A very rude boy

Every guy on the planet should at least once in his life experience a prostate massage.  Some guys will not like it, but I believe the majority would love it.  I’ve tried almost 30 different prostate massagers at this point, and the latest in my line of conquest is the Rude Boy by Rocks Off.  It sports some interesting features and has some novel ideas, worthy of further exploration.

First, let’s get to the point – or shaft – about which most guys spend the most consideration first.  I am by no means a “size queen,” but I also don’t want a test of the strength of my sphincter to hold a toy in while I’m concentrating on getting Captain Happy an eruption via the south slope.  That is to say, a prostate orgasm requires focus on the pleasure, and the last thing I want is the instrument of bliss sliding out every time I flinch.

The Rude Boy falls into the “just right” category on that front.  It is neither too large, nor too small, and I wasn’t worried about keeping things in place for the duration.

Now, the savants among those of us possessing a Y chromosome also appreciate quality in a prostate massager.  Right out of the box, the Rude Boy has no irritating stench, thanks to its superior materials (see also: Medical Grade, The Joy of using).  For those concerned with post eruption environmental hazards, this cheeky sex toy cleans up in a snap.

Reasonable guys will also want more information on the nubs that are designed to “tap the old taint.”  This is, as a point of fact, the most effective argument for the use of the Rude Boy.  Those nubs, with the bullet humming away right underneath them, are like the pillars of heaven, turning one’s crotch into an erogenous zone nearly as intense as a Roman bath-house after a bottle of wine!  Yes, your perineum will thank you for the experience (no, it really doesn’t talk, but you get the idea).

For the retiring sorts who like their orgasms in solitude, the bullet is whisper quiet, but powerful enough to keep one satisfied.

But it wouldn’t be fair to lavish praise on such a cheeky addition to the stable, without picking a few nits along the way (in hopes that a design team is reading this closely).  The largest nit is the length of the curvature of this toy.  By my best anal estimation, the tip misses the bull’s eye by a full inch or more.  Tighten it up lads and save some money on raw materials.  I was able to accomplish the massage, but it came at the price of disappointing my perineum for a few minutes.

However, the first miss was – to be entirely honest – painful.  To my knowledge, no researcher has discovered the orgasmic benefits of colonic massage.

The smaller nit is that the bullet didn’t carry the vibration all the way up the shaft.  I’d drop a few more dollars for a larger bullet down there (wouldn’t have any choice, my perineum would hold me at gunpoint to do it).  The lack of vibration at the top meant more work, which was mildly disappointing, since I was engaged in other mental activities at the moment.

So, while these nits didn’t allow the Rude Boy to crack (pun intended) my top five, it made a respectable showing.  And remember, each body is unique, so you may find this prostate massager hits your spot.  The only way to find out is to try it.  Like I said before, the perineum massage alone on this model warrants the investment.

Good luck, and may your eruption also bring a halt to air travel over Europe!

I really like the simple things in life and that definitely includes basic sex toys like bullet vibes. When I saw the Climax Pop from Topco, I knew I had to try it out, despite the fact that I probably have a dozen toys kind of like it. It’s cute, silicone and I’ve been curious about the Climax line for a while.

The Climax Pop is a one speed bullet vibe that is really as basic as they come. I prefer multi-speed toys myself, but that’s not really a deal breaker for me. Since the ridged sleeve is made from silicone, it’s phthalate-free and body-safe.

This little guy runs on 3 AG13 batteries which are often used for watches. Considering this, it’s a pretty powerful toy. I did have a big problem with the fact that the batteries were drained really quickly. I only used it twice, and not for epic masturbation sessions, and the power was significantly decreased.

Because of the way this vibe sucks power, I don’t recommend it if you don’t have a lot of sex toys. I have actually taken the sleeve off of this vibe and use it with another bullet vibe that is multi-speed and runs on four AAA batteries! I really like the texture of the sleeve and love that it’s made from silicone, so it’s really improved an old bullet vibe that had fallen out of rotation for me. I would actually pay for the sleeve because it is a nice addition to my considerable collection.

If you’re looking for an affordable clit vibe that is, in my opinion, a better option, check out the Pocket Rocket Jr.

