Vampire Sex Toys: You want them.
That’s right. When you think Halloween, you think dildos and pocket vaginae. Don’t even act like you don’t. Don’t act like you don’t like the plural of vagina, either.
I’m going to go ahead and start with my favorite of them all, The Vamp. This is Tantus‘s version of the vampire cock. It sparkles. It makes me happy. It is 6.75 inches of pastie undead silicone goodness. Pthalates free an hypoallergenic per usual. It is harness compatible so you can put your fangs in, strap it on and play out all of your Twilight Pegging fantasies to your nerdy little heart’s content.
This one’s for you, dudes. Painfully awful pun intended. Not to say the boys can’t use The Vamp, but the Succu Dry is most def a boy toy. Female bodied peeps, if you can figure out a way to use this vampy Fleshlight, get it done! Modeled after Masuimi Max’s pretty mouth (and fangs), the SD is made from the patented Real Feel Super Skin material with “The Fang” textured tunnel. Don’t worry, it’s soft and oh so tight. It will make jacking off in a can more awesome than you could have ever imagined.
It’s actually the coffin case that makes the Death By Orgasm: Werewolf Silver so appealing. The name is pretty catchy as well. I have to give it to LoveHoney, that was some good marketing! Jokes aside, they LH makes some quality products and this little bullet vibe has enough power to get you off, espeically if yo’re a fan of external clitoral stim. I’m a firm believer in having a bullet vibe on hand for times when you just need a little something simple in your masturbation mix. I’m thinking you might as well go with one that comes with a storage case. A coffin storage case.
Happy vampire sex toy shopping!
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Tags: Bullet Vibe, fleshlight, Halloween, LoveHoney, tantus, Vibrators
