We usually post the best of the best on this blog, but today I just had to feature one of the most ridiculous items we’ve added to the site in a while – the Crackhead Charlie blow up doll!

I keep a running list of ridiculous gifts for people and promptly added this to my list. The next person who invites me to a bar to celebrate something going to be carrying this thing around the rest of the night!

FYI – the Crackhead Charlie doll does not include Tiger’s Blood. Please buy separately.

He`s high on himself and full of hot air! You don`t have to be a porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and a half personalities, warlock fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA.

Don`t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin` drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!

I’ve had my eye on Pipedream’s Le Reve line since first laying eyes on their simple bullet vibe. All of the toys have sleek lines and are phthalate free, and I’m a sucker for body-safe toys. Crazy, right?

While I’d be happy to check out any Le Reve toys, I’m most intrigued by this multi-speed massager. I just love the looks of that curve and have a good feeling about it.

Awaken your senses to Le Reve, the heavenly new multi-speed massager designed to fulfill your dreams and desires. Cleverly curved to reach all the right spots, this contoured vibe is smooth, sophisticated, and ultra satisfying. The highly polished plastic is hygienic and non-porous, and cleanup is a snap after the fun with Pipedream Toy Cleaner and warm water.

The curved shape and powerful vibrations make it perfect for G-spot stimulation, direct clitoral stimulation, or nipple and breast play.

No one will know your little secret, thanks to the whisper-quiet motor and discreet design!

Take a closer look at the Le Reve Massager on Sextoys.com!

I must be dreaming because I can’t imagine anything better than Cookie Dough flavored lube!

It’s like the geniuses at Cake dove into my brain and picked out my two favorite things – sweets & sex! Topco’s new line, Cake, comes in four awesome flavors: Angel Food, Cookie Dough, Devil’s Food and Red Velvet and besides lube you can get body butter, lip balm and body spray.

How fun would it be to bake up a tray full of Red Velvet Cupcakes for your sweetie before letting them know that you’re the real dessert!

Yeah, so I usually feature stuff I own or see myself eventually adding to my toy collection. I’m highlighting the Liberator Zeppelin because it is awesome and I want it SO bad.

I’m pretty confident that I will never drop $300 on it no matter how awesome it looks. However, maybe you have a big fat tax refund coming in and want to treat yourself to this awesome piece of XXX lounge furniture!

Just kick back, relax and travel to places never been. Liberator Zeppelin Lounger is perfectly designed for love artists as well as single passenger transport. The most important feature is the enhanced thrusting action while floating in a bed of “champagne” foam. Your landing will be spontaneous and your experience filled with joy. The lush microfibes cover zips-off for easy machine washing.

Dimensions: 3 feet x 7.5 feet

I thought I’d highlight another hot toy the ladies from HotMoviesforHer.com are raffling off at Dinah this coming weekend, Evolved Novelities’ Silicone Rose.

If your partner’s always complaining that you aren’t romantic enough, this gift should make both of you happy!

With a pure silicone rose bud and a silicone bendable stem, this is the first flower that truly give back! The push button, multi function base, sends the powerful motor located at the tip of the bud screaming at all levels of delight!

Not only is it completely waterproof, but it bends and holds any position So if youre in the market for a serious massager, or looking for that perfect gift, the Silicone Bendable Rose is the choice for you!

100% Silicone bud. Multiple functions. Phthalate and latex free. Highly polished button ABS controls. Waterproof. Bends and holds any position. Requires 2 AAA batteries.

If you’re lucky enough to be in Sunny California this weekend, make sure you stop by and say hello to JD and The Porn Librarian. Of course, don’t forget to enter the raffle for your chance to win!