I will commend Topco and other big companies for using better materials now, just a couple of years ago, this would have been made out of disgusting jelly. Unfortunately, I think they still have some kinks to work out with this particular toy, but man is that sleeve sweet!

No matter how many high-tech toys I own, I’m still a sucker for a simple egg vibe or pocket rocket. I mean, I love all the bells and whistles that come with a toy like the Gigi, but I really appreciate a simple toy that can bring me from zero to Oh My God quickly every time. When I saw the Sterling Collection Combo Pack from California Exotic, I was really excited because two bullets equal twice as much fun!

The first thing that stood out on this toy was that each bullet is controlled separately. That means that two people can enjoy the toy at the level of vibration that’s right for them! There’s nothing like a little mutual masturbation to set the mood and this toy makes it easy as pie. Of course, if you’re greedy you can use one bullet to stimulate your clit while you or a partner teases with the other! Is it really possible to have too much of a good thing?

With seven levels of stimulation and a pretty powerful buzz, this toy is a cheap way to travel down the road to bliss over and over again. I really believe that multiple levels of vibration are key to any bullet vibe and this one definitely does the job.

Another cool thing about this toy is that each vibe unplugs from the controller, so you can update with different shaped accessories. I’m really interested in check out the Triple Tiered Silver Bullet. Anyways, both bullets included in this pack are made from ABS with silver plating, but there are other options if you’re interested in something different down the road.

Overall, this is a really cool toy that gives you options and that is never a bad thing. If you’re a fan of bullet vibes you should definitely think about doubling your pleasure. This would also be a great first toy for a friend!

Lube is really important, but sometimes it’s also really expensive. While I believe that you often get what you pay for, I’m always looking for a great deal and I totally found one when I picked up a bottle of Slippery Stuff Liquid lubricant!

Because I love my silicone sex toys, I always have a bottle of water-based lube. While I love silicone lube because it’s long lasting, you can’t use it with silicone toys because it will ruin them. I’ve never found a water-based product that lasts as long as silicone, but Slippery Stuff is a really great product for a few reasons.

The first thing I love is that this stuff is glycerin free. A lot of women have bad reactions to glycerin and it’s known to cause yeast infections. I avoid it at all costs and most women really should. It also doesn’t taste or smell like anything – which is really rare. I’d much rather taste my partner than chemicals any day!

The best thing about Slippery Stuff is that it really mirrors a woman’s natural wetness well. While I’ve yet to find a water-based lube that lasts all night long, all you need to do is add a few drops of water to re-activate this stuff.  Saliva works just as well and is a little bit more fun!

Just a few drops of this stuff and you’re good to go without and weird tastes, scary glycerin or worries about ruining your favorite silicone dong!  What’s even better is that it’s only $6.89 for this 4 ounce bottle!  With the money you’ll save by picking up Slippery Stuff, you can have all sorts of fun…

When you review a lot of sex toys it’s always something to find something new and different.  When I saw the Little Su a year or so ago, I knew I had to get my greedy little hands on it!

This unique dildo is made out of medical grade silicone, which means it can be sterilized and shared. Sweet! While it doesn’t vibrate, silicone is really great at transferring vibration and I’ve found that you can add a whole new dimension to the toy by using a vibe with it.

So this toy isn’t meant for thrusting like most dildos.  You insert the Little Su (3.75 insertable inches) and then rock against the part that rests outside your body that does a really great job of stimulating the clit.  Its design is really thoughtful – there are ridges and curves in all of the right places and it really fills you up nicely.

Please know that this is not a toy that is meant for a quick orgasm.  You have to work a bit, but boy is it worth it.  I really like using it for partnered play.  Going down on my partner is a huge turn on in itself, but when I add the extra sensations of this toy it’s a mind-blowing experience for everyone involved!

Two women can also enjoy it simultaneously because the clit stimulator is textured on both sides.  I don’t love it as much for that, but some women may and I do admit it can be fun!

The Little Su comes in a nice box that opens up a lot like a book.  I use mine for storage and think it makes for an attractive gift also.

If you’re looking for something different, you should definitely check out the Little Su on Sextoys.com.  It’s well designed and sure to bring something new to the bedroom!