It’s Friday the 13th and while we’re modern thinking people here at Sextoys.com, a few of us are superstitious. So we’re off to cover the mirrors and store the maintenance guy’s ladder.  We thought we’d entertain you with something though, so here’s a suggestion in hopes that you’ll get lucky.

It is an art

The Art of Advanced Oral Sex for Him and Her:

Oral sex is not just a prelude to intercourse, but an act of deep intimacy that adds new sensation to your lovemaking. Share new heights of sexual passion and learn how to give and receive, bringing your partner to ecstatic climax every time.

This two DVD set instructs in seductive techniques for giving both fellatio and cunnilingus. From personal grooming to a variety of positions and styles, attractive real life couples explicitly explore innovative ways to help you become the best oral lover!

The special DVD features are multilingual (English, Spanish, French, and German), subtitles for the hearing impaired, tips from Dr. Patti Britton, on screen sex encyclopedia, and a full length bonus scenes. Approximately 130 minutes.

Yeah, yeah, I’ve heard it already. “I don’t do phone sex because I can get the real thing.” Really? You are 100% accurate when you target the new little hottie, or for women, that new hot stud at the nightclub. Sorry, I’m not buying it. Nobody is that good.

In fact, I checked with the statisticians at our Sextoys Partyology Department, and they confirm that chances of bagging that target (assuming she or he has had less than 7.25 beers) are 48.762%* on a Saturday, and shrivel to less than half of that on a Sunday.

You’re not going to get lucky every time, and you want to be properly accessorized with the right vibrator or masturbator when you come home, pick up the phone and head off to fantasy land.  These accessories will vary based on personal taste.  But we thought we’d give a couple of suggestions to get your creative juices – among others – flowing.

A little buzz for the buzz of conversation

So ladies, contemplate having this vibrator waiting for you.  The Onye Fleur – Pink:

B3 Onye Fleur is a celebration of Beauty and Sensuality, lovingly formed to enhance your pleasure. Crafted of virgin plastics, it is hygienic and non-porous for easy cleaning.

The softly textured, non-slip grip allows you to focus on the welcome waves of vibration radiating from the delicately-contoured, cylindrical body. Compact and discreet for travel, Onye Fleur is Waterproof and features three blissful speeds of vibration (from gentle to very intense) and has the most power in its size class.

Like all Big Teaze Toys products, Onye Fleur contains no latex, phthalates, lead or heavy metals.

Onye Fleur measures 4 inches in length and 1 inch in diameter. Requires three AAA batteries (not included).

Onye Fleur for Truly Affordable Luxury!

A deep throat for more than conversation

And guys, you’re going to want a masturbator for the experience, trust me.  This one should do the trick, The Tenga Deep Throat Cup:

Hard: The Hard cup provides a deep and intense suction combined with a hard tightening action.

Standard: The “Deep Throat” cup of the Tenga masturbation cup series lets you experience a deep sucking sensation…Special valves create a virtual vacuum inside the cup, to deliver an amazing sucking sensation. The top air vent can be left open or closed, with fingertip, depending on your suction preferences. The unique pinched-in shape of the cup helps to achieve an unparalleled tightness. These advanced features combine with an arousing slurping” sound and vibration give you the feeling that you’re enjoying a real deep throat experience.

Soft: The Soft cup has a softer, gentler grip for a more relaxing experience.

Ultra Size: The “ultrasize” and “super vacuum” (U.S.) edition cups are 20% larger and are designed for the more endowed.

Now hold the phone! You can’t just go dialing willy nilly through the phone book.  I’d be willing to bet that the vast majority of the people in it don’t want to have sex with you, not at that hour at the very least.  You need a set up strategy to get things going.

Guys, if you buy any sex toy from Sextoys.com, you can get a PIN number for 15 FREE minutes of phone sex at:

1-800-927-MOVIE

And ladies, go ahead and get the toy of your choice, but you call for free every time at 1-800-338-LIVE!

Oh, and for those of you wanting the complete experience, buy a DVD for extra fun.

*Unscientific results from the Sextoys Partyology Department based on drinking a whole lot of alcohol, buying a whole lot of alcohol for others and trying to get laid (Y variable is “hottie” or “hot stud” which mutates after 8.57 beers).

What’s on your wish list?  Oh, you don’t have one yet?  You really should have one.  Ginger Leigh has had a wish list for a long time, and a few of her wishes have been fulfilled!  Think of your wish list like you would think of window shopping.  You can see it, make a note of it and then pick it up when you have the coin.

