Today, we are going to use Tera Patrick for an example.  This is not because we think she is a stunningly beautiful performer we’ve fantasized about several times over (though we have).  We wanted to pick up on Sara’s post from Wednesday about combining toys and movies to get more out of your solo play time.

Come to Tera

So let’s start with the idea that you are the lucky owner of Tera’s Futurotic Plus Pussy and Ass.  If you love Tera and don’t have this, you really should get it.  Here’s Why: IT IS HOT!  Check it out:

“My Pussy and Ass is Perfectly Sculpted to Reveal Every Contour!

This is an exact replica of Tera’s famous bodily attributes. Meticulously sculpted to reveal every luscious texture and soft delicate fold of Tera’s voluptuous ass and hand-painted sensuous pussy. Made of superior quality, soft, supple, super-stretchy Futurotic Plus? material, this is the closest to life-like as you will find. Over 6 pounds of virtual pleasure. The removable double bullets add extra pleasure to her already tight pussy and ass.

Includes: removable double bullets, talc and cherry lube.

This toy requires 2 AA batteries, not included.”

Tera Patrick Superstar

So you’ve made the investment in this ultra hot sex toy and you want to get the most out of it, right?  If you have a strong enough imagination that shouldn’t be hard.  But “kick it up a notch” as Emeril says, and add some real spice!

How about awesome visuals to help you on your way?  Then add Tera Patrick Superstar!

“The first four hour compilation of the hottest sex scenes from adult megastar Tera Patrick and friends.

This DVD packs some of Tera’s and TeraVision’s hottest scenes. Stay tuned for future editions of Tera Patrick’s four hour DVDs.

In the meantime, just sit back and enjoy yourself!”

That’s just what we’re talking about.  Throw in a little porn and enjoy yourself!  If you’re going to the trouble of getting an exact replica of Tera Patrick, take the fantasy all the way through and get the visuals right!  Combining a little porn with your sex toy play can make it that much more exciting!

So the next time you pick up a masturbator, realistic vagina or blowjob simulator, grab a good adult movie to make it an experience you’ll want over and over.

It’s Monday and we’re all probably trying to shake off the woes of another weekend slipping through our grasps.  For some of us, Sunday was a blur and we have the headaches to prove it.  Others of us had a dull weekend filled with duties and chores.  Yet others had a hodgepodge and just want to kick the Monday blues.

Time for a Handie

One day to help a guy get over the dreaded “Mondays” is to not let something slip through your grasp.  That’s right, today we’re talking about the woefully underrated, and seldom enjoyed hand job.

Some of you may find that a boring idea, but let me stop you there.  An average guy has been the recipient of hundreds, if not thousands (depending on his sex drive), of self administered hand jobs. Guys KNOW hand jobs. They like them. If you can administer one properly, he’ll be seriously impressed!

But a partner giving a hand job has many options available that aren’t when the guy is flying solo.  Let’s look at the options.

Option 1 – Old Reliable

Sometimes simple is best. There isn’t a swinging dick on the planet who will deny that a good old fashioned monkey-spank produces good results. If you’re new to the hand job, a good stroking is a great place to start.

Details: This one really is simple.  All you have to do is get a suitable grip and start to stroke up and down the shaft. The results will be exactly what your partner wants.

Manufacturer’s Notes: You can spice this one up by showing the boys some love.  Lift the shaft out of your way and have at them with some oral affection.  You’ll hear the groans and grunts of happiness if you’re doing it right.

Option 2 – The Herky Jerk

Edging is something many guys enjoy.  Basically, the idea is to get right to the point of orgasm and to stop, cool down and then repeat.  When it’s time to blow, the reaction is volcanic.  An edged orgasm is one of the most intense a person can have.

Recommended for the Herky Jerk

Details: This one requires a lighter touch and you’re going to need time.  Want a quickie?  If so, forget The Herky Jerk.  You have to spend time building up the heat and then letting it dissipate.  A good lube is perfect for The Herky Jerk, like the one we recommend here.

Manufacturer’s Notes: You’re absolutely going to have to communicate well to “pull off” a Herky Jerk.  You have to know when he’s close, so that you can ease the pressure.  This is a great time to kiss and get some reciprocation!

Option 3 – The Kiss of Little Death

The French have long referred to orgasm as the “little death.”  Sounds kind of depressing, unless you think of the rush and concluding temporary exhaustion, which then makes the phrase more sensible. But you can make the little death a little more bearable with a few oral pleasures added in.

Details: This is a classic hand job with a light touch of oral (EMPHASIS: LIGHT) pleasuring added in.  You can use a flavored oral sex lube to add to your pleasure while giving him his. The key is to tease the glans (head) of the penis as you gently caress the shaft.  Doing this over and over again in little teases throughout will drive him wild.

Manufacturer’s Notes: You could end up with more than a mouthful using this technique.  Usually the orgasm comes on very rapidly because of the multiple stimulation techniques. If you’re in a safe relationship and ok with that, enjoy!  If not, watch carefully for your partner’s expressions and have him communicate so that you know when it’s coming – literally.

