Hot? Have Sex.
Friday, July 22nd, 2011
The ridiculously oppressive heat is definitely old news. We’re hot, we’re sweaty, we’re practically knocking on death’s door every time we walk outside. Got it. BUT, I’m pretty bored with staying inside. There are only so many movies I can watch before I turn into old Grandpa and nod off just after the opening credits. I’m thinking having sex, masturbating and watching porn are fantastic activities to partake in while Satan breathes down our throats for the next few weeks.
Explore. Explore yourself and each other. Never really been much of a do-it-yourselfer? Well, now is the time to give it a whirl. Getting to know yourself via self lovin’ is a great way to gain more awareness of what you need in the sack. You’ll be a better communicator and lover. Plus, there’s nothing wrong with acknowledging that it feels good. If your special someone is hanging around, I suggest getting naked and playing with each other. Try a little something new. Turn up the kink or get romantic. Every time you venture into new sexual territory your relationship grows stronger. And I think we can all agree that screwing is a lot better than sitting at home and arguing over what to watch on T.V. or what to have for dinner and who it was that decided last time.
Watch Porn. Seriously. Many of you are probably thinking that is dumb suggestion because you have porn playing in the background right now. I’m not talking to the people that have it loaded and ready to go every time you’re a lone in the house. I’m talking to those of you who never/ rarely watch people doing it on your T.V. or computer screen. You just might like it. If nothing else, you’ll get a few new ideas to throw into your repertoire or perhaps a few ideas of what you’ll never do. Either way, it’s a win.
Best of luck in the heat this weekend. Although, I don’t have to actually say that because you’ll be inside making the bed rattle, won’t you?
