That’s right.  When you think Halloween, you think dildos and pocket vaginae.  Don’t even act like you don’t.  Don’t act like you don’t like the plural of vagina, either.

I’m going to go ahead and start with my favorite of them all, The Vamp.  This is Tantus‘s version of the vampire cock.  It sparkles.  It makes me happy.  It is 6.75 inches of pastie undead silicone goodness.  Pthalates free an hypoallergenic per usual.  It is harness compatible so you can put your fangs in, strap it on and play out all of your Twilight Pegging fantasies to your nerdy little heart’s content.

This one’s for you, dudes.  Painfully awful pun intended.  Not to say the boys can’t use The Vamp, but the Succu Dry is most def a boy toy.  Female bodied peeps, if you can figure out a way to use this vampy Fleshlight, get it done!  Modeled after Masuimi Max’s pretty mouth (and fangs), the SD is made from the patented Real Feel Super Skin material with “The Fang” textured tunnel.  Don’t worry, it’s soft and oh so tight.  It will make jacking off in a can more awesome than you could have ever imagined.

It’s actually the coffin case that makes the Death By Orgasm: Werewolf Silver so appealing.  The name is pretty catchy as well.  I have to give it to LoveHoney, that was some good marketing!  Jokes aside, they LH makes some quality products and this little bullet vibe has enough power to get you off, espeically if yo’re a fan of external clitoral stim.  I’m a firm believer in having a bullet vibe on hand for times when you just need a little something simple in your masturbation mix.  I’m thinking you might as well go with one that comes with a storage case.  A coffin storage case.

Happy vampire sex toy shopping!

No so long ago we wrote about the Sasha Grey’s Love Spit Lube.  We’re even more excited about the Sasha Grey’s Signature Black Glass Collection.  Each of the dildos have their own unique shape and I love that she offers three different sized butt plugs.  Let’s just admit it, the black glass is super neat.

“The Sasha Grey Black Glass Plug – Medium is darkly erotic and slightly mysterious, just like the woman who was our inspiration. The Sasha Grey Black Glass Collection delivers sensual, smooth, unforgettable experiences.

The Black Glass Collection is made of hygienic borosilicate glass, is non-porous and phthalate-free. Each unique item is packed in a foam tray in a visually exciting package. Delve into Sasha’s dark desires with this unique Collection. Only from Doc Johnson and Sasha Grey.

Total Length: 4 1/4 inches
Insertable Length: 4 inches
Width: 2 inches“

Every month we pick out some of our best products and highlight them in our Featured Products category to help you find the best of the best. With so many sexual aides available, it’s impossible to keep track of all of this stuff!

This month, one of the items we’re suggesting for men is the Aneros MGX prostate massager.

Newly redesigned, the MGX is a medically researched and designed device that works in harmony with your body’s own movements. It stimulates both the prostate and the perineum in a rhythmic motion that builds up to unprecedented male orgasms. The MGX is easy to use and fulfilling for both the beginner and the expert, with progressively rewarding exercises and experiences.

The MGX is well balanced with a ribbed stem for anal canal stimulation and stability. The perineum tab provides an external prostate massage through the perineum.

Be sure to check out the Anerox MGX and the rest of our Featured Products for Men on Sextoys.com.

Everyone I know is dreaming about Spring and after the winter the entire country has had, who can blame them?! When I saw this gorgeous glass dildo, I just had to highlight it hopes that mother nature will read this and move things along a bit.

Icicles # 21 is designed for g-spot stimulation, but you probably knew that from looking at that perfect curve! I also love the painted flowers which really turn this pleasure wand into a piece of art. I’m a perv, but I’d totally leave it on my office shelf if that curve wasn’t so inviting!

Elegant, upscale, and hand-crafted with amazing attention to detail, this luxurious line of glass massagers will leave you breathless. Each hand-blown Icicle glass wand is sleek, unique, and made to play hard.

The hypoallergenic glass is nonporous and body safe, and when cared for properly, is designed to last a lifetime. Run the wand under warm water or place it in the microwave to heat things up.

Chill it under cold water or put it in the freezer for a cool sensation. Since glass is nonporous, cleanup is a snap.

Check out Pipedream’s Icicles #21 on sextoys.com.

Our friends over at the GayMovies blog recently did a feature about Eddie Diaz & his beautiful cock. I kind of loved it, so I asked Chops if I could steal the image to highlight Rascal’s line of signature dildos here.

Chi Chi LaRue always shoots the hottest guys on the face of the planet, so I think it’s pretty great that you can now own a pretty important piece of some of her exclusive stars, like Cruz and Eddie Stone.

You can check out more Rascal Video toys or our complete line of Realistic Dildos on Sextoys.com!