No matter how many fancy vibes I acquire, I’ll always have a place in my toy box for a basic bullet vibe. Sometimes a girl just needs a quick buzz and nothing gets it done like these reliable little toys! When I saw this adorable variation of one of my favorite toys, I knew I had to get my hands on one!

The MiVibe has transformed the traditional bullet into a toy that’s perfect for a night on the town, especially if you’re the daring type that isn’t afraid to make one hell of a sexy statement! The folks over at BMS Enterprises have combined fashion with form to make a cute, yet insanely handy necklace. Of course, not everyone wants to wear there vibe around their neck, but what better accessory is there for a bachelorette party or night at the local sex club.

Now for the dirty details – this black bullet comes with a matching chain that detaches whenever you desire a little buzz. It’s really simple to use, the simple push button turns it on, cycles through the three (!) speeds and then turns it off again. It’s pretty standard stuff, but a lot of bullet vibes are only one speed so this one is pretty rad. The vibe is waterproof, which is definitely an added bonus for those of you who like to get wet and wild.

One nice touch I have to mention is the fact that they included not one, but two sets of batteries. Nothing sucks more than getting a new toy and realizing you don’t have whatever power source it needs to try it out. BMS has made sure I don’t need to worry about running out of juice for a while and I really appreciate it!

This is a really fun idea that works because the bullet vibe is really nice. It’s the perfect gift for your more adventurous girlfriends or a nice treat for yourself! Even if you can’t picture yourself ever wearing something like this out where the world can see it, don’t underestimate the power of wearing something like this out underneath a sweater where only you and your partner know about it!

Learn more about the MiVibe Necklace on Sextoys.com!

And now, because it’s hilarious, a MiVibe commercial!

If you’re looking for a fun and unique gift for your lover for the coming holiday season, I have a great suggestion that’s sure to please you both!

The Adult Toybox from For Your Nymphomation is the perfect way to keep you prime your love life for 2010. If you have a trunk full of toys, it’s all you’ll need to set the mood for a night of fun and games.

Feel like a little light kink? Leave this sexy fuax leather case on the bed with a blindfold, feather tickler and handcuffs inside so there’s no doubt what you’re in the mood for! If this is your first foray into sex toys, you can include a couple of our fantastic Toys for Beginners and introduce some new tricks into your game. A a bottle of water-based lube and a pocket rocket would be a great way to start, but there are a ton of options that are great for newbies!

Of course, this case is good for every day storage and absolutely perfect for travel. No one will know what you have lined up for the evening when you check into a hotel with this stylish case full of naughty good times!

I’m pretty sure everyone in the world knows what a Love Doll is. They’re insanely popular for obvious reasons and have also achieved relative notoriety in the pop culture world as a site gag. Whether you’re looking for a lovely lady who never says no or a companion that’ll keep you cruising along in the carpool lane, having one of these toys around is a pretty great idea.

While a lot of you probably have an image in your head of a wide eyed plastic face with a big red cock-sucking mouth, there are a ton of options if you’re interested in picking up one of the inflatable friends. I thought I would highlight some of the more unique love dolls we offer, because you never when you’ll find yourself in need of a blow up billy goat!

One of my favorite items on sextoys.com, it’s also one of the most unique!  Whether you’re looking for something out of this world to sink your cock into, or a great gift for a friend who spends a little too much time obsessing about Star Trek, you can’t go wrong with the Area 51 Love Doll from Pipedream.

It’s the love doll they never wanted you to know about! For years they’ve locked it away, kept it classified and tried to prevent man from enjoying extraterrestrial pleasure.

Now you can experience what humans have fantasized about for decades…incredible sex with an alien! It’s pussy-shaped mouth, 3 supples breasts, suction cup fingers and ass-shaped ears make it the kinkiest love slave in the galaxy.

I love that the people at Pipedream saw a market for a travel sized Lovin’ Lamb Blow Up Doll.  Obviously, a regular sized lamb doll is just not going to cut it for today’s busy person.

