The ridiculously oppressive heat is definitely old news.  We’re hot, we’re sweaty, we’re practically knocking on death’s door every time we walk outside.  Got it.  BUT, I’m pretty bored with staying inside.  There are only so many movies I can watch before I turn into old Grandpa and nod off just after the opening credits.  I’m thinking having sex, masturbating and watching porn are fantastic activities to partake in while Satan breathes down our throats for the next few weeks.

Explore.  Explore yourself and each other.  Never really been much of a do-it-yourselfer?  Well, now is the time to give it a whirl.  Getting to know yourself via self lovin’ is a great way to gain more awareness of what you need in the sack.  You’ll be a better communicator and lover.  Plus, there’s nothing wrong with acknowledging that it  feels good.  If your special someone is hanging around, I suggest getting naked and playing with each other.  Try a little something new.  Turn up the kink or get romantic.  Every time you venture into new sexual territory your relationship grows stronger.  And I think we can all agree that screwing is a lot better than sitting at home and arguing over what to watch on T.V. or what to have for dinner and who it was that decided last time.

Watch Porn.  Seriously.  Many of you are probably thinking that is dumb suggestion because you have porn playing in the background right now.  I’m not talking to the people that have it loaded and ready to go every time you’re a lone in the house.  I’m talking to those of you who never/ rarely watch people doing it on your T.V. or computer screen.  You just might like it.  If nothing else, you’ll get a few new ideas to throw into your repertoire or perhaps a few ideas of what you’ll never do.  Either way, it’s a win.

Best of luck in the heat this weekend.  Although, I don’t have to actually say that because you’ll be inside making the bed rattle, won’t you?

We’ll never get sick of celebrity sex tapes in America. They’re like baseball and apple pie all wrapped up in one XXX package!

I needed a laugh today, so I headed over to FunnyorDie.com and searched sex. Amongst the returns was this older video that’s still as funny today as it was the first time I saw it. If you missed it the first time around, check it out today!

We usually post the best of the best on this blog, but today I just had to feature one of the most ridiculous items we’ve added to the site in a while – the Crackhead Charlie blow up doll!

I keep a running list of ridiculous gifts for people and promptly added this to my list. The next person who invites me to a bar to celebrate something going to be carrying this thing around the rest of the night!

FYI – the Crackhead Charlie doll does not include Tiger’s Blood. Please buy separately.

He`s high on himself and full of hot air! You don`t have to be a porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and a half personalities, warlock fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA.

Don`t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin` drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!

I must be dreaming because I can’t imagine anything better than Cookie Dough flavored lube!

It’s like the geniuses at Cake dove into my brain and picked out my two favorite things – sweets & sex! Topco’s new line, Cake, comes in four awesome flavors: Angel Food, Cookie Dough, Devil’s Food and Red Velvet and besides lube you can get body butter, lip balm and body spray.

How fun would it be to bake up a tray full of Red Velvet Cupcakes for your sweetie before letting them know that you’re the real dessert!

The lovely ladies of HotMoviesforHer.com are heading to sunny California again this year to sponsor Dinah Shore Weekend and we’re really excited to be teaming up with them for a fun toy giveaway for the third year in a row.

We’ve made a lot of ladies lucky the past couple of years. I mean, what better way to cap off a weekend of debauchery than by winning a new sex toy that’s sure to keep the good times rolling when you get back home!

The ladies have promised to keep us updated throughout the weekend, but I thought it would be fun to feature a few of the items they’ll be raffling off here on the blog this week.

First up, we’ve got this bullet vibe from LoveHoney’s dark new Death by Orgasm line! I believe that every woman should have a bullet vibe and who doesn’t like gold?

Ghosties and ghoulies and long-legged beasties and things that go BZZzZZzzz in the night… give us Death by Orgasm now! The Mummy, an amazingly powerful 3-speed bullet vibrator, will give you a solid gold orgasm without you having to raid any tombs.

Smooth and sensual, this bullet vibrator is ideal for all-over body massage. Roll over your weary body to soothe away those aches and pains or use the rounded headed to stimulate you more intimately… With three shocking-strength vibrations, your orgasmic screams will be loud enough to raise the dead.

Press the button on the base to start the vibrations. Push again to go faster – and once more to go faster still! Push again to turn off. Completely waterproof, you can use the bullet vibe in the bath or shower.

A beautifully crafted, gothic-inspired, ultra-powerful gold bullet vibrator in a metal coffin-shaped gift box.

You’ll also want to stop by their booth and check out the Mini-Mini Wanachi.

Enjoy soothing vibrations anywhere you go with this cordless massager. Powered by a whisper-quiet motor, the Wanachi massager is the premier choice for revitalizing tired muscles.

Choose a speed that is right for you and enjoy the freedom of wireless stimulation. The relaxing vibrations relieve tension and reduce muscle fatigue, giving your aching body the recharge it deserves. Measurements: 4.4 inches in length and 1 inch in width.

Check back later in the week for more awesome toys they’ll be raffling off and pictures from Dinah 2011!