You can find wish list tabs on each individual product page and on the product listings pages.  When you have an account with Sextoys.com (By the way, your account is completely protected and we don’t spam – bad for business), you can access your wish list every time you drop in.

May My Wishes Come True

I even have a wish list.  I may be a bit of a freak, ok, I’m a LOT of a freak, but I have got to get me one of these.  It’s on my wish list.

Fetish Fantasy Sex Harness:

Get the perfect position for pleasure every time with the Fetish Fantasy Sex Harness! This full body support sling can instantly turn an ordinary erotic encounter into a night of excitement and experimentation.

With the Sex Harness, there’s no need for bulky ceiling swings, position pillows or any other sex furniture. Just slide the full body harness on, strap your partner in, and get ready for incredible positions and explosive adventures! Enjoy all the advantages of an anchored sex swing without having the actual swing!

The Sex Harness helps you effortlessly support and maneuver your partner, allowing you to get closer and more intimate than ever before! Difficult sexual positions are no longer limited to the gifted and sexually athletic! With this simple over-the-shoulder harness, you can control your lovers movement like never before!

Indulge together in satisfying sex, without worrying about tiring or over-extending yourself. Enjoy weightless penetration, in any position you can imagine, thanks to the sturdy leather thigh straps and easy-grip chest handles. Simply slide your partners legs into the padded thigh straps, grab hold of the rubber chest handles, and get ready for the wild ride!

The padded neck cushion takes the strain off your neck and shoulders, while the straps easily adjust to fit most sizes. Go ahead, explore your deepest and most difficult Fetish Fantasies.

So get your wish list and get ready for happy dreams!

Today, we are going to use Tera Patrick for an example.  This is not because we think she is a stunningly beautiful performer we’ve fantasized about several times over (though we have).  We wanted to pick up on Sara’s post from Wednesday about combining toys and movies to get more out of your solo play time.

Come to Tera

So let’s start with the idea that you are the lucky owner of Tera’s Futurotic Plus Pussy and Ass.  If you love Tera and don’t have this, you really should get it.  Here’s Why: IT IS HOT!  Check it out:

“My Pussy and Ass is Perfectly Sculpted to Reveal Every Contour!

This is an exact replica of Tera’s famous bodily attributes. Meticulously sculpted to reveal every luscious texture and soft delicate fold of Tera’s voluptuous ass and hand-painted sensuous pussy. Made of superior quality, soft, supple, super-stretchy Futurotic Plus? material, this is the closest to life-like as you will find. Over 6 pounds of virtual pleasure. The removable double bullets add extra pleasure to her already tight pussy and ass.

Includes: removable double bullets, talc and cherry lube.

This toy requires 2 AA batteries, not included.”

Tera Patrick Superstar

So you’ve made the investment in this ultra hot sex toy and you want to get the most out of it, right?  If you have a strong enough imagination that shouldn’t be hard.  But “kick it up a notch” as Emeril says, and add some real spice!

How about awesome visuals to help you on your way?  Then add Tera Patrick Superstar!

“The first four hour compilation of the hottest sex scenes from adult megastar Tera Patrick and friends.

This DVD packs some of Tera’s and TeraVision’s hottest scenes. Stay tuned for future editions of Tera Patrick’s four hour DVDs.

In the meantime, just sit back and enjoy yourself!”

That’s just what we’re talking about.  Throw in a little porn and enjoy yourself!  If you’re going to the trouble of getting an exact replica of Tera Patrick, take the fantasy all the way through and get the visuals right!  Combining a little porn with your sex toy play can make it that much more exciting!

So the next time you pick up a masturbator, realistic vagina or blowjob simulator, grab a good adult movie to make it an experience you’ll want over and over.

Flexi Felix Anal Toy

A common question that relates to adult play asks whether or not anal stimulation can lead to orgasm.  We’ve covered all kinds of orgasms in this blog, from what seem to be random orgasms, to Extended Massive Orgasm.  And as regular readers know, different people will experience stimulation in many different ways.  Orgasms can occur because of a variety of stimulations.

But can you achieve an anal orgasm because of anal stimulation.  Our answer?  Sure, why couldn’t you have an orgasm because of anal stimulation?

As we covered in our discussion of analingus, not all anal stimulation is safe, so you have to be careful when you engage in anal play or anal sex.  But most anal stimulation is perfectly safe, provided you take the proper precautions for you and your partner.  Let’s go over a few points to keep things fun.