Wooooooeeeee! You’ve just wrangled your very own Lovin’ Lamb! Any old time ewe’re in the mood for a roll in the hay, she’ll be yer barnyard babe!

Ewe’ll be singing E-I-E-I-OHHHH till the cows come home! The Lovin’ Lamb always satisfies and darn tootin` if she ain’t the life of the hootenanny!

While this one is definitely marketed towards the bachelor party/gag gift scene, I’m totally not here to judge!  I mean, what do I care if you want nothing more than to take on Lil Ho Peep and Her Sheep – that’s what fantasies are made for and we’re here to help you live out yours!

I’m a huge Juli Ashton fan, and it’s not just because I’ve seen her naked. There’s a lot more to this woman than some adult fans may realize – she was the first adult actress to own and operate her own production company and was the host of Night Calls for eleven years!  I love ambitious, intelligent women!

Since she’s probably not going to love me back any time soon, I figured I would check out the scene and see how I can get to know her better without, you know, stalking her!

The first thing that caught my eye was the Juli Ashton Pink Pocket Rocket. While this is a really basic toy, I really think it’s one that every woman should own. I’ve owned a couple of them over the years and they’re great for a quick O any time. Because they’re so simple, pocket rockets are also really great to incorporate into your partnered play – everything’s better with buzz!

If you’re a fan of her on camera work, you should take a look at the Juli Ashton 4 DVD Gift Set. This is the perfect set for couples who are looking to learn a little bit and set the mood for a spectacular night of debauchery!

Brought to you from the Alexander Institute, producer of the Ultimate Lovers DVD`s for couples and singles!The Juli Ashton 4 DVD Gift Set Includes:Loving Sex: Toys for Great SexThis erotic guide explores creative ways of using toys and other objects to enhance a couple`s sex life and bring more excitement to their lovemaking. Includes vaginal probes, clitoral vibrators, anal toys, and many more. Juli Ashton and her friends demonstrate the use of exciting toys in various situations and locations.

Finally, while this one does nothing for me, I just have to talk about the Juli Ashton UR3 Vibrating Ass and Pussy.  If you’re a die hard fan, this is probably your best chance to know what it’s like to spend an evening with Ms. Ashton! This realistic toy is molded from her hot body!

If you’ve ever dreamed of doing Juli Ashton, here’s your chance. Find endless sexual pleasure with an exact replica of Juli’s pussy and ass. It looks and feels just like her fabulous porn star body. You’ll love the tight fit and wet feel when you lube up and have your way with her!

Don’t pass up your chance to own something endorsed by one of the most beautiful women in the adult industry, Juli Ashton.

ATTENTION You will not find her in a Lamestorm ATTENTION

On the radar, we’ve spotted a Lamestorm…

“Say, Bob, that sure is a cool Vampire suit,” Johnny says as he wipes cracker crumbs off his chin.  “Mike came as Darth Vader, you know.”  He washes down his cheese cracker with the four dollar wine and waves Janet over.  “Hey, Janet, come check out Bob’s Vampire suit!”

Janet rolls her eyes and heads for the Gin spiked punch bowl.  Susan’s on the couch, listening to ballads that weren’t even “that cool” twenty years ago when they were made.  She crosses her legs, leans back and reaches into her purse for a cigarette, remembering that she’d have to go out on the back patio to smoke it.  She pulls her hand back and crosses her arms when she thinks of Tony stomping around drunk in the back yard with his ten dollar Frankenstein mask.

The rental disc jockey picks up his microphone and says, “Alright everyone, Joe says it’s time to play Transylvania Style Charades!  Everyone into the living room!  I’ll be back on in thirty minutes, playing your favorite hits!  Remember the tip jar!”

Susan stands up, picks up her purse and heads for the patio.  She figures watching Tony act like a drunken sot would be more entertaining than trying to signal “werewolf” to Count Draculidiot and Darth Vader.  Amber’s pulled out her car keys and heads for the door.  Raymond has fallen asleep in the dining room next to the Hors D’oeuvres.

