I love the recent onslaught of porno spoofs. The combination of popular television shows with hot XXX action just does it for me because I need a little bit more than close ups of genitalia slapping together to get me off. Plus, who hasn’t dreamed of seeing their favorite tv stars getting dirty together?! Today’s top five list highlights my favorite of this insanely popular genre.

1. Tru A XXX Parody – True Blood is one of my favorite shows and while it’s super sexy on it’s own, the XXX flick takes it one step further. Plus, we finally get to see Jason Stackhouse and Tara get horizontal – something I’ve been waiting for since the very beginning of the show! Ashlynn Brooke and James Deen are amazing as Sookie and Bill and the story will keep you interested in between the dirty bits. Really great for fans of vamps and the show.

2. This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX – I know I’m not the only one who was obsessed with this show and I couldn’t wait to see the whole gang get together again for a XXX romp at the Peach Pit! It’s far more entertaining than the new 90210 show, trust me on that!

3. The Breakfast Club XXX Parody – I probably watched the Breakfast Club 25 times in high school, so I was thrilled to see this pornified version of a true 80s classic. There are a ton of great sex scenes, but I just loved watching Claire Standish and John Bender screw in the final scene. I’ve been waiting for that for twenty five years!

4. Batman XXX – There have been a number of Batman spoofs over the years, but this one is by far the best because Vivid didn’t spare any expense in getting it right. From the amazing costumes and sets to the perfect (and hilariuos) dialogue, it’s spot on. Plus, the dynamic duo tag team Tori Black, the reigning AVN Female Performer of the Year. It’s magical.

5. This Ain’t Glee – I suppose I should start by admitting that I haven’t seen this one. I can justify adding it to my list because I have NEVER anticipated a spoof as much as I do this one. Not only did Hustler pick some gorgeous people to star in this one, but they also made sure they picked people who can sing and dance as well! Musical pornos are always amazing (see Alice in Wonderland) and I absolutely love Glee, so I know it’ll be amazing.

Let me know what your favorite porno spoofs are. I’m always looking for hot new movies to check out!

A very rude boy

Every guy on the planet should at least once in his life experience a prostate massage.  Some guys will not like it, but I believe the majority would love it.  I’ve tried almost 30 different prostate massagers at this point, and the latest in my line of conquest is the Rude Boy by Rocks Off.  It sports some interesting features and has some novel ideas, worthy of further exploration.

First, let’s get to the point – or shaft – about which most guys spend the most consideration first.  I am by no means a “size queen,” but I also don’t want a test of the strength of my sphincter to hold a toy in while I’m concentrating on getting Captain Happy an eruption via the south slope.  That is to say, a prostate orgasm requires focus on the pleasure, and the last thing I want is the instrument of bliss sliding out every time I flinch.

The Rude Boy falls into the “just right” category on that front.  It is neither too large, nor too small, and I wasn’t worried about keeping things in place for the duration.

Now, the savants among those of us possessing a Y chromosome also appreciate quality in a prostate massager.  Right out of the box, the Rude Boy has no irritating stench, thanks to its superior materials (see also: Medical Grade, The Joy of using).  For those concerned with post eruption environmental hazards, this cheeky sex toy cleans up in a snap.

Reasonable guys will also want more information on the nubs that are designed to “tap the old taint.”  This is, as a point of fact, the most effective argument for the use of the Rude Boy.  Those nubs, with the bullet humming away right underneath them, are like the pillars of heaven, turning one’s crotch into an erogenous zone nearly as intense as a Roman bath-house after a bottle of wine!  Yes, your perineum will thank you for the experience (no, it really doesn’t talk, but you get the idea).

For the retiring sorts who like their orgasms in solitude, the bullet is whisper quiet, but powerful enough to keep one satisfied.

But it wouldn’t be fair to lavish praise on such a cheeky addition to the stable, without picking a few nits along the way (in hopes that a design team is reading this closely).  The largest nit is the length of the curvature of this toy.  By my best anal estimation, the tip misses the bull’s eye by a full inch or more.  Tighten it up lads and save some money on raw materials.  I was able to accomplish the massage, but it came at the price of disappointing my perineum for a few minutes.

However, the first miss was – to be entirely honest – painful.  To my knowledge, no researcher has discovered the orgasmic benefits of colonic massage.

The smaller nit is that the bullet didn’t carry the vibration all the way up the shaft.  I’d drop a few more dollars for a larger bullet down there (wouldn’t have any choice, my perineum would hold me at gunpoint to do it).  The lack of vibration at the top meant more work, which was mildly disappointing, since I was engaged in other mental activities at the moment.

So, while these nits didn’t allow the Rude Boy to crack (pun intended) my top five, it made a respectable showing.  And remember, each body is unique, so you may find this prostate massager hits your spot.  The only way to find out is to try it.  Like I said before, the perineum massage alone on this model warrants the investment.

Good luck, and may your eruption also bring a halt to air travel over Europe!

Today, we are going to use Tera Patrick for an example.  This is not because we think she is a stunningly beautiful performer we’ve fantasized about several times over (though we have).  We wanted to pick up on Sara’s post from Wednesday about combining toys and movies to get more out of your solo play time.

Come to Tera

So let’s start with the idea that you are the lucky owner of Tera’s Futurotic Plus Pussy and Ass.  If you love Tera and don’t have this, you really should get it.  Here’s Why: IT IS HOT!  Check it out:

“My Pussy and Ass is Perfectly Sculpted to Reveal Every Contour!

