.   A true treat to yourself, this vibrator is made from soft silicone with an ABS plastic core.  Medium sized and easy to handle, the Isla is waterproof, recharegeable and features 6 modes of vibration.  Made with the quality we have come to expect from Lelo, it also comes with a satin storage pouch and an Insignia broach.  This vibe is decadent and we think the manufacturer has absolutely outdone themselves.

There you have it, 10 of our favorite sex toys for 2010.  Leave a comment and let us know what your favorites are!