I’m pretty sure everyone in the world knows what a Love Doll is. They’re insanely popular for obvious reasons and have also achieved relative notoriety in the pop culture world as a site gag. Whether you’re looking for a lovely lady who never says no or a companion that’ll keep you cruising along in the carpool lane, having one of these toys around is a pretty great idea.
While a lot of you probably have an image in your head of a wide eyed plastic face with a big red cock-sucking mouth, there are a ton of options if you’re interested in picking up one of the inflatable friends. I thought I would highlight some of the more unique love dolls we offer, because you never when you’ll find yourself in need of a blow up billy goat!
One of my favorite items on sextoys.com, it’s also one of the most unique! Whether you’re looking for something out of this world to sink your cock into, or a great gift for a friend who spends a little too much time obsessing about Star Trek, you can’t go wrong with the Area 51 Love Doll from Pipedream.
It’s the love doll they never wanted you to know about! For years they’ve locked it away, kept it classified and tried to prevent man from enjoying extraterrestrial pleasure.
Now you can experience what humans have fantasized about for decades…incredible sex with an alien! It’s pussy-shaped mouth, 3 supples breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy.
I love that the people at Pipedream saw a market for a travel sized Lovin’ Lamb Blow Up Doll. Obviously, a regular sized lamb doll is just not going to cut it for today’s busy person.
Wooooooeeeee! You’ve just wrangled your very own Lovin’ Lamb! Any old time ewe’re in the mood for a roll in the hay, she’ll be yer barnyard babe!
Ewe’ll be singing E-I-E-I-OHHHH till the cows come home! The Lovin’ Lamb always satisfies and darn tootin` if she ain’t the life of the hootenanny!
While this one is definitely marketed towards the bachelor party/gag gift scene, I’m totally not here to judge! I mean, what do I care if you want nothing more than to take on Lil Ho Peep and Her Sheep – that’s what fantasies are made for and we’re here to help you live out yours!