This is the time of year when we all step back and thing of the things we’re thankful for and there’s no reason that list can’t include your favorite sex toys!

One dildo I’m surely thankful for is the Tantus Curve. It’s one I reach for over and over again thanks to it’s sexy g-spot curve and body-safe silicone shaft.

It’s also a really great buy at just $50. While that’s no chump change, it’s much cheaper than a lot of medical grade silicone dongs and this one is built to last as long as you take proper care of it. I’d rather spend a little more money on something I can sterilize like the Curve, than save $15 and end up with a dildo that harbors bacteria and leaks phthalates – call me crazy!

Anyways, this is a good toy for those of you who don’t have trunk full of goodies too. It’s great for solo play and transfers vibrations well because it’s made out of silicone. It’s also one of my favorites for strap-on play because of that amazing curve and the pronounced base.

I mentioned previously that this is one that’s built to last as long as you care for it properly, but here are the details. Silicone is a non-porous material that can be sterilized quite easily. All you need to do is boil it in a pot of water for a few minutes, wipe it down with a ten percent bleach solution or run it through the dishwasher with no soap on the top rack. How easy is that? One other word of warning: you should never use silicone lube with your silicone toys because it will ruin them.

Tantus Inc. uses only the highest quality materials in the manufacture of their sex toys. These sex toys are an excellent choice for consumers who suffer allergies, or sensitivity to chemicals. Whether it is medical grade silicone or quality controlled, body safe and treated aluminum, you can be sure that the use of a Tantus sex toy is safe and healthy.

Sexy penalties are the best

It’s football season, which means we need to pay attention to the rules! Has your slave been holding?  Well, there are no 10 yard penalties in dungeons, but you can definitely put an end to the personal fouls with Strict Leather Premium Locking Arm Splints:

“Keep your slaves arms straight and secure with these premium leather locking arm splints. Each arm splint has D-Rings attached that can be used for tying down them down to the body, other objects or even each other.

Splints feature 10 welded dees, 5 lockable and 1 inch roller buckles on each arm. Arm splints can be used with or without locks.

Note: Locks not included. Measurements: Splints are 16 inches in length.”

Remember to keep it dirty, but play by the rules!

Well thank goodness the elections are over.  We hope your favorite person won, but either way, if you’re like us, you’ve had to put up with months on end of blowhards telling you who to vote for, why and why it matters.  Sure elections are important, but we weenies would rather get the blowhards gone and get on with the BLOWJOBS!  That’s where a good blowjob bib comes in handy.

You read that correctly, say hello to the BLOWJOB BIB:

Heavy loads are the best

“This wide bib is perfect for a gag gift for the fellatio aficionado in your life. Simply tie behind the neck and get down to business!

Made of terry cloth, this absorbent and machine-washable bib is trimmed in pink with the words “Equipped To Handle Heavy Loads” in pink block lettering in the center. Color: White, Pink Type: Bib / Gag Material: Terrycloth.”

You know you want one!

We know you have the first one covered.  Go out and vote today!

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