Sexy lingerie.

Black Bondage Kit (lite kink).

Black Breath Play Hood (hard kink).

Black Hand Solo Stroker.

Black Patent PVC Harness.

Black Power Bullet Breeze.

All new products in all sorts of colors.

Think Wii meets sex toys.  With each vibrator comes a wireless remote control that is powered/controlled by motion.  There is even a little motor in the remote control that responds to your motion as well!  This way you know what the person on the other end is feeling.  There are 2 modes.  Mode 1 allows you to tilt the controller from horizontal to vertical to adjust speed and intensity.  Mode 2 allows you to get crazy and shake, twirl and wiggle the remote in a Wii-like fashion.  Fun!

All of the vibrators in the SenseMotion line are waterproof and have a remote range of over 30 feet!  That’s THIRTY FEET!

“Taini is a landmark creation for couples the world over a luxurious addition to your love life. Can be worn by women during intercourse or for an intimate hands-free experience. Featuring revolutionary SenseMotion technology with a wireless remote a simple flick of the wrist will adjust vibration patterns at any time you choose. More than this the waterproof silicone design and smooth flexible form brings absolute comfort to both partners Makes a great experience even better while setting a new standard for couples massagers in the world today.”

“Lyla is the premium egg -like massager in the world today to be enjoyed or worn internally for a range of thrilling sensations. Featuring Lelo’s pioneering SenseMotion technology and a wireless remote with a range of up to 39 feet, powerful vibration patterns are adjusted by the controller with a simple tilt of the hand. Meanwhile a discreet motor inside the controller mirrors Lylas vibrations to show what a partner is feeling. Wonderfully quiet, fully waterproof, and rechargeable with a beautifully smooth design, Lyla brings an array of untold possibilities in couples play.”

“Oden is the most sophisticated couples ring ever made featuring an industry first with SenseMotion technology and wireless remote that allows you to change vibrations with a tilt of your hand. Delivering more intimacy and control than ever before the unique and flexible design is coated in the smoothest silicone to bring greater comfort to the man while the near silent vibrations allow for intimate enjoyment by both partners. Fully waterproof and rechargeable with motion-control settings and all the guarantees you expect. No others couples ring offers this kind of sensual experience.”

While these vibes can totally be used during solo play, they are quite perfect for couples’ play.  Treat yourselves!

The eggplant vibrator just seemed appropriate here.

“Sexual function improved significantly and quickly in obese men with type 2 diabetes after weight loss with reduced-calorie diets, results of a small Australian clinical study showed.

Erectile function, sexual desire, and urinary symptoms all improved significantly in 31 men who lost 5% to 10% of their body weight in eight weeks.”

If you’d like to live a healthier life style, but just can’t get going, you may want to keep these positive sexual side effects in your back pocket.  Knowing that you’ll want to do it and have a better time doing it if you lose a few pounds may be just the kick in the ass you need.  I’m not suggesting anyone go to extremes here, but there’s nothing wrong with showing the old ticker a little love.

This study was aimed at men (particularly those with diabetes) and it is indeed true that the whole weight loss thing being linked to better sex mostly pertains to men.  Sorry, Ladies.  That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t maintain healthy life style.  I know the better I feel, the more inclined I am to get down and dirty!

Doc Johnson has managed to replicate her saliva for our personal use.  It’s a little weird, but I’m okay with it.

Sasha Grey Love Spit Lube:

“Crossover superstar Sasha Grey says the best lube is spit. We say if it ain’t spit it ain’t love. Sasha Grey’s Love Spit from Doc Johnson is a waterbased lubricant formulated to look and act like the real thing. Swap some with your partner tonight.

2 oz. bottle.

Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Polyquaternium-7, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Sodium Polyacrylate, PVM/MA Copolymer, Chlorhexidine Gluconate, Gluconolactone, Methylparaben, Sodium Hydroxide. ”

It does contain glycerin and I’m pretty bummed about it.   If you have sensitivities, then this isn’t the lube for you.  If not, you should give this stuff a go.  I’m totally curious has to how much it simulates saliva.  Does it feel like any old water based lube, or does it feel like a magical porn/ cross over goddess bestowed her spittle upon thee?