This is an exact replica of Tera’s famous bodily attributes. Meticulously sculpted to reveal every luscious texture and soft delicate fold of Tera’s voluptuous ass and hand-painted sensuous pussy. Made of superior quality, soft, supple, super-stretchy Futurotic Plus? material, this is the closest to life-like as you will find. Over 6 pounds of virtual pleasure. The removable double bullets add extra pleasure to her already tight pussy and ass.

Includes: removable double bullets, talc and cherry lube.

This toy requires 2 AA batteries, not included.”

Tera Patrick Superstar

So you’ve made the investment in this ultra hot sex toy and you want to get the most out of it, right?  If you have a strong enough imagination that shouldn’t be hard.  But “kick it up a notch” as Emeril says, and add some real spice!

How about awesome visuals to help you on your way?  Then add Tera Patrick Superstar!

“The first four hour compilation of the hottest sex scenes from adult megastar Tera Patrick and friends.

This DVD packs some of Tera’s and TeraVision’s hottest scenes. Stay tuned for future editions of Tera Patrick’s four hour DVDs.

In the meantime, just sit back and enjoy yourself!”

That’s just what we’re talking about.  Throw in a little porn and enjoy yourself!  If you’re going to the trouble of getting an exact replica of Tera Patrick, take the fantasy all the way through and get the visuals right!  Combining a little porn with your sex toy play can make it that much more exciting!

So the next time you pick up a masturbator, realistic vagina or blowjob simulator, grab a good adult movie to make it an experience you’ll want over and over.

I’m just one of the legion of ladies who LOVES porn. While there are plenty of movies I have no interest in, there are a ton of great studios created women friendly porn that is super sexy and a great way to explore your own sexuality. I can’t even begin to tell you all of the things I’ve learned about myself from watching XXX films.

I thought it would be a lot of fun to pair up some of my favorite toys with great adult movies.  Today I want to talk about G Spot Play.  For those of you who don’t know much about this hot spot for many ladies, here’s a quick break down.

The G-Spot is an area on the front wall of a woman’s vagina that becomes highly sensitive when aroused.  One easy way to find this hot spot is to to insert two fingers into your vagina while lying on your back and curl them up in a “come here” motion. The G-spot will become engorged and slightly hard when a woman is aroused. Once you know where your g-spot is, it’s time to get real about exploring and that’s where a quality toy and educational DVD come into play.

Every one is always talking about this magical spot and any woman who doesn’t know about g-spot stim definitely needs to explore a bit.  If you don’t know much about the graftenberg spot and female ejaculation, this educational dvd from Access Instructional Media is a good place to start.

New, never-before seen intervaginal photography proves the G Spot exists and what it looks like at orgasm. Hear clearly explained at last what female ejaculation really is and what it isn’t. Watch women gush – ejaculate – as their G Spot is triggered.

To go along with this DVD, let me tell you about my favorite dildo for g-spot stimulation, Lelo’s Ella. This is a relatively small toy, but it’s built perfectly for this type of play. I love the fact that it’s made out of medical grade silicone, so it can be sterilized and is phthalate-free.

For the most sustained and creative enjoyment, use her in joint play with LILY / NEA / YVA to combine clitoral pleasure and intense sensations. Beautifully smooth and seamless, ELLA is a joy to the eye as well as the body, her two individually crafted ends allowing a varied experience and a fuller exploration of the users desires.

Like all Lelo toys, the Ella comes in a really classy box that is perfect for storage.  What’s even better is that it comes with one year warranty!  I have a lot of freaking dildos and this is the one to buy if you’re looking to hit your g-spot!

While you’d be lucky to pick up either of these great items, there’s no denying that they go together!  If you’re serious about getting to know your body a little better,  picking up this duo is a great place to start!

Today we’re going to talk about the “other end” of the vibrator.  Or at least in some cases, it’s the other end.  But we don’t want to get ahead of ourselves, so we’ll just talk about the “other end” for now.  Why does this matter?

Fingertip thrills that are easy to control

That’s an easy one to answer.  The control type on a vibrator can often be the difference between a thrilling finish, or outrageous frustration over and over again.  If you have a vibrator that isn’t built to match your adult playtime style, you could end up accidentally turning it off, switching the functions, lowering the speed and many other unwanted changes right as you are arriving at that special moment.

Nobody wants that to happen, especially if that moment has been building for a while.  Let’s face it, a good orgasm is sometimes hard to bring about, and a simple change in sensations can ruin one fast.  So picking a vibrator with the right control type can be the difference between thrills or chills.

First, you have to decide which control type matches your style.  Are you an “all over the place” type of player?  Then you don’t want controls that are sensitive and can be easily changed with a bump here or there.  Are you a “pressure” player?  You might want to avoid the simple on/off control that can be pressed in a push, which could definitely spoil the moment.

Slide controls, easy on/off, elevated controls and some dial controls are best suited to “slow and steady” players who can control their movements (to a point). For the more intense players, locking controls or a firmer control pad are a much better fit.

Some companies, like Lelo and Fun Factory have developed ergonomic controls that are perfect for push and play happiness!

But just remember, if you’ve found something else that is so sexy you just can’t resist getting it, check the controls to make sure it’s a good fit for you.  Sometimes it’s a simple press that is the difference between a turn on and a turn off.  We mean that literally AND figuratively.  And you came here for a turn on, right?  Good luck, and we hope you find the vibrator that rocks your world.