We’ll admit, that was a setup title. Nothing is better than sex or golf. But we also have to admit that football isn’t far behind. And since we just wrapped up the first week of U.S. Professional Football’s preseason, we figured it would be a great time to celebrate the World’s Most Physical spectacle with a tribute to fun ways to incorporate football themes into sex (without the violence, because collisions in bed should be far more controlled and less painful).

Cheering for you
And let’s not dilly dally about this, most guys will not watch a game without a peek, or two, at the home team’s cheerleading squad. After all, the Dallas Cowgirls are as famous, if not moreso than their head banging counterparts, the Dallas Cowboys. Well guys, why just stare? Get into the fantasy with Chrissy the Coed Cheerleader Doll:
“Always wanted to do a cheerleader? Here’s your chance to be the jock of this cheerleaders world! She’ll have you cumming in her anally, vaginally, and orally.
Let her cheer you into the best orgasm you’ve craved for years. Enjoy every inch of her athletic little body as she does splits on your pleasure rod. Show her you have some pom-poms of your own that she can cheer with.
Chrissy is an inflatable latex love doll. She has 3 openings.
This is an inflatable love doll. The box cover image may not represent the actual product.”
And since we’re talking Dallas, you might want to get the ability for some instant replays. True, you don’t have a red flag for a coach’s challenge, but that doesn’t mean you have to wait for a highlight reel to get the best action at your fingertips. And, suppose you had your own camera? You know you’d have a cheerleaders’ highlight reel too, right?
How about Debbie Does Dallas for some serious “in game” action?

Highlight Reel
From Classic DVD:
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The movie is one of the hottest x-rated films ever made. One of the all-time bestsellers on videocassette. A classic, combining a fantasy setting with some very intense and graphic sex action. Starring: Bambi Woods, Misty Winter, Pat Allure, Robyn Byrd, Rikki O’Neal, Arcadia Lake, Paula Head, and Georgette Sanders.”
No football player spends all of his time in a film room. The best know that you have to get out and practice to become the best player in the league. And practice for the greats is what made them really stand out.
Average players never really like to practice and it shows. Build up your game and get in shape (bigger shape) with Dr. Joel’s Stroking Power Pump:

Pump it up
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SCORE
Everyone says that Football is a game of inches. Well, you should take them seriously. The difference between a turnover and a score can be a matter of inches. Make sure you get the extra length you need with the Andropenis Extender:
“Andropenis is a penis enlarger which provokes permanent growth in the structure of the penis through a progressive and adaptable traction system. It is the only penis enlargement device with FDA clearance as well as being approved by health authorities in countries around the globe.
The design of Andropenis is based on medical research which supports and guarantees its efficiency and is recommended by prestigious Urologists and Andrologists worldwide. Andropenis is a discreet, easy to use and comfortable device which can be used whilst seated and walking.
Andropenis allows the user to obtain a permanently bigger penis, up to 4 cm in length and 1.5 cm in girth. Other enlargers will claim to give you better results but andropenis has the medical backing to show it works and is safe, it is effective in 97.5% of cases.”
C’mon, Man! A 97.5% conversion rate in the red zone will make you the talk of the league.
Ok, ok. Ladies, you need not become a widow during football seaon. Do you have a guy who spends too much time glued to the set watching the waning minutes of a 3 -3 game between two last place teams? Some guys can get pathetic about football. Get his pathetic backside off the couch by confusing him.
Right, don’t argue. Most guys in a football induced coma are easily susceptible to believing almost anything (like their 4-8 team can come back and get into the playoffs). Fool him with the BJU Cheerleading costume and he’ll follow you straight to the room.
From Dream Girls:

Distract Him
“This five piece sleepwear set has bra top that ties in the front with a contrast trim and BJU screen print. Includes skirt with cheerleader logo with pink sequin trim, matching thong and 2 pink hair ribbons to add to the look. The material of the costume is 100! Polyester. Your partner can wait to hear you scream some cheers!
Size: one size fits most”
So there you have it. Get into football season with a sexy twist. Or make it a team sport with our complete selection of sex toys for couples. You’re going to love the action.
This Post NOT Endorsed by the National Football League. – But it was sure fun to write.