The ridiculously oppressive heat is definitely old news.  We’re hot, we’re sweaty, we’re practically knocking on death’s door every time we walk outside.  Got it.  BUT, I’m pretty bored with staying inside.  There are only so many movies I can watch before I turn into old Grandpa and nod off just after the opening credits.  I’m thinking having sex, masturbating and watching porn are fantastic activities to partake in while Satan breathes down our throats for the next few weeks.

Explore.  Explore yourself and each other.  Never really been much of a do-it-yourselfer?  Well, now is the time to give it a whirl.  Getting to know yourself via self lovin’ is a great way to gain more awareness of what you need in the sack.  You’ll be a better communicator and lover.  Plus, there’s nothing wrong with acknowledging that it  feels good.  If your special someone is hanging around, I suggest getting naked and playing with each other.  Try a little something new.  Turn up the kink or get romantic.  Every time you venture into new sexual territory your relationship grows stronger.  And I think we can all agree that screwing is a lot better than sitting at home and arguing over what to watch on T.V. or what to have for dinner and who it was that decided last time.

Watch Porn.  Seriously.  Many of you are probably thinking that is dumb suggestion because you have porn playing in the background right now.  I’m not talking to the people that have it loaded and ready to go every time you’re a lone in the house.  I’m talking to those of you who never/ rarely watch people doing it on your T.V. or computer screen.  You just might like it.  If nothing else, you’ll get a few new ideas to throw into your repertoire or perhaps a few ideas of what you’ll never do.  Either way, it’s a win.

Best of luck in the heat this weekend.  Although, I don’t have to actually say that because you’ll be inside making the bed rattle, won’t you?

I needed a laugh today, so I headed over to FunnyorDie.com and searched sex. Amongst the returns was this older video that’s still as funny today as it was the first time I saw it. If you missed it the first time around, check it out today!

I keep a running list of ridiculous gifts for people and promptly added this to my list. The next person who invites me to a bar to celebrate something going to be carrying this thing around the rest of the night!

FYI – the Crackhead Charlie doll does not include Tiger’s Blood. Please buy separately.

He`s high on himself and full of hot air! You don`t have to be a porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and a half personalities, warlock fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA.

Don`t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin` drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!

It’s like the geniuses at Cake dove into my brain and picked out my two favorite things – sweets & sex! Topco’s new line, Cake, comes in four awesome flavors: Angel Food, Cookie Dough, Devil’s Food and Red Velvet and besides lube you can get body butter, lip balm and body spray.

How fun would it be to bake up a tray full of Red Velvet Cupcakes for your sweetie before letting them know that you’re the real dessert!

We recently added this adorable Sweetheart Mini Gspot Vibe to Sextoys.com and I’ve already added it to my wish list. With ten tantalizing vibration patterns, this small vibe sounds like it has what it takes to rock my world!

Cute, yet functional. And functions well it does. It’s tip is angled for perfect Gspot stimulation.

Phthalates free for safe fun. Requires 2 AAA batteries. Not included

Be sure to check out this new addition to the site along with the rest of the Blush toys line.