*****

This could be your Halloween party. Tragically, each year lame parties break out on major holidays around the world.  You don’t have to be a victim of this insidious phenomena.  They spring up from random acts of unimaginative planning, careless disregard for fun and from the minds of people trapped in corporate jobs where fun is defined by one’s productivity divided by one’s total break time plus lunch.

Only you can prevent Lame Party Syndrome.

For starters, please don’t wear a lame costume.  This is the beginning of the Lamestorm.  If you wear something tired, dull and unimaginative, you will only create a Lame Field around you that affects others.  They innocently wander into your Lame Field and themselves begin to feel lame.

If you don’t have the time to spend on costume selection, just go here for a good idea.  If you create a Lame Field, you have only yourself to blame.  Lame Party Syndrome most frequently breaks out in the closets of those invited.

Play this at your next party to create a waiting list for the following year

Next, don’t buy cheap drinks.  C’mon, man, this is a holiday!  Spend a couple extra bucks for the good stuff.  And for crying out loud, don’t use styrofoam or paper cups.  Are you kidding me?  You’ll create a monumental Lamestorm when the beverage gods see the good stuff going into environmentally unsound – or worse yet – Lame containers.

Get some of these and block the Lame with a sexy twist.

Finally, while Count Draculidiot and Darth Vader may love “Transylvania Style Charades,” you’ll bring serious Lame into the party atmosphere with them.  Heck, the only thing more dangerous to fun would be the “Uber” (used here for effect) Lame Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock collaborating with those dressed as Romulans to play “Star Trek Style Charades.”

As an aside, should that actually happen at a party you attend: a) Reconsider your invitation acceptance strategy b) Chug as much of the cheap booze as you can manage, and c) Hail the nearest cab, lest you wake up next to a Klingon commander in the morning.

Get a fun, sexy game to play at the party!  A fun game (if you play games) is the difference between a good time and a Lame Party Syndrome that sends your guests home in an angry, stultified stupor.

This concludes the Sextoys.com Partyology Department’s Official Lamestorm Warning And Holiday Statement.

Happy Halloweenie Costume

So you and your kinky friends are planning a Halloween get together, and everyone is going to be super sexy.  There’s no reason you can’t have some fun with that idea!  After all, one night each year you have a reason to get dressed up and go out in public to have some fun.  And you can take the Halloween fun behind closed doors.

Our Featured Products for Men category this month is loaded with fun accessories for Halloween.

To get started, you’ll need a great costume.  We suggest you consider becoming a productive “member” of society with the Halloweenie costume.

“Go ahead, be a dick!

Scratching your balls may be a little harder now! Sleeveless costume easily slides over head.

One size fits most. You will be the Happy Halloweenie for sure!”

You’ll get all the laughs with this hillarious get up, and your friends will envy your sense of humor.  We should note that while you may want laughs at the party, you can “stud up” a little for the afterglow.  The 9 Inch Perfect Penis Extension is a costume for your own member.  She’ll appreciate your new look!

“Made of soft rubber with a realistic look and feel. Straps help hold on the extension, designed to use with or without an erection. The rubber on these is about .25 inches thick.

This frightful monster is a perfect costume for your total package

These extensions are 2 inches wide on the outside and about 1.5 inches thick on the inside. Length to insert the penis is 6 and 7/8 inches.

Note: Actual color may vary.”

Other costume accessories fulfill two functions.  Those of you who like to play the role of Officer Love on Halloween could definitely use some cuffs!

Remember your Halloween entertainment as well.  We all know that Halloween is a perfect time for a scary movie.  What about “My Scary Movix” as an option?

My Scary Movix DVD

“Camping enthusiasts Aline, Sophie, Phil, and Tony head out on vacation. In their travels, sex addict Tony meets Shirley, a hot British traveler. He takes advantage of this meeting to have sex with her in front of everybody and to film their exploits, much to the annoyance of Sophie who expected being his only partner.