Option 4 – The Double Fister

If you’re in a relationship with a partner who has a little extra artillery range (very well endowed), this is an option that will fire his gun. Two are usually better than one, and this is no exception.

Details: You’ll need a little coordination for this one.  Get both hands on the shaft with the appropriate grip and stroke them with synchronized movement.  You’ll know you’re off sync by his screams (if you go without lube), so try to keep things together.

Manufaturer’s Notes: Make sure your grip is the same on both hands, to keep the pressure constant. With this one, you can also switch hands off to give yourself a break.

The most important aspect to hand jobs is to freestyle.  Add your own unique touch to give your partner a signature handie.  The best part of all is that if your grip matches your partner’s desired stimulation, you can’t mess up a hand job.

So get a fist full and happy stroking!

Before we announce the winner of our Cupid’s Fun Factory grand prize, we’d like to thank the Team at Fun Factory for sponsoring this contest and – on a very personal note from our team – making some of the coolest and most exciting toys on the market!  Many thanks to Fun Factory!  We’d love to do this again next year!

Fun Factory

So yeah, we know you’ve been waiting.  It wasn’t a Hilton, but another Paris gets the grand prize!  Cupid pulled her name from his quiver, and she gets all of these great sex toys:

The Wave!

“If you’re looking for a g-spot dildo, the Wave is perfectly curved to hit your magic button. This textured toy features four wild waves on the inside of the shaft for amazing sensations upon penetration.

Silicone is a safe and reliable material that is non-porous, phthalate-free and can be sterilized in between session. The Wave is harness compatible and the base also doubles as a suction cup for hands free solo riding! Catch a wave today with this awesome silicone dildo.

Color: Purple Type: Dildo Material: Silicone Length: 7 1/2in Insertable Length: 6 1/2in Circumference: 5 1/2in Special Features: Harness Compatible, Boilable, Suction Cup Base.”

Galan!

Galan 2

“Fun Factory’s Generation II Vibrators are the finest vibrators money can buy! Generation II Vibrators are Water Resistant and suitable to accompany you in the shower.

They are made with the 100% Silicone (as are all Fun Factory products) that is velvety soft yet firm, and gentle to the skin. These vibes stay super quiet even when run at the strongest vibration level. The controller is mounted at an angle so that you can precisely and continuously adjust the vibration level with just one finger.

The Galan has a sensual rounded form which assists in G-spot Stimulation. The total length is 7 inches and the instertable length is 6 inches. Requires 2 AA batteries not included.”

Bloomy!

“Fall in love with Bloomy! Fun Factorys Bloomy delivers lovers of anal pleasure a thrilling new experience. Bloomy’s Royal Curl design and ring grip make for superb handling and exceptional stimulation.

Bloomy is made of 100 percent silicone for long lasting fun. It bends and twists and can follow you into the tub. Bloomy has an insertable length of 4in and is about an inch wide at the widest point.”

And Smart Balls!

“Smartballs – a deeply feminine pleasure.

Smartballs will let you experience a wide range of emotions and motion, because their friendly texture will give way to intimate massage, from slow and smooth initially, then shifting slowly to ever more caressing and exciting feelings so hard to describe you just have to go out of your way to get a hold of them. They will become your new best friend in a heartbeat.

Smartballs are made of hypoallergenic Elastomed, which is very durable and very easy to clean. The unique design, velvety smooth surface and Smartballs –a deeply feminine pleasure numerous color combinations are pleasing to the eye.

The patented manufacturing process makes our Smartballs the quietest balls in the world.

Smartballs – for more sexy fun because they train vaginal as well as pelvic floor muscles. Recommended by midwives, and not only for postpartum exercise, but so much more!

- Dimension: 1,6 in x 4 in
- Ribbon: 3,7 in
- Material: Elastomed

Detailed operating instructions are included and a sample of our lubricant Bodyfluid in every package of SMARTBALLS.”

Paris also gets sample packs of Toy Fluid! Thanks to everyone who played along, and keep checking back for our next contest!

Cupid found a new home for his Fun Factory Dinky Digger – With a real Daisy!

Dinky Digger

“Let yourself be enthralled by Dinky Digger’s modern design and outstanding technology. The satisfying structure and curved tip guarantee unsurpassed stimulation!

The powerful motor is super quiet at even the strongest vibration levels. The ergonomic control unit and silicone body unite in flowing grandeur. The controller optimally adapts to fit the palm of your hand, and is mounted at an angle so that you can precisely and continuously adjust the vibration level with just one finger.

This charming g-spot vibe is a one-of-a-kind massage device. His small silicone body is rich in texture, and velvety smooth. Dinky is both colorful and easy to clean. His cute little snub nose is excellently suited for clitoral and g-spot stimulation. Rounded forms dominate the appearance and generate harmony in style and elegance.

Dinky is sturdy and extremely durable! Made from 100% Silicone – The same tried and true material all of our FunFactory toys are made from. It’s what toys dreams are made of! This vibrator is velvety soft yet firm, gentle to the skin, odorless and easy to care for.

