We usually post the best of the best on this blog, but today I just had to feature one of the most ridiculous items we’ve added to the site in a while – the Crackhead Charlie blow up doll!

I keep a running list of ridiculous gifts for people and promptly added this to my list. The next person who invites me to a bar to celebrate something going to be carrying this thing around the rest of the night!

FYI – the Crackhead Charlie doll does not include Tiger’s Blood. Please buy separately.

He`s high on himself and full of hot air! You don`t have to be a porn goddess to party with this radical rockstar from mars! Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and a half personalities, warlock fangs, fire-breathing fists and Adonis DNA.

Don`t be a foolish little troll, experience the bitchin` drug they call Charlie and let him rock your world!

Every once in a while it’s fun to take a look at our most popular items to see if I’m missing out on anything amazing. I mean, if we sell a billion of any one item, I feel like I should probably add it to my toy chest! When I saw the The Big O was our most popular toy on the site, I was psyched because I love Screaming O.

Screaming O makes quality items that are well-designed and add a lot of buzz for your buck. It’s a great way to spice things up without breaking the bank and really nice for sex toy newbies!

With THE BIG O you are right in the driver’s seat of an unfathomable sexual experience. THE BIG O will, no doubt, make the woman scream and beg for more! Being the world’s only automatically changing, nine speed vibrating ring, you now have the ability to harness 80 minutes of erotic vibrations, longer and firmer erections, and raging orgasms simply at the push of a button. THE BIG O is waterproof and offers intense pulsing pleasure, easily activated by an on/off switch to save every valuable moment of the ring’s lifetime.

It’s what everyone really wants, the big orgasm. THE BIG O is designed with a specially enhanced silicone gel ring, easily placed around the base of the penis. It stimulates the female clitoris with extended ticklers for reaching orgasm, and also effectively prolongs the duration and firmness of the male erection.

THE BIG O is state-of-the-art in adult toys, increasing pleasure for If your engine stops revving, don’t worry. THE BIG O’s batteries can easily be replaced with common watch batteries so you can have the ability to scream over and over again! Multiple use.

Be sure to check out The Big O and the rest of our Best Sellers!

If you’re like me, you’d be happy to never hear more news about Charlie Sheen again. However, I can definitely understand the fascination with Mr. Sheen and that includes an interest in Bree Olson, the XXX superstar who is living with him!

Life size inflatable Bree Olson doll. Realistic, molded face with blue eyes and flirty eyelashes. Flowing blonde hair and an inviting mouth.

PleasureSkin lips with a raised tongue. Soft perky breasts and erect pink nipples. Amazingly realistic CyberSkin pussy molded from Bree with hand painted pussy lips.

Tight CyberSkin ass with ribbed love tunnel. Multi-speed love bullet. Doll and CyberSkin are waterproof. Includes CyberSkin Renew. Includes repair kit. Phthalate free.

Monday’s are the worst, but I thought it might help us all if I started off the day by highlighting the Tuggie! That’s right, who needs an entire blanket with sleeves when you can just wrap up your cock and relax!
*This product will be back SOON!

Snuggle up with the fuzzy sock that warms your cock! The original Tuggie is perfect for warming your morning-wood, hiding your afternoon boners, and disguising those all-day semis.

Don’t be fooled by cheap imitations – only the Tuggie keeps your hands-free and your junk covered anywhere you go! Ordinary tube socks work great but they look terrible! The stylish, leopard-print Tuggie wraps around your pleasure rod and sack, allowing you to let your stuff hang in any setting you can imagine.

Wear it on the plane, in cold movie theaters, at the ball game, on vacation or to the beach-it doesn’t matter, you still look and feel great!

Well thank goodness the elections are over.  We hope your favorite person won, but either way, if you’re like us, you’ve had to put up with months on end of blowhards telling you who to vote for, why and why it matters.  Sure elections are important, but we weenies would rather get the blowhards gone and get on with the BLOWJOBS!  That’s where a good blowjob bib comes in handy.

You read that correctly, say hello to the BLOWJOB BIB:

Heavy loads are the best

“This wide bib is perfect for a gag gift for the fellatio aficionado in your life. Simply tie behind the neck and get down to business!

Made of terry cloth, this absorbent and machine-washable bib is trimmed in pink with the words “Equipped To Handle Heavy Loads” in pink block lettering in the center. Color: White, Pink Type: Bib / Gag Material: Terrycloth.”

You know you want one!