Later, they breakdown in the middle of nowhere. Phil and Tony are looking for help when they find a welcoming house of four young beauties. In order to excite the boys, they organize a delirious lesbian orgy before offering their bodies to the aroused males.

Could it be a jealous-raged plan Aline and Sophie have against their unfaithful boyfriends, or is there something darker?”

But why should only people dress up on Halloween?  You don’t want to go to the party?  No big deal!  Spend some quality time with your Cleopatra love doll.  She’s dressed like a princess and she’ll make you feel like a king!

“Her sex drive is historical, her beauty timeless, and even though, the Pharaohs worshiped her, slaves longed to serve her, she longs to please you.

Cleopatra Love Doll

The queen of the Nile, Egypt and hundreds of men’s hearts, now wants to make you her king or better yet, her sex slave. Be enchanted by her ability to command orgasmic climaxes anally, vaginally and even orally. Enjoy FREE lube samples enclosed.

This an inflatable love doll. The box cover image may not represent the actual product.”

Pandora by Vibratex

If all else fails, just open Pandora’s box and turn your Halloween into pure orgasmic bliss via an incredible prostate massage.

“Add some new stimulation to play time. Pandora is very similar to Vibratex’s amazing Dream Boat, but this toy is made with the boys in mind.

This prostate massager is perfectly shaped for stimulating that sensitive erogenous zone on men. It’s slender and long, smaller than most prostate toys, so it makes the ideal item for those who are just starting to explore anal pleasures. It features 7 different functions including surging and escalating.

Made out of medical grade silicone which is hygenically superior to rubber and jelly toys. The shaft is fully flexible and the tip is soft. Requires 3 button cell batteries which are included. The total length is 5 inches with an insertable length of 3.5 inches.

It could also be used by women who are looking for some G-Spot stimulation, and don’t want a large toy.”

Make this Halloween an awesome one by incorporating the best toys into all you do for the evening.  And remember to party safely.  Take along a tin of Four Seasons and have a great night!

It’s getting close to second half of Summer, and the next round of Summer weddings.  You can still plan the best bachelorette parties for your friends, and have a blast with bachelorette party favors.  We have a complete selection of fun items for bachelorette parties, including Penis Party Poppers from California Exotics:

“Now, what a kind of party could be without party poppers? And what a kind of an adult party it will be with the Penis party poppers by California Exotic.

This gag set includes 6 confetti-filled poppers in the shape of peckers that fit any office or bachelorette party so nice. So if you are throwing a naughty ball the next night, dont forget this great accessory.”

You can get started planning now, for a great party to send your friend to marital bliss!

Looking for the perfect gift for a kinky friend?  Look no further, my friends, because this Bondage Duckie is sure to please in more than one way.

Of course, it’s totally cute as hell, and I mean that in a bad ass leather daddy sort of way.  Of course, we all know that looks aren’t everything and this little guy is built to please.  This waterproof vibe will provide plenty of buzz that’s sure to make any bath better.

Bound in its shiny black corset, sassy spiked collar and sporty tattoo, this Duckie is so dressed to thrill that it includes its own set of Duckie-sized handcuffs!
Waterproof, quiet and now with MORE powerfully good vibrations than the Original I Rub My Duckie?!

Of course, not all ducks are into leather, so make sure you check out the rest of the I Rub My Duckie line for more awesome gift ideas.

Every once in a while, I find something so insane on the site that I just have to have it. This morning, I stumbled upon this gem and honestly, I don’t know how I’ve lived this long without it.

That’s right, it’s a boob shaped funnel.  I’m well past my college days, but I’m pretty sure I could hold my own at a summer BBQ as long as I had this drinking aide. 

Of course, we like to cater to everyone here at sextoys.com, so we’re also pleased to offer the Dong Bong.  Besides having the best name of all time, this is perfect for those who love to swallow.

Big hat tip to J.D. Bauchery at Hotmovies for Her for this funny clip:

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