Doc Johnson has managed to replicate her saliva for our personal use.  It’s a little weird, but I’m okay with it.

Sasha Grey Love Spit Lube:

“Crossover superstar Sasha Grey says the best lube is spit. We say if it ain’t spit it ain’t love. Sasha Grey’s Love Spit from Doc Johnson is a waterbased lubricant formulated to look and act like the real thing. Swap some with your partner tonight.

2 oz. bottle.

Ingredients: Water (Aqua), Glycerin, Polyquaternium-7, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Sodium Polyacrylate, PVM/MA Copolymer, Chlorhexidine Gluconate, Gluconolactone, Methylparaben, Sodium Hydroxide. ”

It does contain glycerin and I’m pretty bummed about it.   If you have sensitivities, then this isn’t the lube for you.  If not, you should give this stuff a go.  I’m totally curious has to how much it simulates saliva.  Does it feel like any old water based lube, or does it feel like a magical porn/ cross over goddess bestowed her spittle upon thee?

The first thing I consider when checking out a new lubricant is the ingredients list. If a company doesn’t care enough for my health to make a body-safe product, I’m not going to spend my money with them. Earthly Body has nothing to worry about because they obviously put some thought into their formulation. Waterslide is sugar, glycerin and paraben-free. I try to avoid all three!

Three is apparently the magic number, because that is exactly how many ingredients you’ll find in this bottle of vegan water-based lube: Purified Water, Propanediol (Natural Humectant) and Natural Carrageenan (Sea Plant). I don’t know about you, but I like the sounds of that!

While that’s all well and good, what really counts is how well a product works and I can definitely recommend Waterslide. I’ve got enough lube to last a lifetime and this one works as well as my favorites. The only complaint I have is that it has a bit of an odd taste. It’s not horrible, but I could do without it.

Because it is a water-based lube, it’s safe to use with condoms and toys of all types. I have a lot of silicone toys, so I always make sure to have a bottle of water-based slick stuff on hand to use with them. Silicone-based lubes will ruin your expensive silicone toys, so make sure to never use them together!

If you’re looking for an all-natural product that works well without one hundred thousand extra chemicals, you should definitely check out Earthly Body’s Waterslide!

In fact, the hummer (blowus jobus, in scientific parlance) is so popular that an entire line of flavored oral sex lubes are on the market to make it a tasty experience.  Want a cherry, watermelon or the ever cliched banana flavor to go with your work?  There’s a lube for it. There are even lip balms to improve lubrication and keep the lips wet for the job.

Whet your whistle before you hum away

To make sure that your hard work doesn’t go unrewarded, follow a few simple guidelines:

1. Some oral sex lubes contain sugar. NEVER put these around, on or near the Vajayjay.  Bad idea. Worse yet, you’re almost guaranteed to get an infection, and nothing ruins the moment like the thought of a wicked infection later.

2. If you’re going to pour some sugar on your guy, make sure he washes his penis off before you both move on to more vigorous events.  That means scrub it before sex, if you used an oral sex lube with sugar.

3. Lick, slurp and suck your way to thrills!  And enjoy the flavor as you keep humming along!

Because I love my silicone sex toys, I always have a bottle of water-based lube. While I love silicone lube because it’s long lasting, you can’t use it with silicone toys because it will ruin them. I’ve never found a water-based product that lasts as long as silicone, but Slippery Stuff is a really great product for a few reasons.

The first thing I love is that this stuff is glycerin free. A lot of women have bad reactions to glycerin and it’s known to cause yeast infections. I avoid it at all costs and most women really should. It also doesn’t taste or smell like anything – which is really rare. I’d much rather taste my partner than chemicals any day!

The best thing about Slippery Stuff is that it really mirrors a woman’s natural wetness well. While I’ve yet to find a water-based lube that lasts all night long, all you need to do is add a few drops of water to re-activate this stuff.  Saliva works just as well and is a little bit more fun!

Just a few drops of this stuff and you’re good to go without and weird tastes, scary glycerin or worries about ruining your favorite silicone dong!  What’s even better is that it’s only $6.89 for this 4 ounce bottle!  With the money you’ll save by picking up Slippery Stuff, you can have all sorts of fun…

This set features one 1.5 oz flip top travel size lubricant in the following three Naturals varieties: Beautifully Bare, Sensual Strawberry, and Silky Supreme.

These formulas are crystal clear, glycerin and paraben free for sensitive skin, and are sugar free so they wont disrupt vaginal health. Beautiful Bare is a water-based lubricant that’s perfect for anyone with allergies or sensitivies to regular lubricants, Sensual Strawberry features a hint of natural strawberry taste in a water-based formula, and Silky Supreme is a silicone-based lube for extra smooth glide.

Type: Lubricant Sampler
Includes: 1.5 oz bottle in Beautifully Bare, Sensual Strawberry, and Silky Supreme Lubricants.
Weight: 9 oz (in package)