Anal Sex – Basic Steps for Fun and Safety

First, everyone has to relax.  Your first anal experience should be an easy, comfortable time.  Going straight from never having had anal sex to full blown penetration could turn into a painful lesson in patience.  Taking a few steps one by one is a good plan for your first time.  Relaxing could be as simple as a good massage, lots of foreplay and even a tasty adult beverage before you get started.  Once everyone is “in the groove,” you can proceed to experimenting.

Next, have a good supply of lubricant on hand.  The anus provides no natural lubrication, so you need to use as much lube as it takes to make things comfortable (that amount will vary from one person to the next).  If you are using latex gloves or condoms, make sure that you ONLY use a water-based lubricant.  If you use oil or silicone based lube on latex, you’ll be in for a melting, gooey surprise.

Why would latex gloves be involved?  Easy, you might want to get your partner used to anal stimulation gently.  Using a single finger for gentle penetration allows your partner to get used to the sensation.  Another option is to get an anal beginner’s kit that has graduated anal plugs so that you can take your time and go easy.

Juli Ashton Anal Beginner Kit

One other important idea: Masturbating your partner, or having your partner masturbate as you experiment with these sensations allows your partner to create an association between anal sex and orgasm.  This can lead to even more intense orgasms as the anal stimulation becomes more familiar.

Those are the standard rules for getting started.  Now we’ll break things up a little for women and men.  The approaches can be different for either sex, so we’ll separate them to make it simple.

Anal Sex Ideas for Women

Four Seasons Condoms

Once you’ve taken the time to become accustomed to anal stimulation, you’ll probably want to branch into anal sex. Most people automatically assume that this means hit the hands and knees and go straight to doggie style anal sex.  Often, that’s the worst way to get started.  Women might want to start anal sex in a classic “Cowgirl” position, where the woman is on top and in control of the penetration.

Missionary is also another great option for anal sex.  It limits the depth of penetration, and it’s definitely more intimate than doggie style as you and your partner try a whole new experience.  Again, during anal sex it is perfectly fine to masturbate, and some people swear by Bullets to achieve intense, body shaking orgasms.

You may find that you don’t need a bullet or masturbation.  It is quite possible to have an orgasm with only anal stimulation alone.  There are no rules, other than to be safe and have fun.

And if things get uncomfortable, just stop and come back to it another time!

Anal Sex Ideas for Men

Your new best friend Bob

You’re too macho for back door play, eh?  All that tells us is that you haven’t had a prostate massage induced orgasm.  Have one of those and get back to us on the macho stuff (we suspect you’ll be asking our experts which prostate massager is right for you).  Anal stimulation is great for women, but some men just can’t get enough either.

Some gay and bisexual men enjoy anal play together, but you don’t have to be gay or bisexual to enjoy anal stimulation.  The growing number of men buying strap ons tells us that straight men have caught on to the joys of anal sex too.  Now, here’s where we find a common bickering point.  Is there a difference between an anal orgasm and a prostate orgasm?  Do you really care?  We don’t.

If something is safe and makes you come, it doesn’t really matter what caused it scientifically.  Guys, you differ from women slightly.  The prostate is just inside your anus, right above your perineum (the area between your scrotum and anus).  It pays to be careful around the prostate.  If you’re going to have your partner use fingers for warm up, watch out for fingernails!  And remember that the prostate is sensitive.

Prostate massagers can give you a knee buckling, drooling and mind numbing orgasm like you’ve never experienced.  If your partner learns how to manipulate one to please you, be careful.  She’ll have the power to make you her love slave.  The rules on prostate massage are pretty simple.  If you have prostate issues, don’t do it.  Otherwise, you’ll want gentle, steady strokes on your prostate until you come.  It takes varying times, but if you’re patient, you’ll get the big prize.

Take a break from being the big doggie and give her some fun too

Same as with anal sex, you can masturbate during anal stimulation to get the best of both worlds.  In fact, you can folow the same rules as a woman.  Heck, give her a strap on, lube up, grab a masturbator and get completely freaky.  You can use your imagination to have a ball.  Plus, she might like a break from the mundane and an opportunity to play the role of Big Doggie!

Enjoy it, and if it gets uncomfortable, stop and come back to it later.

So we know anal orgasm is possible.  We know anal sex can be perfectly safe.  We know that many people enjoy it all the time.  All that’s left is for you to get busy enjoying it!