Weenie Wednesday II
A message from His Majesty, Emperor Weenie:
“Fellow weenies: I have been informed of a morale issue in our ranks. Some of you feel as though you are not up to the challenge of restoring our “members” to our rightful place in the world. Some of you feel as though you need to bulk up to accomplish this goal of returning fun to our sex lives. Some of you feel that you are not tall enough, don’t have enough muscle power, or just don’t fit the bill to bring back the shouts of pleasure. Fear not, for I bring to you today the hope that, together, we can fundamentally change the course of sex for our Weeniedom forever! I present to you “The Size Matters Penis Enlarger.” This is no ordinary stimulus package. This is a chance for you to bulk up, stand up tall and lay some serious pipe across the world. So get to work. We all can make a difference no matter our size, but why not add an inch or three if the opportunity presents itself?
That is all.”
In honor of Emperor Weenie’s declaration, Sextoys.com presents the Size Matters Penis Enlarger at 25% off for the next week!
Smart weenies know that size matters
The Size Matters Penis Enlarger:
“Men, if you’ve always wanted a bigger, longer penis, then it is time to put away the inferior machines and the products that do not work. It is time to step up and use a proven system that will stand by its claims. It is time to invest in the SMP Enlarger.
How it works.The device is placed around the penis and left there for several hours. No need to worry about unsightly bulges or being indiscreet. It can be worn underneath underwear and is made of a material that allows for flexible, comfortable use.
Be at the desk at the office, sitting at dinner with friends, or watching a late movie at the theater. You can do almost any activity you want and the SMP Enlarger will be working for your around the clock. The length of time that it is worn determines the speed and quality of the results obtained. The SMP Enlarger uses spring loaded rods that when compressed stretches the penis. Less advanced models do not incorporate this key ingredient.
Results – So what can you expect to happen after usage? Some of our customers have reported increases between one and three inches. That amounts to a very significant growth of mass and size. Imagine the look on your lover’s face (not to mention their shouts of joy) when you unveil your new sex machine. You can expect a thicker, longer member… Read More“
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