Splash-proof and suitable for use in the shower.

This toy requires 2 AA batteries, not included.”

Check back Sunday for our Grand Prize announcement!

Dear Cupid,

Please send me some toys. You shot the arrow through my heart and made me fall in love but I think you were being a little mean when you picked someone half way round the world. Now I feel its only fair you send me something to make our time on Skype a lot more exciting.

Your friend,
M

You’ll love Fun Factory toys too! Get a great deal on a package straight from Cupid’s Fun Factory, and enter for your chance to win free sex toys made by the “O” Award winning company, and manufacturer of some of the most fun vibrators and dildos on the market.

Cupid’s Fun Factory is Brought to You by Sextoys.com and Fun Factory!

Cupid pulled a Raven from his quiver, and the Gigolo has a new home!

Raven has a Gigolo

Fun Factory’s Generation II Vibrators are the finest vibrators money can buy! Generation II Vibrators are Water Resistant and suitable to accompany you in the shower.

They are made with the 100% Silicone (as are all Fun Factory products) that is velvety soft yet firm, and gentle to the skin. These vibes stay super quiet even when run at the strongest vibration level! The controller is mounted at an angle so that you can precisely and continuously adjust the vibration level with just one finger!

The curvy body, which features a slightly angled tip that is ideal for stimulating the G-spot. The total length is 8.75 inches with an insertable length of 6.75 inches. Requires 2 AA batteries not included.

You’ll love Fun Factory toys too! Get a great deal on a package straight from Cupid’s Fun Factory, and enter for your chance to win free sex toys made by the “O” Award winning company, and manufacturer of some of the most fun vibrators and dildos on the market.

Cupid’s Fun Factory is Brought to You by Sextoys.com and Fun Factory!

Coming Friday

Dear Cupid,

My name is Faith. I have had some pretty awful Valentine’s Day experiences in the past, which has led me to hold some resentment towards this supposedly magical holiday. I just know if I could get my hands on a toy this holiday (considering I have no toys at all), that I could have a great Valentine’s day. So please, give this broke single girl a break, and give me the gift of loving myself this Valentine’s day.

Sincerly,
Faith

You’ll love Fun Factory toys too! Get a great deal on a package straight from Cupid’s Fun Factory, and enter for your chance to win free sex toys made by the “O” Award winning company, and manufacturer of some of the most fun vibrators and dildos on the market.

Cupid’s Fun Factory is Brought to You by Sextoys.com and Fun Factory!

Cupid fired and “M” scores the Share XS from Cupid’s Fun Factory!

From Fun Factory:

Everyone wants to be “the other” for a brief moment. With »SHARE XS« you can now fulfill this wish. With a special design that helps break down inhibitions, the »SHARE XS« partner dildo is particularly cherished by beginners.Its graceful shape entices you to experiment and for the passive partner it’s an absolutely thrilling ride!

Like all of our toys, the »SHARE XS« is ergonomically formed. The larger end fits optimally into the vagina, the raised part promising improved hold. The slender end then stimulates the male G-spot.

STUBS are made of 100 % medical-grade Silicone! They are flexible without losing the necessary stability, easy to clean and hypoallergenic. If cooled or warmed, if bathing or on land – they guarantee diversified stimulation.

Special features

good grip
easy to use
made of solid, 100 % medical-grade Silicone
easy to insert
indulges both the active and passive partner
scooped base offers hold without compromising freedom of movement
adapts perfectly to the body
sturdy shape
natural form

You’ll love Fun Factory toys too! Get a great deal on a package straight from Cupid’s Fun Factory, and enter for your chance to win free sex toys made by the “O” Award winning company, and manufacturer of some of the most fun vibrators and dildos on the market.

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Gigolo II

Dear Cupid,

I am my own best lover. I tried to set my relationship status to indicate that I am in a complicated relationship status with myself, but facebook wouldn’t let me be in a relationship with myself. Please support our minority non-traditional relationship by sending sex toys!!

xoxo
Roxxie

Check out Roxxie’s Website for some awesome stuff!

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Flexi Felix

Dear Cupid

And I would absolutely love to be entered into the Fun Factory Contest because I absolutely adore the fine products that Fun Factory has to offer.  I’ve never been a fan of realistic sex toys, and I love that Fun Factory makes high quality with a bit of whimsy.  Their toys are genuinely fun – fun to look at, even more fun to use, and of course I would love the chance to expand my collection.  In fact, the great thing about this contest is that no matter who wins what, they’re going to get something great.  (Haha, seriously I effing love Fun Factory.)

Thanks!
Kate

You’ll love Fun Factory toys too! Get a great deal on a package straight from Cupid’s Fun Factory, and enter for your chance to win free sex toys made by the “O” Award winning company, and manufacturer of some of the most fun vibrators and dildos on the market.

Cupid’s Fun Factory is Brought to You by Sextoys.com and Fun Factory!