We are offering 20% off of all of our Halloween Costumes!  This most sacred of all holidays is coming up super fast, so I suggest you hurry up get your order in post haste.  Don’t be the jerk that asks for candy in your t-shirt and jeans.  That’s just lame.  Instead, wear a sexy something or other to get your trick or treat on.  Plus, all costumes are on SALE!  Here are a few examples of what you could strut your candy-eating-ass in this Halloween.

Perhaps this isn’t exactly what the True Blood vamps where, but it’s sexy.

Vampire Vixen Dress

What up, gangsta?!?!?

Mafia Mistress Costume

Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?

Red Riding Hood Costume

My personal favorite…

Nun Costume

And for the gentleman in your life:

The Classy Beer Schlong Costume

There are so many more to choose from, so get to shopping so that you’ll be sure to receive your costume in time!

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Avast!  We are offering a 15% off discount on our favorite pirate products!  Around here we get pretty excited about talking like pirates all day (yes, we’re that awesome) and we wanted to extend our enthusiasm.  For today only, get 15% off  a Pirate Pin Up Costume, I Rub My Duckie Pirate Travel Vibrator and the Pirate Pendant Vibe!  You can order the costume to arrive just in time for Halloween and well, the other toys are fun all year long.  You don’t have to talk like Captain Jack Sparrow to play with them, but it would probably make your experience even better.

Buy one or all of the products below and get in on the pirate-y goodness.  This is a one day sale, so get shopping.  Arrr!

Not your size? Click on your size below!

The Pirate Pin Up Costume is available in Small, Medium, Large and Extra Large.  Just click on your size to for more information!

Rub Your Pirate Duckie!

The I Rub My Duckie Travel Pirate is incredibly discrete and easy to travel with, but it also does its job as a great little vibrator that will definitely shiver your timbers!

Pirate Pendant Vibe: A sex toy you can wear around your neck!

Another discrete vibrator, the Pirates Pendant Vibe is a wearable toy that you can hide in plain site!  It’s quite the treasure among the pirate booty.

This is a one day sale, so take advantage of this deal, mateys! After you’ve done your shopping, be sure to find out more about talking like a pirate!

From: Weeniedom’s Minister of Information, Weenie I. Monkeyspank

Re: Human Holidays

Weeniedom, the world’s largest collection of Pipe Layers, Rough Riders, Hung Tops, Smooth Playas and Pimp Daddies, would like to herald the coming of the Human holiday known as Halloween.  We warmly embrace this holiday, and wish all humans drunken escapades – and as 21st Century weenies, we especially wish the ladies many extra drinks – and all of the fun associated with human intercourse, uh, interaction.  In the spirit of goodwill and fun, His Majesty, Emperor Weenie has offered his wholehearted endorsement of the Happy Halloweenie costume, as a gesture of goodwill to all humans, and as a recognition of Weeniedom’s role in the propagation of the species.

We hope that all of you enjoy a great party and a weenie filled night.

Get your own Happy Halloweenie costume from Sextoys.com at 25% off for the next week!

Happy Halloweenie from Weeniedom

“Go ahead, be a dick!

Scratching your balls may be a little harder now! Sleeveless costume easily slides over head.

One size fits most. You will be the Happy Halloweenie for sure!”

We’re adding a complete line of leather wear from Allure Lingerie.  Here’s a great example, the Leather Lace-up Teddy:

In the leather

“Strap in to this lace-up leather teddy for the ultimate in sexiness! With an elastic neck, back, and g-sting, this soft leather teddy laces up the tummy and breasts to show off your gorgeous curves. Add a touch of the extreme to your lingerie collection with this stunning piece that will be sure to stop your lover in their tracks.

Size: One size fits most
Material: Leather
Color: Black”

Nudity is a beautiful thing.  We don’t take one thing away from bodies of all shapes, sizes and lengths out strutting it.  Good for you.  In fact, we’re such big fans of nudity, that we want to enhance it with some neat decorations to accessorize your “in the buff” natural flair.

Strut in Style

Check out the Lolos from our friends at Factory (Ginger Leigh recommends them, and she’s a serious expert on decorative looks):

Lolos – Eve With Favor. The sensual jewelery love yourself! for breasts! They are casual for the day, sporty on the beach and glamorous for an evening out! Place the soft silicone on your most alluring assets for an erotic embellishment. They stay on magically even in water (instead of a bikini) and can used over an over again. An endless game of hide and seek for HER and HIM and their fans!

- The packaging can also be used as a storage box for your lolos.
- lolos do not adhere to areas of the body covered with suntan lotion or other fatty moisturizers, so always be sure to place lolos on the desired body part before applying lotions.
- A hypoallergenic coating guarantees that lolos adhere to the body.
- To ensure adhesion strength for multiple uses, lolos should be cleaned using cold water without any cleansers.

Remember to follow the directions and not to lather up with the oils before you have your Lolos in Place.  And enjoy strutting your stuff!